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Funny story: Siphiwo Ntshebe World Cup Song To Be Sung By Nelson Mandela

Siphiwo Ntshebe World Cup Song To Be Sung By Nelson Mandela

Siphiwo Ntshebe, the South African opera singer chosen by Nelson Mandela to perform at the opening ceremony of the 2010 World Cup, has died from meningitis, his record label said, and Mr Mandela himself will now sing his song. Ntshebe, 34, dubbed...

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Funny story: Diego Maradona bets on a modeling career

Diego Maradona bets on a modeling career

The Argentine coach Diego Maradona has laid out his plans for a successful modeling career. He recently promised in a radio interview that he will run naked through the center of Buenos Aires if Argentina wins the Soccer World Cup. If Argentina e...

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Funny story: Are you an Arse 'n al?

Are you an Arse 'n al?

So, Arsenal players have proved to be just as greedy as many others. They could have 'kept it down a bit' for the sake of their fans instead of 'chanting out' for their bonuses after the game - words which echoed down the tunnels. It's rumoured that rather than go and meet with fans after the big win, they ran to grab their cheques and ducked out of a side door, ignoring the thousands waiting...

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Funny story: Jimmy Hoffa Rolls Over in Grave as Giant's Meadowlands Named Site for 2014 Super Snow Bowl!

Jimmy Hoffa Rolls Over in Grave as Giant's Meadowlands Named Site for 2014 Super Snow Bowl!

Sports reporters roamed through the smog and fog somewhere near Secaucus, New Jersey today, trying to find the Meadowlands after it was announced the site was named to host the 2014 Super Bowl, already being named "The Yellow Snow Bowl' by critics w...

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Funny story: Pele World Cup Tee Shirt Warning

Pele World Cup Tee Shirt Warning

PM David Cameron today elected to stop sitting on his hands and do something useful for a change by warning football fans of a certain age that wearing Pele tee shirts could lead to mockery and ridicule. Insisting that he be understood to be perfe...

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Funny story: The F.A. promise the World Cup 2018 mascot will not be another f**king lion

The F.A. promise the World Cup 2018 mascot will not be another f**king lion

In a last ditch bid to bring the 2018 World Cup to England after Lord Treesperm told some attention seeking ginger tart about the Spanish cheating as usual, the English F.A. have promised UEFA that if their bid is successful they will not choose anot...

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Funny story: Scottish FA announce new sponsor

Scottish FA announce new sponsor

After the shock parting of the ways between Tennants and the Scottish FA, the Scottish footballing body has acted quickly to fill the gap. The Scottish based drinks company has made the decision after David Tennant left the popular BBC drama, Doc...

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Funny story: Blue Square for Beckham

Blue Square for Beckham

Blue Square Premier club Grimsby Town pulled of the scoop of the decade today, when they signed David Beckham. Grimsby, who were relegated from league 2 last season, is sponsored by Olds Sea Foods, one of the biggest names in the food industry.

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Funny story: Terry Butcher Admits "Blood Was Ketchup"

Terry Butcher Admits "Blood Was Ketchup"

Terry Butcher, the former England defender who courageously played on despite suffering a deep cut to his forehead during a vital World Cup qualifier against Sweden in Stockholm in 1989, has admitted in an interview that the 'blood' wasn't real, and...

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Funny story: Renaldo's transformation

Renaldo's transformation

Lagos, Nigeria. Former football international, Renaldo, has joined a tribe of Swahili natives and now calls Nigeria home. "I love it here. The people are so friendly and they even play football for fun. Even better, the welfare payments are out o...

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Funny story: The Sorceror, Van Gall meets his Apprentice, Mourinho to define who really is the "special one"!

The Sorceror, Van Gall meets his Apprentice, Mourinho to define who really is the "special one"!

A pivotal clash of the 2 best footy coaches on the planet (sorry Sir Alex you failed to do your homework) promises to be an intriguing clash of the "Sorcerer" and his one time "Apprentice". Louis van Gaal has worked his magic in every club he has...

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Funny story: World Cup 2018: New Lord Triesman Scandal

World Cup 2018: New Lord Triesman Scandal

The former Lord, David Triesman, the man who single-handedly derailed England's bid to stage the 2018 World Cup, has been involved in a new and even more scandalous scandal involving various comments he is alleged to have made in private to friends.

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Funny story: FIFA 2010 World Cup: The 'Hand of God' runs over a leg!

FIFA 2010 World Cup: The 'Hand of God' runs over a leg!

Buenos Aires, Argentina: Vroom, vroom, snarled the Mini, as the 'Hand of God' was at the wheel. "What an ***hole you are," the mouth attached to the 'Hand of God' shouted from Gods' Mini. "How can you put your leg there where it can get run over,...

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Funny story: U.K. Labour M.P. Hit By "Fairy" Dust Fall Out After Arsenal Game

U.K. Labour M.P. Hit By "Fairy" Dust Fall Out After Arsenal Game

Calling a footballer a "fairy" just doesn't sit well in 2010, the dust fall out can pound a career into the ground. Re-Elected Labour MP, who voted for gay ­equality rights in Parliament, Stephen Pound has been accused of calling Arsenal's former...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle may put in a bid for Rooney to join her beloved 'Celtic'

Susan Boyle may put in a bid for Rooney to join her beloved 'Celtic'

It's rumoured that Susan Boyle may put in a bid to outbid Barcelona to get Rooney for her beloved 'Celtic'. True, she has not yet reached the 80 million plus, being offered by Barcelona but it is expected that her 2nd C.D. will bring in over 100 m...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda planned to blow up the World Cup!

Al Qaeda planned to blow up the World Cup!

Al Qaeda are planning to blow up the World Cup, but one of their terrorists decided to "move the goalposts" and now they've decided to blow up Wimbledon instead, damn Cads! The supposed reason for this proposed attack was that the Danish and Dutch...

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Funny story: World Cup in news again. Triesman, lives up to his name - he 'tries man' but needs to be careful who he shares secrets with

World Cup in news again. Triesman, lives up to his name - he 'tries man' but needs to be careful who he shares secrets with

My goodness, the sports world is turned upside down again. It's NOT one of the players this time, surprise, surprise....it's one of the 'higher ups' who have way further to fall. Lord Triesman allegedly whispered sweet nothings into a 'friend's' e...

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