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Funny story: Britney Spears Bodyguard 'Was Just Protecting Her Vagina'

Britney Spears Bodyguard 'Was Just Protecting Her Vagina'

Britney Spears' bodyguard is facing a battery charge after allegedly 'battling' with photographers who were trying to take pictures of the singer's vagina.

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Funny story: Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan Seek Vagina Monologue While Sharing Jail Cell

Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan Seek Vagina Monologue While Sharing Jail Cell

Nicole Richie is awaiting a short prison sentence for DWI. Lindsay Lohan is awaiting a couple of court dates for multiple DWI's and posession of cocaine (whether or not she was in someone else's pants). The two Hollywood starlets have petitioned Ju...

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Funny story: Al Gore Claims He Invented Britney Spears Vagina

Al Gore Claims He Invented Britney Spears Vagina

Al Gore, who once claimed that he invented the internet, has now taken credit for another piece of American legend: the popular and often over exposed vagina of Pop tart Britney Spears. Gore announced this to reporters outside of a Democratic town h...

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Funny story: Cosmetic Surgeons Reveal Women Want Smaller Vaginas, Men Want Larger Penises

Cosmetic Surgeons Reveal Women Want Smaller Vaginas, Men Want Larger Penises

Las Vegas Nevada, A consortium of cosmetic surgeons gathered at the Rio Hotel and Casino this week to discuss the newest trends in plastic surgery. After comparing notes and looking at the statistics this year the group came to the conclusion, this...

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Funny story: Famous spoof writer gets stuck in Vagina

Famous spoof writer gets stuck in Vagina

Los Angeles (the streets of Hollywood): Buck E Filbert, infamous writer for TheSpoof.com, is entangled in a really messy controversy this time. The notorious "Vagina" writer, who was the topic of many contr...

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Funny story: Paris gets vagina insured!

Paris gets vagina insured!

New york (the hot-shot pub): The last time we saw Paris Hilton, she was a preacher on "Larry King's Alive", stating all the lines she read in the bible, including the part that she felt was truly "hot". But no...

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Funny story: Tyra Banks Loves Her Vagina

Tyra Banks Loves Her Vagina

Talk show host Tyra Banks has always done show topics that are close to her heart. From childhood obesity to teenage molestation Tyra has been through it all, just ask her.

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Funny story: Aliens Have Vaginas

Aliens Have Vaginas

Studies conducted on the International Space Station have revealed that aliens do indeed have vaginas. Not only do they have vaginas, they have spectacular, illuminated, steamy, pulsating, vibrating, suprisingly friendly vaginas.

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Funny story: Doctor Fanny and Britney's vagina

Doctor Fanny and Britney's vagina

Top gynaecologist Dr Fanny Hole has hit out at the ignorance shown by the critics of Britney Spears's 'vagina' pictures.

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Funny story: Kodyak bimbo image sensor uses available light more efficiently

Kodyak bimbo image sensor uses available light more efficiently

Today's Science Tomorrow -- A relatively simple hardware change has allowed Kodyak to make CMOS and CCD bimbo image sensors for digital cameras that are two to four times more sensitive to light, resulting in less colour noise when a bimbo's...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Infects Entire Prison Population

Paris Hilton's Vagina Infects Entire Prison Population

Lynwood Ca. Paris Hilton was released from the Century Regional Detention Center yesterday 20 days short of her 23 day sentence. Officials cited unspecified medical reasons for her early release.

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Funny story: New Study Proves Global Warming Causes Vaginal Dryness

New Study Proves Global Warming Causes Vaginal Dryness

Ponds Laboratory Pine Island Florida - A Study conducted by the Womans Crevice Research Institute has concluded that Global Warming is the cause of the high rate of Vaginal Dryness suffered by the woman of the world.

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Funny story: Vaginaplasty, Paris women get new Vaginas!

Vaginaplasty, Paris women get new Vaginas!

Paris, Root-hers: - Scores of fashionable young Parisians ladies are flocking to the plastic surgeons for a quick nip tuck of the old lady garden in a bid to regain their virginity.

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan - Vaginas are Drying Up

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan - Vaginas are Drying Up

Paparazzi all over the world today claimed that crotch-shots are drying up in every country. One hack photographer commented, "A couple of months ago you couldn't take a picture without snapping something inadvertently flapping in the breeze...

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Funny story: Bush Disappointed By Low Ratings of His Articles On TheSpoof.com

Bush Disappointed By Low Ratings of His Articles On TheSpoof.com

Washington DC - President Bush announced at a Whitehouse Conference today that he was extremely disappointed by the low ratings his articles were getting on a website called "The Spoof".

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Funny story: Britneys vagina to attend AA on its own!

Britneys vagina to attend AA on its own!

Los Angeles- Reports are coming in that that Britney Spears vagina has been attending AA meetings on a sole basis completely unknown to its owner.

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Funny story: Britney, Paris and Lindsay's "No panties law"

Britney, Paris and Lindsay's "No panties law"

Due to public demand, George Bush (With Bill Clinton's permission and blessing) has now insisted that the "no panties" bill be passed for actresses (and some actors) in order to keep their celebrity status.

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