US President Barack Obama, elected on a promise of taking US troops out of their illegal occupation of Iraq, today released his version of John Lenin's 'Happy Xmas (War Is Over) to try and boost his feeble Presidency, and these are the lyrics: 'So this is Christmas And what have I done? Another year over A new one begun And so this is Christmas I hope you have fun Me and Dick Cheney Th...
GENEVA - Secret UN leaders, according to my Swiss confidential source, have dispatched UN peace keeping forces to Fox studios to intercede between US forces and Fox studio security involved in a tense standoff. Currently US forces are in control o...
US President Barack Obama has declared the common cold a national emergency. The President signed the Taking Ourselves 2 Seriously proclamation at a jousting tournament in Washington DC last Friday, wearing a crown and surrounded by knights and serva...
The World Health Organization today issued a Global Warning officially naming Barack Hussein Obama a PANDEMIC! The unprecedented action from an agency more intent on equalizing wealth amongst the world's population, was forced into the proclamati...
NEW YORK, NY - According to the chief of security for the 13th floor of the Fox studio building, the Obama administration sent in the Marines to halt a Fox broadcast critical of the Czars. The Marines quickly brought order to the surprised studio, a...
In a wild weekend in Washington, reports have leaked out that President Barack Hussein Obama is contemplating naming Ralph Nader to be the new NFL Pay Czar in order to get waffling white republicans to back his health care plan. The report, leaked...
Hello children, and American voters, welcome to my book, The Barack Obama Children's Alphabet Encyclopedia, by Barack Hussein Obama. Just read this book and you too will be at last be able to understand CNN news like the grown-ups do, and hey, you might learn some speling out of it! A is for Afghanistan An ancient country near Israel, full of Muslims with beards, and a place that heroic Amer...
The 'Worst American President in History' contest is due to be held soon, and the contestants had already been announced - George Dumbya Moron, Bill Dumb Clinton, Jimmy Dumber Carter, Richard Trickson, Ronald Moran, and John Frankfurter Kenteethy. Bu...
President Barack Obama today weighed in on the long-running Abbot-Royce dispute, which has festered for over 120 years. Dr. Francis Ellingwood Abbot claimed in 1891 that Dr. Royce's review of his book "The Way out of Agnosticism" falsely accused...
When Obama railed against Fox News, former President Nixon felt obliged to return from the dead to give the current president some advice about creating an enemies list. Nixon, after all, was an expert at that. A Spoof reporter saw Nixon, hold...
Scientists have discovered that those who voted for Obama rather than McCain masturbated far more than other voters. They had greater levels of testosterone, behaved aggressively, had increased sex drives and liked to crack one off every ten minutes.
President Obama announced today his appointment of an Porno Czar. Many American industries are experiencing an economic depression, and the porn industry is no exception. Recently, it has fallen on hard times and has become dysfunctional. Obama feels...
After his surprise winning of the Nobel Peace Prize last week, Barack Obama next surprised the music world today when his band The Four Obamas shot straight to number one on both sides of the Atlantic with 'The Sound of My Silence'. And here are the song's lyrics: 'Hello Israel, my old friend I've come to sell you arms again While Palestinian children are sleeping To them the IDF now creepin...
In an effort to reach across the isle to the GOP, Obama today agreed to let a congressional committee vet his new Cookie Czar appointee. Today Obama submitted three names for consideration and recommendation, the Keebler Elf, Cookie Monster, and the...
Bermuda - Recently the Red Cross went down to Bermuda to check on the status of the Gitmo Uighurs that President Obama sent down there for life. They felt it was important to make sure that no human rights abuses were occurring. They discussed th...
Famous mathematician and scientist Stephen Hawking has been chosen as the new Homework Czar by President Barack Obama. Hawking will join the growing list of presidential appointees who will all make more than $250,000 a year and receive full benefit...
In his attempt to hire advisors for everything possible, President Barack Obama has appointed Manny, Moe, and Jack as his newest Used Car Czars. "I think that these men know more about automotive repairs than anyone else out there," said Obama from...
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