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Funny story: List of Male Gay Names Revealed by Computer

List of Male Gay Names Revealed by Computer

Than Franthisco, CA (IP) - A super computer at Berkely has been used to create a list of men's names which indicate that a man is not a heterosexual.

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Funny story: US House Votes For Iraq Troop Pull Out

US House Votes For Iraq Troop Pull Out

The US House of Representatives has voted for a complete troop pull-out from Iraq which should start immediately.

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Funny story: Giuliani: Abolish Congress!

Giuliani: Abolish Congress!

Former NY mayor Rudy Giuliani today announced that in order to reduce the size of the federal government, he would immediately abolish the Congress, along with every government agency outside the Executive branch, including the Office of Vice Preside...

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Funny story: Global Warming Researchers at the North Pole Discover They Hate Being There

Global Warming Researchers at the North Pole Discover They Hate Being There

A group of scientists studying Global Warming have concluded that the North Pole is inhospitable to human life and none of them want to be there.

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Funny story: Ron Paul to Play for the Iowa Cubs

Ron Paul to Play for the Iowa Cubs

Presidential candidate Ron Paul (R-Texas) announced today that he will take a 2-week break from the campaign so he can try out for the Iowa Cubs, a AAA minor league baseball team that serves as a farm team for the major league Chicago Cubs team.

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Funny story: Is Pink the New Black?

Is Pink the New Black?

The battle among pop stars continues as singer and songwriter Pink (Alecia Moore) said that Britney Spears is "not a true artist." Pink had mentioned Britney by name in a song from earlier in her career, saying that she's "tired of...

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Funny story: Fred Thompson Rejects Iraq Proposals

Fred Thompson Rejects Iraq Proposals

Fred Thompson, who is widely thought to be running for President, criticized a number of other presidential candidates today for their varied proposals to change US strategy in Iraq. Thompson said that we need to stay the course and...

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Funny story: Queen Jumps Out of Window In What Not To Wear Wobbler

Queen Jumps Out of Window In What Not To Wear Wobbler

The Queen flung herself out of a Buckingham Palace window in a BBC What Not To Wear Royal Special when beanpole fashion gurus Trinny Woodall and Susannah Constantine told her to take off "the tiara".

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Funny story: Bin Laden Voices Regret Over 9-11

Bin Laden Voices Regret Over 9-11

Islamabad, Pachyderm (IP) - A new video tape smuggled out of the mountain resort town of Pachyderm appears to show an intoxicated Bin Laden breaking down and lamenting about how his attack against the United States on 9-11 was the greatest blunder of...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden's Son Files For Divorce

Osama Bin Laden's Son Files For Divorce

Omar Osama Bin Laden, the son of the al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, has moved out of the house he shares with his English wife Jane Felix-Browne after only three months of marriage.

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Funny story: Incredible New Diet Discovered

Incredible New Diet Discovered

New York, New York (IP) - Scientists have stumbled onto a revolutionary new diet plan that threatens to put gymnasiums, diet pills, ridiculous looking exercise machines sold on television, dangerous surgery, and other dieting gimmicks out of business...

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Funny story: Doctor Who Arrested for Business Fraud

Doctor Who Arrested for Business Fraud

CARDIFF - Along with the ever increasing trial of Lord Conrad Black and the escalating entanglement of the BAE and the government in the 'Al Yamamah' Saudi Arms Deal, another one of Britain's most prestigious symbols has...

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Funny story: Port Vale Sign Two Robbies

Port Vale Sign Two Robbies

League One side Port Vale made an audacious swoop into the transfer market yesterday when they secured the services of two Robbies - ex-Liverpool, Man City, Leeds and England striker Robbie Fowler, and the ex...

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Funny story: Leeds United Acquired By Beastly Former Owner

Leeds United Acquired By Beastly Former Owner

The future of Leeds United looks safe this morning after the club was sold back to former owner Ken Beast by grandmother Betty Ramsbottom, who bought it at a car boot sale last weekend.

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Funny story: Flagging Neo-con Presidential candidates court untapped voting pool: The Undead!

Flagging Neo-con Presidential candidates court untapped voting pool: The Undead!

With the sagging fortunes of the Neo-cons, the GOP wanna-be's have turned to a hitherto untapped voting block in hopes of gaining the nomination, The Undead!...

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Funny story: East Bay High School Swear Jar Feeds Africa

East Bay High School Swear Jar Feeds Africa

For the past month, East Bay High School has had severe profanity problems. As a solution, the staff created a giant Swear Jar. Every time the students swear or use vulgar language, they must pay 25 cents to the Swear Jar or go to detention.

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Funny story: Internet Entrepreneur Offers Free Moustache Rides

Internet Entrepreneur Offers Free Moustache Rides

Mark Lowton, co creator of TheSpoof.com has come forward offering free moustache rides to all comers. Gender is not necessarily an issue and all races are welcome. Mark had the idea as a promotional campaign for his web site. Mark has a very impressi...

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