Whilst John Terry is away trying to bring the World Cup back to England, with his teamates, he received the news that wife, Toni has been selected to join an England International team. Toni is so excited. She is the first WAG to be chosen for the...
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - The Colombian belly dancing firecracker Shakira will be singing the official 2010 FIFA World Cup Soccer song. The song which is entitled "Waka Waka" was co-written by Kara DioGuardi and Neil Sedaka. The song tells t...
Reports have recently surfaced in South Africa of a controversial plan by Fifa to give permission to 31 'other teams' to compete in the 2010 World Cup. According to the reports, these 'other teams' will be easily identifiable by their distinct lac...
In an unprecedented show of aggro, Fabio Capello, England Manager, (you should know that by now!) was seen banning several press photographers from outside the England's team showers. The press were allowed in after a training session including...
It's coming home! That's official, confirmed today by FA spokesman Swine Goring-Derrickson. The England team bus will be coming home whatever the outcome of the 2010 World Cup finals in South Africa. "Oh yes, you can count on it," Goring-Derric...
English football hooligans, not usually renowned for their intellectual capacity, are astounding critics with their cunning by heading for the World Cup finals in South Africa disguised as nuns. Our Africa correspondent, Singatme Ndumbastad caught...
Sony is launching a TV ad in which England boss Fabio Capello answers a boozed-up England fan who SHOUTS ABUSE at his TV screen as part of a push to convince consumers to trade up to advanced Listening sets for the World Cup kick off. The campaign...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Claudia Schiffer regarded as one of the world's top supermodels has sent the German National soccer team two dozen nude 8 by 10 glossies of herself. Schiffer, who was born in Rheinberg, Germany said that she just wanted to do som...
This Friday, the 2010 FIFA football World Cup begins in South Africa with a spectacular ceremony. The ceremony is said to represent all that is great about South Africa, and is intended to be an even more amazing spectacle than the opening ceremony o...
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - George Lopez, who is still upset that his sit-com was cancelled and Sandra Bullock, who is still upset that her husband Jesse "Dick With Feet" James cancelled their marriage with his horde of TattooGate cycle chicks have...
CAPE TOWN, South Africa - The FIFA Executive Committee has just been informed that the team from Ethiopia will not be competing in the World Cup finals. The Ethiopian coach Naboombali Yakachumpa told reporters covering the Ethiopian team that due...
Exhaustive enquiries by your Truth Hound, Phoenix Joe reveal the shocking truth that the profits from 'Genuine Replica' (whatever that may mean) football shirts end up financing illegal wars in far flung countries like Afghanistan and Iraq. The...
Liverpool have this morning unveiled their choice as new manager, and it will come as a complete shock to everyone to discover the name of the new Anfield boss - Reg Crabtree. Passing over the likes of Jose Mourinho, Martin O'Neill, Sven Goran Eri...
Security patrols in South Africa are on high alert today after UK intelligence sources claimed they had uncovered details of an al-Qaeda plot to wreak havoc and destruction at this summer's World Cup which starts on Friday. The information relates...
As the World Cup draws ever closer, players and staff alike have been complaining about FIFA's new balls. England keeper David James complained; "FIFA's balls are completely out of control; they bounce everywhere and are very slippery when wet". H...
With England's World Cup opener less than a week away, it has been leaked that the USA will be using "mind game" tactics in the match to help give them the edge and possibly cause an upset. Former USA defender Alexi Lalas spoke about the tactics,...
Although Scotland haven't qualified for the World Cup that hasn't stopped comedy group, The Sweaty Jocks, recording their own World Cup song. The Sweaty Jocks spokesperson said "although we might be too rubbish to get to the finals, we are exper...
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