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Funny story: Phlegm of the Month

Phlegm of the Month

Match of the Day has revealed a radical departure from their well know "Goal of the Month". Anchorman Gary Linuchhhher told me, "Since the departure of Adrian Chiles we felt that the old order of things needed an upgrade, and what better than to s...

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Funny story: "England Will Win World Cup" Claims Carol Vorderman

"England Will Win World Cup" Claims Carol Vorderman

Maths genius Carol Vorderman has unveiled a mathematical formula that proves that England will win the next world cup. Vorderman studied form and past tournaments in a bid to uncover the winner. "If you take all the facts into account the answer i...

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Funny story: Man City PR man has a very public meltdown!

Man City PR man has a very public meltdown!

At the beginning of the Premier League season, a huge debate was going on among football fans across the country. The question being considered was whether or not Man City would surpass United as the dominant football force in the city? A quick gl...

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson could quit Manchester United to enter World Chewing Gum Championships

Alex Ferguson could quit Manchester United to enter World Chewing Gum Championships

Alex Ferguson is considering leaving as Manager, of Manchester United, to enter the World Chewing Gum Championships. For the last two years Mr I Chew, Chairman of the World Chewing Gum Championships, has been sending emails to Ferguson, on a daily...

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Funny story: Reds resort to desperate measures

Reds resort to desperate measures

In a desperate effort to complete their 1,200-mile journey to Thursday's Europa League semi-final with Atletico Madrid Liverpool F.C. have hired a flotilla of pedallos at Dover. Club Manager Rafael Benitez, in Pedallo 63, puffed, "Estamos hecho po...

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Funny story: Liverpool set off on marathon trip to Atletico Madrid

Liverpool set off on marathon trip to Atletico Madrid

Liverpool have begun their 1,200-mile journey to Spain for Thursday's Europa League semi-final with Atletico Madrid, on camels. With the volcanic ash cloud continuing to cause travel chaos across northern Europe, the Reds have been forced to aband...

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Funny story: Thai army ready to use live ferrets against Man Utd fans

Thai army ready to use live ferrets against Man Utd fans

The Thai army has made explicit its determination to use live ferrets against Manchester United fans in certain circumstances. An army spokesman told a regular news briefing that troops were ready to use their stoat-like arsenal "decisively". T...

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Funny story: Judge Dando probes Ribery ribaldry

Judge Dando probes Ribery ribaldry

Paris - (Quel Horreur!): A Paris vice police sting this weekend has resulted in examining magistrate Judge Yves Dando quizzing $40 million Bayern Munich signee and France international Franck Ribery about an underage sex ring. The 27 year-old and...

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Funny story: World Cup cancelled as South Africa will be covered with Black Cloud of Volcanic Ash

World Cup cancelled as South Africa will be covered with Black Cloud of Volcanic Ash

The World Cup, could be cancelled as a result of the volcanic eruption in Iceland. The competition is not due to take place until June, but the Gigantic Volcanic Cloud of Dust, continues to grow as the Volcano in Iceland, shows no sign of stopping to...

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Funny story: God appears over the Manchester sky disguised as a "Red-Headed Demon" out of the BLUE!

God appears over the Manchester sky disguised as a "Red-Headed Demon" out of the BLUE!

After 93 minutes of boredom, ineptitude and misery, God, watching from his lofty heights in his VIP, SKY box, decided enough is enough! A miracle over the sunny Manchester skies happened yesterday as a fiery bolt from heaven struck and gave everyb...

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Funny story: Benitez: Chelsea will Win the League!

Benitez: Chelsea will Win the League!

In a new interview with The Spoof, Rafa Benitez has openly admitted his hatred for Alex Ferguson, suggesting that he would rather lose the final match of the season to Chelsea rather than see Ferguson lift the league cup for the fourth consecutive ti...

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Funny story: New Fergie Watch Issued to All Premier Referees

New Fergie Watch Issued to All Premier Referees

All top football referees in the UK are to be issued with special Fergie watches designed by Sir Alex Ferguson himself. The watches are expected to be used to keep time in all matches involving Manchester United. The watch has many special feature...

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Funny story: Nobody Knows about The Three Lions & The Lion Rampant

Nobody Knows about The Three Lions & The Lion Rampant

In a recent survey in England it was discovered that 90% of England fans don't know the origin of the three lions, and a similar survey in Scotland discovered that nearly 95% of Scots don't know the origins of the Lion Rampant. When Richard I, al...

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Funny story: England Goalkeepers Should Wear Nothing

England Goalkeepers Should Wear Nothing

A study by the University of Shitchester has suggested that England's goalkeeper should play in the nude at the World Cup Finals. Dr Stig O'Toole said " Players miss penalties when they are confronted with certain stimuli. We found that a well endowe...

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Funny story: Football Club Offers Tickets To Stranded Passengers

Football Club Offers Tickets To Stranded Passengers

A football club has offered tickets to passengers stranded at one of the UK's airports following the Icelandic volcano ash incident. Luton Town FC sent a delegation to the local airport when they heard about the dreadful situation. Legendary form...

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Funny story: Rooney has reason to celebrate

Rooney has reason to celebrate

"WAYNE ROONEY and Cesc Fabregas could join a very select band to lift the PFA Player of the Year award and the Young Player prize in the same season. Wayne Rooney is a strong favourite to win the senior award from his fellow pros. He was named on...

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Funny story: Liverpool F.C. Sold to Owners of Taco Bell

Liverpool F.C. Sold to Owners of Taco Bell

Following the recent announcement that the Liverpool Football Club was up for sale, American food conglomerate, Yum Brands, has reportedly stepped in with an attractive offer to assume full ownership. While team co-owners Tom Hicks and George Gill...

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