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Funny story: Barcelona v Inter - Barca Robbed - Tosser Invades Pitch - United Fan Issues Warning

Barcelona v Inter - Barca Robbed - Tosser Invades Pitch - United Fan Issues Warning

Barca beat Inter 1-0, but lose 3-2 on aggregate in the Champions League. Despite some crap refereeing decisions. Barca had a late goal disallowed for a handball that never was. Fergus McCarthy lamented the fact that the match official wasn't offic...

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Funny story: England Can Win The World Cup

England Can Win The World Cup

After many debates with his mates, Scot, Gary McPhail, has worked out that England, will fail to win the World Cup without help. Seven things need to be done for England to win the World Cup In June. 1) Dawn French is appointed goalkeeper so that there is little or no room for the opposition to score a goal. 2) The referee, and linesmen would need to all be English so all disputed decisio...

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Funny story: Southport controversially win the Conference North

Southport controversially win the Conference North

Southport football club have won the Conference North, 2009-2010 in controversial circumstances, beating local rivals Fleetwood Town by one point. Earlier in the season, Farceley were expelled from the league for not having a team, stadium, money...

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Funny story: Hull City Facing "Doomsday Scenario"

Hull City Facing "Doomsday Scenario"

Hull City chairman Adam Pearson has warned the club's supporters that the Tigers' relegation from the Premier League to the Championship will leave them facing a 'Doomsday Scenario' which could well herald the End of the World. City, who face Sund…

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson dismisses Man Utd 'will become gay' rumours

Sir Alex Ferguson dismisses Man Utd 'will become gay' rumours

Sir Alex Ferguson has dismissed rumours he will become gay as Manchester United boss at the end of next season. The 68-year-old has been United manager for over 23 years but last year said he would step down if his health or hunger for benders eve...

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Funny story: Plymouth Argyle Players Punished by Japanese Owners

Plymouth Argyle Players Punished by Japanese Owners

Japanese businessman Yasuaki Kagami, whose company has a large holding of Plymouth Argyle shares has reacted badly to the team's relegation. Speaking on a specially constructed stand in the middle of Home Park, he berated the team for not working...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson swears he will only leave Old Trafford in a Black Box, horizontal!

Sir Alex Ferguson swears he will only leave Old Trafford in a Black Box, horizontal!

Sir Alex Ferguson has rubbished all reports that he will retire next year and has vowed only to leave Old Trafford in a "Black Box" and even then he will come back and haunt the place. Hopeful inheritors to his throne, Jose "The Chosen One" Mourin...

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Funny story: Rafa Benitez To Sign Top Lawyers

Rafa Benitez To Sign Top Lawyers

Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez has announced that he is to sign a team of top lawyers in a bid to help Liverpool to qualify for the Champions League. Unhappy at refereeing decisions which have gone against his side all season, Benitez has decided to sue...

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Funny story: "No Way France Will Win World Cup Without Cheating" Says Platini

"No Way France Will Win World Cup Without Cheating" Says Platini

Michel Platini, former French football star and now UEFA President, has written off France's chances of winning the world cup. He expects them to get through the first round, but further progress will be unlikely, unless they cheat. "We had to che...

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Funny story: Wigan winger Charles N'Zogbia in spelling test arrest

Wigan winger Charles N'Zogbia in spelling test arrest

Wigan Athletic footballer Charles N'Zogbia has been arrested over allegations that someone else completed the written part of his spelling test. He was held on suspicion of causing fraud by false representation as he turned up at Sale Spelling Tes...

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Funny story: Fulham To Play Hamburg In Car Park-Jumpers For Goalposts

Fulham To Play Hamburg In Car Park-Jumpers For Goalposts

The Europa League semi final first leg between Hamburg and Fulham is to take place in a car park at the back of Jurgen's Beer and Sauerkraut Emporium, Hamburg. Originally the match was scheduled to take place in Hamburg's modern stadium. However, Ful...

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Funny story: Manchester United is world's stupidest club says High-IQ Society

Manchester United is world's stupidest club says High-IQ Society

Manchester United is still the most stupid football club in the world, according to the world's leading high IQ society. The Premier League title holders, who came second in a list compiled by the Education Secretary in February, again topped the...

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Funny story: Phlegm of the Month

Phlegm of the Month

Match of the Day has revealed a radical departure from their well know "Goal of the Month". Anchorman Gary Linuchhhher told me, "Since the departure of Adrian Chiles we felt that the old order of things needed an upgrade, and what better than to s...

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Funny story: "England Will Win World Cup" Claims Carol Vorderman

"England Will Win World Cup" Claims Carol Vorderman

Maths genius Carol Vorderman has unveiled a mathematical formula that proves that England will win the next world cup. Vorderman studied form and past tournaments in a bid to uncover the winner. "If you take all the facts into account the answer i...

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Funny story: Man City PR man has a very public meltdown!

Man City PR man has a very public meltdown!

At the beginning of the Premier League season, a huge debate was going on among football fans across the country. The question being considered was whether or not Man City would surpass United as the dominant football force in the city? A quick gl...

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson could quit Manchester United to enter World Chewing Gum Championships

Alex Ferguson could quit Manchester United to enter World Chewing Gum Championships

Alex Ferguson is considering leaving as Manager, of Manchester United, to enter the World Chewing Gum Championships. For the last two years Mr I Chew, Chairman of the World Chewing Gum Championships, has been sending emails to Ferguson, on a daily...

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Funny story: Reds resort to desperate measures

Reds resort to desperate measures

In a desperate effort to complete their 1,200-mile journey to Thursday's Europa League semi-final with Atletico Madrid Liverpool F.C. have hired a flotilla of pedallos at Dover. Club Manager Rafael Benitez, in Pedallo 63, puffed, "Estamos hecho po...

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