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Funny story: Obama Removes Tax Deduction Status for Charitable Contributions to Christian Churches

Obama Removes Tax Deduction Status for Charitable Contributions to Christian Churches

New United States President Barack Hussein Obama, continuing with his promise of "change," has removed the tax deduction status of any charitable contributions made to Christian or Jewish churches. Donations made to a mosque or other non-profit orga...

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Funny story: Obama Unveils New Statue in DC to Commemorate Commitment to "Ethics"!

Obama Unveils New Statue in DC to Commemorate Commitment to "Ethics"!

Washington,DC/ Septic City News-All the News Fit to Flush - President Obama presided over a festive, but private, Democratic happening on the White House lawn with the dramatic unveiling of a bronze statue commissioned to reinforce the Democratic Val...

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Funny story: Figures reveal MPs gravy train

Figures reveal MPs gravy train

Figures revealed under a Freedom of Information enquiry reveal today that MP's spend on average £4.38 per day each while at Parliament. Apart from their £63,000 salary and possible expenses of £131,000 (including employing their spouse at very ge...

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Funny story: Senator Daschle Forgets To File Taxes Also

Senator Daschle Forgets To File Taxes Also

Republican and Democratic senators on Sunday questioned how former Senator Tom Daschle could make a $128,203 mistake on his taxes but said they were not prepared to oppose his nomination as health secretary. "You have to be troubled by it, but ap...

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Funny story: "Ramrod" Ramseys Rocky Revenue Relationship

"Ramrod" Ramseys Rocky Revenue Relationship

Celebrity shagaholic and bit of a cook, Gordon Ramsey is in the news again today for trying to shag around with HM Inland Revenue. Modest and soft spoken "Ramrod" so dubbed for his alleged romantic attributes, is facing court action after his fath...

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Funny story: New "Syntax" Announced

New "Syntax" Announced

In a constant effort to augment revenues and to solve a multitude of social problems, New Jersey officials today announced the implementation of a new "Syntax." "The way this works," the Governor proudly explained, "is that anytime some one makes a s...

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Funny story: Geithner Stimulus Plan: Don't Pay Your Taxes

Geithner Stimulus Plan: Don't Pay Your Taxes

Incoming Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner told Congress about his own stimulus idea on Friday. Geithner said that Americans should follow his lead and not pay their taxes. "It turns out that people spend money themselves more effectively than g...

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Funny story: Congress Approves Stool Tax To Fight Global Warming

Congress Approves Stool Tax To Fight Global Warming

(Washington DC) Congress approved today a special Stool Tax to help fight global warming. A $10.00 tax on stools was issued for everyone over the age of eighteen. The new law was the last one signed by George W. Bush and takes effect immediately.

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Funny story: Government to tax foreign people living abroad

Government to tax foreign people living abroad

The Government today announced a measure to get money flowing into the economy that doesn't involve more motoring stealth taxes. From tomorrow, any foreigners living abroad will be subject to a non-domiciliary tax at a rate of 1.5%. The Chancellor...

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Funny story: New York to Tax all Food Devoid Aspartame

New York to Tax all Food Devoid Aspartame

NEW YORK - Reliable, centrally located sources report that next year, the State will pass a 200% tax on all food and water that is not "sweetened" with aspartame. There are several reasons, including financial, for this move. Our source told us t...

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Funny story: New York Governor Proposes 880 New Taxes

New York Governor Proposes 880 New Taxes

New York's Governor has proposed $121 billion budget hits New Yorkers in their iPods, condoms, use of city toilets, libraries, street bum's intake for the day, shoe shines, dog turds, opening refrigerators - and nickels-and-dimes them in lots of othe...

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Funny story: "Flat" Gas Tax Cramps America's Midsection

"Flat" Gas Tax Cramps America's Midsection

Gobal warming experts have begun to stress the deliterious effects of methane gas release on world wide temperature. Landfills of course are being targeted as dangerous sources of methane but an unexpected culprit is being identified as a possible hi...

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Funny story: VAT To Be Charged On Value Added Tax

VAT To Be Charged On Value Added Tax

Beleaguered UK businesses groaned this morning, when the Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair, Darling announced that, from 1st January 2009, VAT is to be charged on Value Added Tax. Mr Darling told ministers on Tuesday, that the government would...

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Funny story: VAT Found Rummaging Berkshire on Hophead

VAT Found Rummaging Berkshire on Hophead

UK'ers have been ferociously debating the VAT though the creature has never been captured or even seen by modren man. Reports of the beastie have surfaced across the United Kingdom though descriptions vary widely. At times it is described as a griffe...

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Funny story: UK'ers Ask What's the Vat? Darling Says: "Let's Raise Her!"

UK'ers Ask What's the Vat? Darling Says: "Let's Raise Her!"

United Kingdomers are divided over Alstair Darling's secret and now denied plan to raise the VAT. Since almost no one in the British Isles has any idea what a VAT is nevermind what a raise in the VAT might mean, the civil war over the possibly non ex...

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Funny story: Stealth Taxes?...You Wish!

Stealth Taxes?...You Wish!

That's the message from Trainee Chancellor Alistair Darling today after he announced the revitalisation of 19th Century style Press Gangs to roam around the UK raising funds for the Government coffers. 'The plan is to position teams near cashpoint...

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Funny story: Chancellor cuts VAT rate to Zero

Chancellor cuts VAT rate to Zero

In a dramatic bid to stimulate the British economy, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, the Right Reverend Dr Lord Sutch has decided to make a decision and cut the rate of VAT to zero. Speaking from an orange crate on the corner of Hyde Park this mor...

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