Buenos Aires, Argentina: Vroom, vroom, snarled the Mini, as the 'Hand of God' was at the wheel. "What an ***hole you are," the mouth attached to the 'Hand of God' shouted from Gods' Mini. "How can you put your leg there where it can get run over,...
Calling a footballer a "fairy" just doesn't sit well in 2010, the dust fall out can pound a career into the ground. Re-Elected Labour MP, who voted for gay Âequality rights in Parliament, Stephen Pound has been accused of calling Arsenal's former...
It's rumoured that Susan Boyle may put in a bid to outbid Barcelona to get Rooney for her beloved 'Celtic'. True, she has not yet reached the 80 million plus, being offered by Barcelona but it is expected that her 2nd C.D. will bring in over 100 m...
Al Qaeda are planning to blow up the World Cup, but one of their terrorists decided to "move the goalposts" and now they've decided to blow up Wimbledon instead, damn Cads! The supposed reason for this proposed attack was that the Danish and Dutch...
My goodness, the sports world is turned upside down again. It's NOT one of the players this time, surprise, surprise....it's one of the 'higher ups' who have way further to fall. Lord Triesman allegedly whispered sweet nothings into a 'friend's' e...
Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez confirmed in an interview yesterday that the Merseyside club have already made the biggest-name signing this summer is likely to produce, when they secured the signature of the Hull City substitute, Jan Vennegoor of Hessel...
England's bid for 2018 World Cup is on shaky ground for a number of reasons. One reason being that the world is supposed to end in 2012, according to prophet Harold Weinland. He's wondering what all of the fuss is about. Football has indeed be...
Chelsea scandal pair, John Terry and Ashley Cole have scooped the "Double" in 2010. A master performance was required from both of them and the soccer world is now a better, cleaner place, in fact they have both been recommended as ambassadors for...
Metropolitan Police Detectives are speaking to a number of people following the disappearance of the famous old FA Cup trophy from victorious Chelsea FC's Park Lane Hotel. Having earlier defeated Portsmouth 1-0 in the showcase Wembley Cup Final, t...
Hull City shocked their fans and the rest of the footballing world earlier this afternoon, by offering former manager Phil Brown, who was placed on gardening leave towards the end of last season, the exciting position of Head Groundsman. Brown, 50...
For the first time in the history of the FA Cup, the finalists have been given the opportunity to train on the Wembley pitch on Friday, immediately prior to Saturday's final. However, the sessions will coincide with three other events; The East of E...
Woking Crown Court heard today that Edward Terry admitted being the father of a footballer. Terry, 56, admitted supplying the world with a center half and is expected to be found guilty. He faces a maximum sentence of seven years as a season ticket h...
French footballing legend and current UEFA chief Michel Platini has decided to shave off his invisible moustache after it began stinking of shit at the Europa League final in Hamburg. Platini seemed to be sneering at the Fulham players when he pre...
Paul Scholes has turned down Fabio Capello's offer to return to international football and play, once again, for England. Scholes retired from international football in 2004 with 66 caps After throwing a tantrum, Fabio calmed down and put on his t...
Och! Well...what canna say aboot the wee boys in blue? They sure deserved ta win today. Arv sure been busy lately with all ma concerts, films an' stuff, bu' A just luv ta watch the fitball. A was watching the match wi' sum o' me gud frends an enjoyin' a glass o' heavy an' a wee fish supper, as yer dee. Christ Almighty wo' a freaking game. 7 - 0. Oh! Christ! A believe it was 8 - 0.
Well for f***'s sake. What d'ya expect. Freaking Chelsea Pensioners winning 8 - 0. Poor bloody Wigan....boo f*****g hoo. What the 'ell 'appened. Yer couldn't even score ONE poxy goal yer retards. A know me own team, The - Boro' - stinks at the moment, but Christ...Wigan...counldn't yer 'ave even got ONE in the f*****g net? Chelsea ye' tarts..., ye' deserve the f******g BIG prize. T...
Chelsea centre forward Didier Drogba is set to open a shop in West London selling his own designer range of baby clothes and toys. The 6 foot 2 inch Ivory Coast international made the decision after Frank Lampard stepped up to take a penalty agai...
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