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Funny story: Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump

Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump

Spokespersons for Mr. Trump have rushed forward to clarify that Mr. Trump has absolutely nothing to do with the latest alarm concerning genitalia eating fish with human teeth. The pacu under scrutiny (related to the piranha) favors male genitalia...

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Funny story: Poll Predicts Hillary Beats Jesus

Poll Predicts Hillary Beats Jesus

ONLY IN AMERICA - For the last few weeks no one could have missed the Hillary and Donald presidential campaign circus. More acts than Ringling Brothers. More drama than The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Even a high building climb, death defying a...

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Funny story: Trump Blames Elvis, Mickey

Trump Blames Elvis, Mickey

Associated Press, August 13, 2016: At a campaign rally today, republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said that Elvis Presley was to blame for the 1970's. "You want to know who was responsible for the 70's," Trump told his supporters, "it...

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Funny story: Rudolph Giuliani To Join New York City Ballet Company

Rudolph Giuliani To Join New York City Ballet Company

Rudolph Giuliani was invited to join the New York City Ballet Company. After watching and listening to Giuliani's latest pirouette and grand jete in a desperate attempt to explain and translate Donald Trump's current misspeak: "Hillary wants to a...

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Funny story: Trump sues his own mouth following diagnosis of rare disease first described by Shakespeare

Trump sues his own mouth following diagnosis of rare disease first described by Shakespeare

GOP candidate for president Mr. Donald Trump is currently taking himself to court in a suit against his own mouth and its insinuations. Mr. Trump indicates he might be persuaded to call off the suit (with sufficient monetary compensation), but onl...

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Funny story: Donald Trump opens fire on cheering rally audience

Donald Trump opens fire on cheering rally audience

In perhaps the most outrageous stunt of his presidential campaign so far, Donald Trump has shot dead 14 of his own voters at a rally in Cleveland. During a speech about gun control, he pulled out an assault rifle from behind the podium and fired rand...

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Funny story: Bush Reality TV Show A Ratings Hit; 6 More Episodes of "In the Bushes" Released

Bush Reality TV Show A Ratings Hit; 6 More Episodes of "In the Bushes" Released

Los Angeles, LA--The Bush family reality TV show has become a smash hit with six more episodes released. With two ex-Presidents, one failed Presidential candidate, one young Presidential wannabe, and the wives who endure them, Lifetime network now h...

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Funny story: Hold your nose party reports delay with new weight scales on "lesser evil" problem

Hold your nose party reports delay with new weight scales on "lesser evil" problem

The HNP (Hold Your Nose Party), currently instrumental in resolving the "But just who is the lesser evil of the two major candidates question," is experiencing some delay. In review, Mr. Arnold Batorswich, Director of the HNP, recently stepped for...

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Funny story: Local racist worried Trump just pandering

Local racist worried Trump just pandering

A local man expressed concern today that Donald Trump's latest racially charged outburst may have been less than sincere. "It just seems a little too good to be true," said self-described racist Fred Stewart outside of a Trump rally in Minneapoli...

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Funny story: Trump suspends campaign amid rumors of mysterious Freeka virus!

Trump suspends campaign amid rumors of mysterious Freeka virus!

The wire services broke the news this past hour that Donald Trump has suspended his campaign for President! An inside source has informed the New York Times that the offices are closed and that Trump and the entire staff have checked into a little kn...

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Funny story: New Trump sign interpreter just man flicking off camera

New Trump sign interpreter just man flicking off camera

Citing cost concerns and staffing issues, a spokesman announced Thursday that the Trump campaign will be replacing formally trained sign interpreters with a man just constantly extending his middle finger at all times. The spokesman added that in...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Hospitalized After Choking on His Own Ego

Donald Trump Hospitalized After Choking on His Own Ego

BURNT CORN, AL--Donald Trump, at a rally Tuesday in Alabama, was hospitalized after he began choking on his own ego. Trump was building up to the peroration of his speech, in which he praised himself as the sole solution to all that ails the Uni...

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Funny story: Bush Family To Debut "In the Bushes" Reality TV Show

Bush Family To Debut "In the Bushes" Reality TV Show

Dallas, TX--Members of the Bush family have begun filming a reality TV show featuring two Presidents, one failed Presidential candidate, one President wannabe and the wives who endure them. The first six episodes have already been filmed and will be...

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Funny story: With Poll Numbers in Free Fall, Trump, Pence Jump Out of Plane

With Poll Numbers in Free Fall, Trump, Pence Jump Out of Plane

Grand Teton, Wyoming: Facing a free fall in numerous recent polls, Donald J. Trump and Mike Pence jumped out of an airplane yesterday as a publicity stunt to prove that that they can recover from such a precipitous drop. They survived. It has be...

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Funny story: Trump Claims Autopsy was Rigged, Blames Clinton

Trump Claims Autopsy was Rigged, Blames Clinton

Associated Press, June 18, 2032: Donald Trump today disputed the results of his own autopsy. "I do not suffer from Whinorrhea," he stated. Trump insisted that President Clinton had tampered with the results, and claimed that he had seen televisio...

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Funny story: Trump Claims He Saw Video Of The Ark Of The Covenant

Trump Claims He Saw Video Of The Ark Of The Covenant

Donald Trump is claiming that the Obama administration is hiding the Ark of The Covenant to keep it from him in case he becomes president. "I saw the video, and we can assume the Russians or Wiki-Leaks leaked the video to hurt Hillary Clinton in t...

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Funny story: Trump's Autopsy Reveals Brain Tumor

Trump's Autopsy Reveals Brain Tumor

Associated Press, June 17, 2032: An autopsy of the real estate mogul and former presidential candidate revealed that he had suffered from a growth on the cerebral cortex that impaired his ability to self-censor, increased his impulsiveness and limite...

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