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Funny story: Bush Announces New Iraq Strategy: Waffle

Bush Announces New Iraq Strategy: Waffle

The Bush Administration today provided a detailed explanation of a new strategy in Iraq, called Waffle. Following on the recent "Surge", which hasn't worked according to many sources, US forces will now vary the intensity of their effor...

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Funny story: Hull Bingo Derby Degenerates Into Game Of Rugby League

Hull Bingo Derby Degenerates Into Game Of Rugby League

The Rugby Football League are to investigate yesterday's goings-on at the Super League clash between Hull Kingston Rovers and their cross-city rivals Hull FC at Rovers'

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Funny story: Madonna, Kylie in ebay virginity frenzy

Madonna, Kylie in ebay virginity frenzy

Sensationally, both Madonna's and Kylie's virginity were found for sale on ebay today.

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Funny story: Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

LANCASTER, LOON VALLEY, ENGLAND-- (ALOPECIA DIGEST: HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW) It was a HAIR-raising experience for a local man attempting to shave the nose-hairs which had over-grown onto his upper lip as he watched in horror, his symbol of adolesce...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger Calls it Quits After Plastic Surgery Fiasco

Mick Jagger Calls it Quits After Plastic Surgery Fiasco

Breaking News! Rolling Stones front man Mick Jagger has just announced that he plans to retire. This comes only days after the rock crooner held a press conference to discuss his recent plastic surgery, which apparently went dreadfully wrong.

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Funny story: Homeland Security Director Chertoff Announces New Regulation for Commercial Flights

Homeland Security Director Chertoff Announces New Regulation for Commercial Flights

Michael Chertoff, Director of the Department of Homeland Security, announced today the implementation of new rules for airline travelers. Whereas, in the past, the focus had been on preventing explosive devices from being carried aboard commercial a...

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Funny story: New Sex Toy Set To Take UK BY Storm

New Sex Toy Set To Take UK BY Storm

Sex Shop chain, Anne Summers, has today revealed what it hopes will be its new best seller.

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Funny story: Worlds Earliest Being Linked to Rush Limbaugh

Worlds Earliest Being Linked to Rush Limbaugh

APE Line News - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh was caught by surprise by news that his DNA is nearly an exact match with Luther, a 3 billion year old humanoid from the Crustatian period.

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Funny story: New String Theory: The Universe is Made of Duct Tape

New String Theory: The Universe is Made of Duct Tape

Hardly University's finest have won a Nobel Prize in physics for their newest paper, "Tape it Up," which explains the ultimate theory of life, the universe and everything. Atoms and the tiniest particles known are not made of indescrib...

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Funny story: Werewolf Extinction?

Werewolf Extinction?

First the snowmen now the werewolves, Professor Ima Dorc of Hardley University is again warning of the possible extinction of a near-human species.

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Funny story: Bush Unveils "No Terrorist Left Behind" Plan

Bush Unveils "No Terrorist Left Behind" Plan

Speaking to the nation from the Oval Office last evening, President George W. Bush unveiled a new plan for identifying international terrorists who are currently in the United States illegally. Similar to administration plans for identifying and leg...

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Funny story: Find a Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Book Preview Party Near You!

Find a Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Book Preview Party Near You!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows preview parties are planned to begin at midnight in thousands of bookstores around the world. During these parties, copies of the new book will be sold to those in attendance and everyone will quickly sit and rea...

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Funny story: Lowton Not Guilty After Shaving Mustache

Lowton Not Guilty After Shaving Mustache

Mark Lowton, Editor and Owner of the satire web site thespoof.com, was found not guilty of 300 counts of breaking & entering, embezzlement, drunk & disorderly, peeping tom, and parking in a Handicapped zone after witnesses were unable to identify him...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Displaces John McCain

Ron Paul Displaces John McCain

2008 GOP candidate Ron Paul has surged ahead of John McCain into third place in fundraising among Republican candidates. Paul reported approximately $2.4 million in the bank, while McCain had only $2 million. The Ron...

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Funny story: John Smeaton: A New Hero - Lindsay Lohan the Prize?

John Smeaton: A New Hero - Lindsay Lohan the Prize?

The War on Terror has a new hero, and his name is John Smeaton. Smeaton catapulted himself to international status with one swift kick in late June.

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Funny story: Nude Photos of Obama's Mother Derail His Campaign

Nude Photos of Obama's Mother Derail His Campaign

Washingdung (IP) - Oback Obama is dropping out of the presidential race after nude photos of his mother were found in National Geographix Magazine. It is the first time that nude photographs of a white woman have ever appeared in the almost 100 yea...

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Funny story: Man Gored At Annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona

Man Gored At Annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona

One man was gored today by a bull in the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. The injury was too the buttocks and the man will be okay after minor stitches and recovery.

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