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Funny story: Suicide Bomber Unable to Resist Creamy Goodness - There was an explosion alright, an explosion of flavor sensation!

Suicide Bomber Unable to Resist Creamy Goodness - There was an explosion alright, an explosion of flavor sensation!

So reads the transcript of the military tribunal investigating Salim Abu Zayabada of Saudi Arabia on charges of attempted terrorism within U.S. borders. Apparently Zayabada's plot was thwarted by the mouth-watering richness he encountered at the Snak...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Has Already Been Held 'Behind Closed Doors'

Royal Wedding Has Already Been Held 'Behind Closed Doors'

There were scenes of 'utmost discontent' in the area around Buckingham Palace this morning, when it was announced in a statement that the Royal Wedding of Prince William and his bride Kate Middleton had already taken place behind closed doors at a se...

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Funny story: IRA Thames sub 'to nuke royal nuptials'

IRA Thames sub 'to nuke royal nuptials'

London - Wedding invite snubbed members of the IRA are planning a massive attack, worried police sources said today. And a tip-off reckons they will use a former Colombian coke submersible to attack Westmonster Abbey this Friday. Royal Navy pat...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding With Alternative Ending To Be Screened In Some Muslim Countries

Royal Wedding With Alternative Ending To Be Screened In Some Muslim Countries

As the event of the decade moved a day closer, it emerged last night that TV broadcast of the Royal Wedding of Prince William and his bride-to-be Kate Middleton, is to be screened in some Islamic countries with an alternative ending. William and K...

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Funny story: Department Of Homeland Security Revises Threat Warnings

Department Of Homeland Security Revises Threat Warnings

The Department of Homeland Security is revising the color coded threat warnings that they have been using for a few years to monitor terrorist warning levels. People will no longer have to worry about whether green or orange is worse than blue or red...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Kate Middleton Dress Bomb Plot Uncovered

Al-Qaeda Kate Middleton Dress Bomb Plot Uncovered

Security service chiefs say they have uncovered a plot by well-known terrorist group al-Qaeda to carry out a Royal Wedding bomb attack on the dress due to be worn by Kate Middleton. But, they say, the attack would have proved pointless, as the dress...

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Funny story: Cameron Catches a Break, Obama Moves US Into "Most Hated Country" Status After Only 14 Months in Charge!

Cameron Catches a Break, Obama Moves US Into "Most Hated Country" Status After Only 14 Months in Charge!

It took over 6 centuries for Britain to be universally hated according to apologist PM Dave Cameron, but it was announced today by an independent international Think Tank President Barry Obama's reign only took 14 1/2 months to surpass the Brits...

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Funny story: Security Expert Fears Return To Violence After N Ireland Bodies Dissolved

Security Expert Fears Return To Violence After N Ireland Bodies Dissolved

A top security expert is predicting a return of "The Troubles" in Northern Ireland after it was revealed that two of the bodies overseeing the winding down of paramilitary groups have been dissolved. The Independent International Commission on Dec...

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Funny story: British Government Running Out of Things to Declare War On

British Government Running Out of Things to Declare War On

A fresh crisis has hit the troubled coalition Government - an absence of new things to declare war on. Having successfully declared war on terrorism, crime, vandalism, MPs' expenses, old people, young people, babies and Libya the Press Office at Numb...

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Funny story: Chimp Update: Jihad Foils Extraordinary Rendition Transfer

Chimp Update: Jihad Foils Extraordinary Rendition Transfer

As last reported, attempts to make Jihad the Chimp give up the location of Osama bin Laden by waterboarding have failed. Alarmed by the non-stop grunting and gesticulations by the hirsute orangutan and fearing that he might create an insurrectio...

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Funny story: Waterboarding Fails To Make Terrorist Chimp Chat: Doesn't Squeal On Bin Laden

Waterboarding Fails To Make Terrorist Chimp Chat: Doesn't Squeal On Bin Laden

Jihad, the simian expatriot from the Orangutan Rehab Center in Sumatra, who was captured while attempting to board a flight from Honolulu to LAX a couple of weeks ago, is now a detainee in the GITMO facility that is presently being used to house dang...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Speaks Out

Osama Bin Laden Speaks Out

Dear People of America - Just a quick little note to remind everyone just how damn friggin good I am at evading being captured by the barbaric capitalist that have been searching for me for many years. I will give them credit because those dudes have just about looked in every cave in Pakistan and they have not found me (Osama Bin Laden). Well that is because I am not in Pakistan; I am in Missi...

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Funny story: Terrorist Plot to Blow Up American Microbreweries Foiled; Then Officials and Authorities Foiled

Terrorist Plot to Blow Up American Microbreweries Foiled; Then Officials and Authorities Foiled

PORTSMOUTH, N.H. - Police and federal agents descended on Smuttybutt Brewery on Heritage Avenue in Portsmouth today, as part of a nationwide sting aimed at apprehending the mostly Egyptian terrorists who have infiltrated a number of regional and nati...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera suspected as member of Al-Qaida

Christina Aguilera suspected as member of Al-Qaida

In late-breaking news, the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency has issued orders to have singer Christina Aguilera detained, and proffered for transportation to "Club Guantanimo Bay", for an official interview. This, due to the most suspicious nature...

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Funny story: ASBO's Fail Against Terrorism and Chavs - Terrorists to have their Bomb Making Equipment Confiscated, just like Chavs

ASBO's Fail Against Terrorism and Chavs - Terrorists to have their Bomb Making Equipment Confiscated, just like Chavs

The UK Government is finally getting tough on terrorists after ASBO's fail. The new laws will give police the power to take "bomb making equipment off terrorist if they believe they are being used anti-social" a spokes man said today. The move...

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Funny story: Imam In. Imam Out! World Trade Center Mosque Mess After Spokesman Puts Camel Toe In Mouth!

Imam In. Imam Out! World Trade Center Mosque Mess After Spokesman Puts Camel Toe In Mouth!

Public Relation troubles continue for plans on the Muslim 9/11 Bomb Memorial in NYC as the second Imam spokesman for the project was forced to resign after yet more inflammatory statements enraged all New Yorkers, with the exception of the Mayor, Mi...

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world

Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world

In an audio tape aired on Al Jazeera television on Monday, al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden admitted to French President Nicolas Sarkozy of spreading pesticide resistant bed bugs in France. In a message specifically targeting France, al Qaeda chief...

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