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Funny story: President Obama Instructs Congress to Reduce Spending

President Obama Instructs Congress to Reduce Spending

In a fleeting moment of sanity on Capital Hill today President Obama addressed Congress giving instructions for the up coming budget. Obama stressed that the federal government must do the same as the American people are having to do in these difficu...

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Funny story: A Day in the Life Of Barack Hussein Obama

A Day in the Life Of Barack Hussein Obama

7:00 Wake up after dreaming I'm Abraham Lincoln 7:10 Switch off tape of 'How to Speak Like a 1700s preacher' that's been running all night beside my bed 7:15 Have breakfast of organic, freetrade Guyanan coffee, and a slice of old, feeble baloney 7:30 Receive daily phone call from Israel, telling me what to do today, and reminding me that the next set of tanks are now due for delivery, as...

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Funny story: The Obama Book of Revelation

The Obama Book of Revelation

This is the Book of Revelation of Obama, written by the scribes of Cheney in the year two score and three. And in the land there were many false prophets and charlatans, and many spake ill of one another, and the people were sorely puzzled, and some wished for a saviour. 'Where is our Messiah?', they cried, and rent their clothes and gnashed their teeth, for there was much unhappiness across th...

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Funny story: Glimmer of Hope for Obama's Basketball Dilemma

Glimmer of Hope for Obama's Basketball Dilemma

Given the recent anti-woman, demeaning, and altogether beastly evidence of men-only pickup basketball games at the White House, a local woman has written to President Obama, offering him an opportunity to diversify. Dear Mr. President: As a member of the tall fat white woman lobby, I would like to offer to play on your basketball team. I have to warn you that I can't run, I can't dribbl...

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Funny story: Obama lies to troops

Obama lies to troops

Naval Air Station Jacksonville, Florida - President Obama addressed a crowd of GIs about the variety of plans for Afghanistan, none which involve withdrawing as a certain African American candidate had promised over a year ago. He brought smiles a...

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Funny story: Obama Defeats Women at Basketball

Obama Defeats Women at Basketball

To counter his critics who have accused him of having a "testosterone driven" Presidency, President Barack Obama held a basketball game today against his most trusted female cabinet members. Obama beat the females 118 to 2. The female players inc...

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Funny story: Obama releases 'Happy Xmas (War Is Over)' single

Obama releases 'Happy Xmas (War Is Over)' single

US President Barack Obama, elected on a promise of taking US troops out of their illegal occupation of Iraq, today released his version of John Lenin's 'Happy Xmas (War Is Over) to try and boost his feeble Presidency, and these are the lyrics: 'So this is Christmas And what have I done? Another year over A new one begun And so this is Christmas I hope you have fun Me and Dick Cheney Th...

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Funny story: UN sends peace keepers to Fox studio

UN sends peace keepers to Fox studio

GENEVA - Secret UN leaders, according to my Swiss confidential source, have dispatched UN peace keeping forces to Fox studios to intercede between US forces and Fox studio security involved in a tense standoff. Currently US forces are in control o...

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Funny story: US declares common cold 'emergency'

US declares common cold 'emergency'

US President Barack Obama has declared the common cold a national emergency. The President signed the Taking Ourselves 2 Seriously proclamation at a jousting tournament in Washington DC last Friday, wearing a crown and surrounded by knights and serva...

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Funny story: It's Official: UN World Health Organization Declares Obama a Pandemic!

It's Official: UN World Health Organization Declares Obama a Pandemic!

The World Health Organization today issued a Global Warning officially naming Barack Hussein Obama a PANDEMIC! The unprecedented action from an agency more intent on equalizing wealth amongst the world's population, was forced into the proclamati...

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Funny story: White house sends the Marines into Fox studio during live news cast

White house sends the Marines into Fox studio during live news cast

NEW YORK, NY - According to the chief of security for the 13th floor of the Fox studio building, the Obama administration sent in the Marines to halt a Fox broadcast critical of the Czars. The Marines quickly brought order to the surprised studio, a...

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Funny story: Obama Contemplates Naming Ralph Nader NFL Pay Czar: Players Demand Limbaugh Be Named New NFL Commisioner!

Obama Contemplates Naming Ralph Nader NFL Pay Czar: Players Demand Limbaugh Be Named New NFL Commisioner!

In a wild weekend in Washington, reports have leaked out that President Barack Hussein Obama is contemplating naming Ralph Nader to be the new NFL Pay Czar in order to get waffling white republicans to back his health care plan. The report, leaked...

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Funny story: The Barack Obama Children's Alphabet Encyclopedia

The Barack Obama Children's Alphabet Encyclopedia

Hello children, and American voters, welcome to my book, The Barack Obama Children's Alphabet Encyclopedia, by Barack Hussein Obama. Just read this book and you too will be at last be able to understand CNN news like the grown-ups do, and hey, you might learn some speling out of it! A is for Afghanistan An ancient country near Israel, full of Muslims with beards, and a place that heroic Amer...

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Funny story: Surprise late entry in the 'Worst American President in History' contest

Surprise late entry in the 'Worst American President in History' contest

The 'Worst American President in History' contest is due to be held soon, and the contestants had already been announced - George Dumbya Moron, Bill Dumb Clinton, Jimmy Dumber Carter, Richard Trickson, Ronald Moran, and John Frankfurter Kenteethy. Bu...

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Funny story: Obama adds Abbot-Royce dispute to his plate

Obama adds Abbot-Royce dispute to his plate

President Barack Obama today weighed in on the long-running Abbot-Royce dispute, which has festered for over 120 years. Dr. Francis Ellingwood Abbot claimed in 1891 that Dr. Royce's review of his book "The Way out of Agnosticism" falsely accused...

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Funny story: Obama's Enemies List: Former President Nixon's Advice

Obama's Enemies List: Former President Nixon's Advice

When Obama railed against Fox News, former President Nixon felt obliged to return from the dead to give the current president some advice about creating an enemies list. Nixon, after all, was an expert at that. A Spoof reporter saw Nixon, hold...

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Funny story: Obama Voters Masturbated A Lot

Obama Voters Masturbated A Lot

Scientists have discovered that those who voted for Obama rather than McCain masturbated far more than other voters. They had greater levels of testosterone, behaved aggressively, had increased sex drives and liked to crack one off every ten minutes.

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