The Government have voted unanimously to lower the age of drinking and smoking to 14 in a bid to aid the ailing economy. Gordon Brown is expected to announce the new measures on Wednesday. A spokesman said "It is a great idea - the more kids we...
Oxnard, Ca. - Tests reveal that the Oxnard man discovered slumped over his computer keyboard last Monday had been taxed to death. The man, Earl Snuff, was reported missing when he failed to report for work. Authorities weren't quite sure what had...
A leaked Government report has declared that the UK's 17.5% VAT is set to be replaced by a new tax that will transparently be aimed at fleecing the poorest members of our society even further. The new tax, entitled B.E.D. (Bleed Em Dry) tax will b...
The House of Representatives has voted to create a new bonus tax band of 90% which will apply to all bonuses at companies that start with A and end in IG. Additionally, once someone has paid tax at the new rate, they will continue to pay tax at that...
The Government has announced that ferry travel to Europe is to be subject to a minimum charge of £250, in order to prevent binge-drinking and promote public health. The change was announced this morning by Business Secretary Dark Lord Mandelson, a...
The United Kingdom's Chief medical Officer is worried about the increasing consumption of booze in Britain. Sir T. Temperance Totaller proposes that the cost of getting blottoed be doubled in the UK. Parliamentarians yelled and screamed simult...
J.D. Witheredspoon, the pub magnate and godfather of cheep booze slammed the government today for not doing more for drunk people. In a speech made at "The Moon In Old Bank", one of his newest pubs, Mr Witheredspoon called for more to be done. "T...
The Department of Health has today announced a new scheme aimed at tackling the social and public health issues caused by the wanton consumption of chocolate. The actions follow the recent campaign by Doctor David Interferingscrote, who described...
The Government had announced plans to tax chocolate. In a highly controversial move the Chancellor, Alistair 'The Eagle' Darling said "We have taken expert medical advice. This is for the benefit of the nation. It is not an attempt to secretly raise...
Boston, Ma./ Working Girl News, The Bling Report - Taxachusetts Governor Deval "Cadillac" Patrick proposed additional taxes this week to bail out his corrupt state sinking further into the mire of Government Spending, No-Show Jobs, and disability pay...
The White House Budget Director Peter Orszag on Tuesday defended President Barack Obama's $3.6 trillion federal budget and its proposal to raise taxes on more affluent Americans. "We have lived through an era of total irresponsibility," Orszag to...
After three former Obama nominees for offices in his government asked to be excused after remembering they hadn't paid a few hundred thousand in income taxes, Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton confessed to making a few silly mistakes, totally unint...
Seventeen minutes ago Barack Obama's team of advisers completed their research on Internet usage. By refocussing the cameras hidden in every lap top, they have discovered that most people's primary daily exercise is masturbation while scrutinising po...
Not to be outdone by other religious or cultural new-year events, congress will vote today on a formal declaration and an amendment to the U.S. Constitution, citing June 20 of each Gregorian calendar year as the new, formal, "American New Year". W...
Gordon Brown has today announced that VAT is to go from 15% to zero from the beginning of the the new tax year in April. In a bid to kick-start the economy the cut, which comes after a smaller one of 2.5%, is hoped to ensure that a recession is qu...
Gordon Brown Today announced that the planned Bovine Release Tax Bill will be put on hold til both the financial and meteorological climates change. The Bill, which was expected to become Law on the 5th February this year, has been sh...
New United States President Barack Hussein Obama, continuing with his promise of "change," has removed the tax deduction status of any charitable contributions made to Christian or Jewish churches. Donations made to a mosque or other non-profit orga...
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