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Funny story: Archaeologists unearth Jesus' wank flannel

Archaeologists unearth Jesus' wank flannel

It has been hailed as the greatest religious artefact since the Turin shroud. Biblical archaelogists digging in Montana, USA, believe they have found the cloth that Jesus Christ used to mop up his masturbatory ejaculations. Some scholars have ques...

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Funny story: Trump Fires Himself From Campaign

Trump Fires Himself From Campaign

Donald Trump said to himself today, "You're Fired," as he exited his campaign for the Presidency. He held a press conference today at the Trump Tower. "Believe me, you can count on the fact that I'm out of the campaign you low-energy press losers...

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Funny story: The Alt.Right Is To The Right Of The Crazy GOP Right

The Alt.Right Is To The Right Of The Crazy GOP Right

The alt.right has been much in the news because one of the movement's supporters, Ronald Dickhead, the former head of Brietbart is now the CEO of the Trump campaign. Too, it's in the news because the alt.right supports Trump for President of the U.S...

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Funny story: For Debate Prep, the Clinton Campaign Hires a Nine Year Old Who Ran a Successful Lemonade Stand as a Stand-in for Donald Trump

For Debate Prep, the Clinton Campaign Hires a Nine Year Old Who Ran a Successful Lemonade Stand as a Stand-in for Donald Trump

Washington, D. C.--In preparing for the upcoming debates with Donald Trump, Clinton campaign spokesperson Robby Mook announced today that it has has hired Billy Vermon, a successful lemonade magnate, to stand in for Donald Trump. Nine year old Bi...

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Funny story: Trump's "Softening" Makes Him Appear Limp & Flaccid

Trump's "Softening" Makes Him Appear Limp & Flaccid

In what is becoming known as "The Softening," Donald Trump is trying to get away from some of his positions and aggressive postures where, for example, he seemed to relish cruelty toward the Khan's - the Gold Star family - who lost their son in Iraq. Trump won popularity with white uneducated males by presenting himself as a malicious if not malignant figure as he excoriated women as being "pi...

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Funny story: Roger Ailes Replaces Trump Campaign Staff With Russian Sexbots

Roger Ailes Replaces Trump Campaign Staff With Russian Sexbots

After his attorneys advised him to avoid all contact with real human beings with feelings, conscience and morals, Roger Ailes replaced a few of Donald Trump's campaign staff with sexbots. The move has raised red flags as the sexbots are seen as a...

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Funny story: Pill May Be Available To Raise IQ Of White Male Trump Followers

Pill May Be Available To Raise IQ Of White Male Trump Followers

The Quinnipiac University poll released a month ago had Trump leading among white men and white women The poll had Trump leading Clinton among white men, 60 percent to 36 percent. While the margin has recently narrowed a bit, it is clear that it wil...

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Funny story: Trump Pamphlet Calls Women Prone To Sin And Evil

Trump Pamphlet Calls Women Prone To Sin And Evil

The Family Research Council is know to be the most important anti-gay advocacy group in the country. Lesser know is its attitude toward women. It's head, Tony Perkins and many others belong to denominations which bar women from serving as pastors b...

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Funny story: Trump Is Huge Flip Flopper But OK With Supporters

Trump Is Huge Flip Flopper But OK With Supporters

Donald Trump uses his audience's racial animus and rage to attack Hispanics, African and Middle Eastern Americans, and mocks women and disabled people with impunity. He plays to his supporters' fears and prejudices. His campaign has been based on b...

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Funny story: Russians Hack Medical Records: Both Trump And Clinton Unfit For Office

Russians Hack Medical Records: Both Trump And Clinton Unfit For Office

Donald Trump's challenge to Russian hackers to find the dirt on Hillary Clinton has backfired as Wikileaks released hacked medical records damaging to both Clinton and Trump. The revelations that neither candidate is physically fit to run a lemona...

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Funny story: Top TV Head Scorns TV Approach To Trump

Top TV Head Scorns TV Approach To Trump

Climate change, skyrocketing drug prices, methane leaks caused by the oil-and-gas industry, US soldiers relying on food stamps to survive, California's war on the homeless, U.S. support of Saudia Arabia's genocide in Dufar against the Houthis are all important news stories. Instead the media gives wall-to-wall coverage of the Orangeman, Donald Trump. On CNN&N, MSFBC and FAUX there is alm...

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Funny story: Trump Self Deports Jesus

Trump Self Deports Jesus

Completely misunderstanding Mitt Romney's concept of self deportation, Donald Trump took it upon himself to deport a man to his home country. Now Donald Trump and his staff are facing kidnapping and terrorism charges after forcing Jesus Chavez, a US...

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Funny story: Dying Boy's Wish Is To Donate Kidney To Donald Trump

Dying Boy's Wish Is To Donate Kidney To Donald Trump

An Oklahoma City man and his eight year old boy were on their way to a Trump rally to give the boy's spelling bee award to Donald Trump, but unfortunately the man's son never made it: Joe Di Pietro said the family car was broadsided by an inattentive...

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Funny story: Trump never wanted to win the presidency

Trump never wanted to win the presidency

Sources inside the Trump campaign, on a condition of anonymity, have revealed that Donald Trump never had any intention of winning the Presidency. They say with the making Brietbart's News' combative far-right Chief Executive Steve Bannon and Roge...

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Funny story: New Trump Campaign Chiefs In Violent Squabble

New Trump Campaign Chiefs In Violent Squabble

Donald J. Trump has selected unrestrained, ultra right wing firebrand Stephen K. Bannon to be his campaign manager. Bannon is the editor of Brietbart, an incendiary publication noted for race-baiting diatribes, conspiracy theories, irreverence, lack of respect of social norms and willingness to stop on other people. Bannon joins Roger Ailes the head of Fox News, who was pushed out of his job d...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's First National Security Briefing

Donald Trump's First National Security Briefing

Donald Trump endured his first two-hour national security briefing without falling asleep. Initially suspicious of the intel and fail to receive the entire picture of the world trouble spots, he walked away impressed by the FBI revelations about the...

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Funny story: Chachi In Charge After Trump Campaign Shake Up

Chachi In Charge After Trump Campaign Shake Up

After Paul Manafort's failed attempt to transform Trump Pygmalion style into a calm deliberate statesman, The Donald is reverting to full crazy mode now that Scott Baio has taken charge of his sputtering campaign. Scott Baio, mostly forgotten for...

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