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Funny story: Wimbledon 2008: Martina Navratilova and Billie Jean King Favourites To Win Lesbians Doubles

Wimbledon 2008: Martina Navratilova and Billie Jean King Favourites To Win Lesbians Doubles

Martina Navratilova, the 9-time Wimbledon Women's Singles champion, and 7-time Ladies Doubles winner, and Billie Jean King are this year's runaway pre-tournament favourites to win the Lesbians Doubles...

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Funny story: Henman comeback confirmed

Henman comeback confirmed

Tennis legend Tim Henman has confirmed the worst kept secret in Tennis by announcing that he will make an emotional comeback for this years Wimbledon Championships.

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Funny story: New drinks sponsor for Wimbledon

New drinks sponsor for Wimbledon

In an effort to broaden the appeal of lawn tennis, the Lawn Tennis Association has decided not to renew the sponsorship on offer from squash drinks manufacturer Robinson.

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Funny story: Wimbledon 2008 a strain on the NHS

Wimbledon 2008 a strain on the NHS

The annual Lawn Tennis spectacular at Wimbledon looks set to place a particular strain on NHS services this year, with demand for ambulances, heart pacemakers, defibrillators and ACE inhibitors looking set to outpace supply.

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Funny story: Time Warp Revealed At Wimbledon

Time Warp Revealed At Wimbledon

In a surprise announcement, scientists today announced that the tennis complex in Wimbledon, South-West London, actually goes into a giant time warp every summer. Speaking from his lab, Dr. Jekyll, chronologist and amateur medicine-mixer, said: 'W...

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Funny story: Rafael Nadal Introduces New Line of Shorts!

Rafael Nadal Introduces New Line of Shorts!

Paris - As Rafael Nadal closes in on another French Open Final his newest endorsement "AeroDynamic Shorts" announced the creation of a new Rafael Nadal line called "Hip Huggers".

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Funny story: Roger Federer Trash Talks Heading Into the French Open

Roger Federer Trash Talks Heading Into the French Open

Though Roger Federer has lost a very human 6 matches this year so far and so he is also taking on another human trait, "trash talking".

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Funny story: Justine Henin Denies She's A Man

Justine Henin Denies She's A Man

Beautiful and feminine tennis star Justine Henin today denied that she was actually a man.

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Funny story: Parents of future tennis star don't think Lil-lets can help Wimbledon dream

Parents of future tennis star don't think Lil-lets can help Wimbledon dream

It would appear that the advertising campaign in the 80's where Lil-lets were seen as the "feminine route to freedom" and could "help with playing tennis and other games during times of tension" were all a sham.

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Funny story: "I just love to play on dirt!" Sharapova tells Letterman

"I just love to play on dirt!" Sharapova tells Letterman

New York - (Fifteen-Love Mess): Stunning leggy Russian blonde tennis ace Maria Sharapova has thrilled late night TV chatshow host David Letterman with her revelations about love of play on dirt.

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Funny story: Wimbledon to host water polo

Wimbledon to host water polo

From 2009 onwards, Wimbledon, the home of lawn tennis for so many years, will be hosting water polo instead of its usual game.

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova: "Roger Federer is very sexy"

Maria Sharapova: "Roger Federer is very sexy"

Maria Sharapova may have put an end to the recent controversy over whether Roger Federer is handsome or not.

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Funny story: Williams sister accused of being a brother

Williams sister accused of being a brother

Maria Sharapova caused a storm yesterday after her game with Serena Williams, hinting the Florida beauty may actually be man.

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Funny story: Sharapova: Grunting and Groaning to Federer Cup Climax Bliss

Sharapova: Grunting and Groaning to Federer Cup Climax Bliss

Canada Stadium - (Cute Little Buns Mess): Unashamed naked ambition has spurred blonde Russian bombshell Maria Sharapova to a breathtaking multi-orgasmic climax in the Roger Federer Cup.

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Funny story: British Davis Cup Team Prepare for Humiliation

British Davis Cup Team Prepare for Humiliation

The withdrawal of Andy Murray from Britain's Davis Cup team to face Argentina in Buenos Aires on clay has forced balding captain John Lloyd to concede that they're 'in for a right royal hammering' just a few days before the explosive...

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Funny story: Federer: the day my balls shrank

Federer: the day my balls shrank

Gstaad, Switzerland - (Walkover Mess): Twelve-times grand slam-winning tennis champion Roger Federer emerged from the doldrums today at an Alpine skiing resort chalet in Gstaad and told close friends of his retractile testicles blow at the Australian...

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Funny story: Tennis Welcomes Silent Letter Era

Tennis Welcomes Silent Letter Era

At the Australian Open tennis championship, we witnessed the dawn of a new era-the era of the silent letter powerhouses, at least according to Roger Federer, or Roger Dfederer, as he now likes to be known.

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