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Funny story: Loadsamoney Plc In Bid For Manchester United Scarves

Loadsamoney Plc In Bid For Manchester United Scarves

A consortium of retail managers, painters, decorators, plumbers and plasterers, all diehard reds, has put in an audacious bid for old Manchester United scarves in the continuing battle against the current US owners who know a done deal with Real Madr...

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Funny story: Hull City Manager Refuses To Give Up Fight

Hull City Manager Refuses To Give Up Fight

New Hull City manager Iain Dowie has refused to give up the fight to keep his beleaguered Tigers in the Premier League, and says that there is always hope, even after their vain struggle has become mathematically impossible. Dowie, who dropped out...

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Funny story: Jamie Carragher In Old Trafford Accident Drama

Jamie Carragher In Old Trafford Accident Drama

Further drama at Old Trafford yesterday afternoon following Liverpool's 2-1 defeat to despised rivals Manchester United when hard-man Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher stubbed his toe walking to the shower in the dressing room. Carragher reported...

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Funny story: Man United Fans Not Gloating Over Liverpool Result

Man United Fans Not Gloating Over Liverpool Result

Knowing what an arrogant lot Man United fans are, we decided to get reactions from them after their 2-1 victory over deadly rivals Liverpool so that we could get fans of other clubs to hate them even more than they already do. We spoke to Bez from...

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Funny story: Mancunians vs Scousers, Battle of Britain, or Viva Espana vs ex-Scouser, Rooney?!

Mancunians vs Scousers, Battle of Britain, or Viva Espana vs ex-Scouser, Rooney?!

Man Utd face their arch rivals, Liverpool today, Scousers vs Mancunians an ancient battle with tradition, culture, pride, anguish, joy, tears, and an obvious winner Man U! But does this old fashion, battle of Britain rivalry really mean anything a...

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Funny story: BA Strike Is MI5 Plot

BA Strike Is MI5 Plot

The President and CEO of Everybody Against England lashed out today at what he called MI5's 'pathetic' attempt to disrupt his business. "Our 'Everybody Against England' slogan for the 2010 World Cup has struck a chord with football supporters aro...

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Funny story: Football Match to Determine Evolution or Creationism Once and For All

Football Match to Determine Evolution or Creationism Once and For All

In an effort to prove once and for all that evolution is the means of mankind's creation the Royal Society is challenging the religious community to a football match on what is billed as a neutral site; The Royal Society in London. The rules of t...

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Funny story: Liverpool Confident Of Old Trafford Three Pointer

Liverpool Confident Of Old Trafford Three Pointer

Just about everybody associated with Liverpool Football Club, from the manager through to the kids in the school playgrounds of the city expect an easy three points from Old Trafford this afternoon when Liverpool play reigning champions Manchester Un...

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Funny story: Manchester United v Liverpool

Manchester United v Liverpool

Manchester United v Liverpool - the real clash of the titans. As the north west football giants square up to one another once again, this time on the hallowed turf of Old Trafford, it's the match everybody's talking about. It's THE event of the we...

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Funny story: Footballers Donate To Sport Relief

Footballers Donate To Sport Relief

Premiership footballers across the UK were today applauded by the nation as they each gave a whole weeks wages to the charity Sport Relief. The generous donation, which was handed over by John Terry and Ashley Cole, totalled almost £50 million, tr...

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Funny story: Rooney Wonder Goal Hits Blind Boy Who Sees Again

Rooney Wonder Goal Hits Blind Boy Who Sees Again

Wayne Rooney's stunning 30-yard stunner in the tenth minute of time added-on sealed Manchester United's triumphal victory over a team in a football match at the weekend. But it was more than just an ordinary net-ripper for the greatest living sco...

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Funny story: Riera Hits Out at "Man-child" Benitez

Riera Hits Out at "Man-child" Benitez

Liverpool player Albert Riera says he is considering leaving the club because of his manager Rafa Benitez's continually childish behaviour. The Spanish international laid bare his soul on Spanish radio last night, after featuring in only two games...

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Funny story: John Terry - True sportsman

John Terry - True sportsman

John Terry answered his critics last night with a sterling show of sportsmanship following Chelsea's Champions League exit. English hearts once again swelled with pride as the role model insisted on voraciously congratulating all four match offici...

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Funny story: Heather Mills Takes Over Becks Rehab Says: He'll Definitely Be Ready for Cup!

Heather Mills Takes Over Becks Rehab Says: He'll Definitely Be Ready for Cup!

The world's richest one legged Tango dancer and Ice Folly performer, Heather Mills, has taken over the rehabilitation of one legged soccer player David Beckham. Beckham, crestfallen, in deep depression and sobbing uncontrollably was ruled out of...

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Funny story: Hull City Name Shrek As New Manager

Hull City Name Shrek As New Manager

Hull City are expected to unveil the former Disney Pixar star Shrek as their new manager on Wednesday, the Spoof understands. The former star of Shrek, Shrek 2 and Shrek the Third had talks with Hull chairman Adam Pearson on Monday after Phil Brow...

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Funny story: Drog Off! - Mourinho Still The Special One!

Drog Off! - Mourinho Still The Special One!

In a veritable 'night of the stars' at Stamford Bridge, the eventual star of them all was ex-Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho, who guided his Inter Milan team to a 1-0 victory on the night, 3-1 on aggregate. Chasing a one doal defecit from the first...

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Funny story: Jose Mourinho returns to Chelsea and tells the world "I have nothing to prove and only God (Sir Alex Ferguson) is above me"

Jose Mourinho returns to Chelsea and tells the world "I have nothing to prove and only God (Sir Alex Ferguson) is above me"

The "Special One" returns to Chelsea this evening and has already told everybody he has nothing to prove, in fact, Chelsea must prove too him how great he really was or get stuffed by Inter Milan and they will prove how great Jose still is. Jose i...

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