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Funny story: Crazed Old Man Kills and Maims Dozens With Shopping Cart

Crazed Old Man Kills and Maims Dozens With Shopping Cart

Springfield PA--A very irate and insane grocery shopper went berserk at a local Poke 'N' Toke supermarket today. Police say Mr. Fish, 97, lost his patience and his mind while grocery shopping and killed 28 people with his shopping cart.

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Funny story: Another Day In The Life Of A Daniel Radcliffe Stalker.

Another Day In The Life Of A Daniel Radcliffe Stalker.

The weekends are the hardest part of the job. On week days I know exactly where the gorgeous Daniel is going to be, as he is always at work. But on weekends there is no saying what he is going to do. He might go shopping, or he may go to the theatre, he may take a trip to the park to feed the ducks, alternatively he might go down town to see his local hooker.

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Funny story: Shop Staff Given New Powers Over Gay Customers

Shop Staff Given New Powers Over Gay Customers

As from Monday, shop staff have been given the power to stop gay men and women from buying items for partners.

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Funny story: 'Shopping News' Promotes Literary Editor

'Shopping News' Promotes Literary Editor

BALTIMORE - The Shopping News has promoted Sir John Smith to the newly created position of literary editor.

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Funny story: Dig yields ancient Parisian, accessories

Dig yields ancient Parisian, accessories

Scientists have discovered the oldest human remains in western Europe.

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Funny story: Government proposes "cig hunts" to curb smoking

Government proposes "cig hunts" to curb smoking

In an effort to combat smoking the government has proposed legislation to force shopkeepers to hide cigarettes around their shops and time all customers attempting to purchase them. In a statement Public Health Minister Dawn Primarolo explained the...

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Funny story: Yorkshire town in Food, Fags & Booze Display Ban Trials

Yorkshire town in Food, Fags & Booze Display Ban Trials

Following the government's latest measures to discourage smokers by preventing shops from displaying packets of cigarettes, proposals have today been introduced to make Britain healthy again by extending the same proposals to food and drink.

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Funny story: Government demands ban on fags, fairies, fruits

Government demands ban on fags, fairies, fruits

Ban on shop displays of cigarettes, fresh fruits, and popular sweets like 'Box O'Pixies' has been introduced in a move designed to discourage teens from smoking, eating, thinking, or acting for themselves.

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Funny story: Grape Sues Man in Supermarket Row

Grape Sues Man in Supermarket Row

A grape is set to sue well known London accountant Mark Spencer for more than £300,000 after claiming he was trodden on by the overweight money-grabber at Tesco in Peckham.

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Funny story: Britain No Longer "A Nation Of Shopkeepers"

Britain No Longer "A Nation Of Shopkeepers"

An official European Union statement released today shows that, in Europe, Britain is no longer regarded as "a nation of shopkeepers", but is, instead, thought of more as "a nation of shoplifte...

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Funny story: American food and consumer goods manufacturing base unite to combat inflation by serving smaller portions and reducing packaging sizes

American food and consumer goods manufacturing base unite to combat inflation by serving smaller portions and reducing packaging sizes

Washington, D.C - Once again doing its part to help the America consumer in his or her time of need, the American and international food and consumer goods manufacturing conglomerates unite to combat inflation by serving smaller portions and reducing...

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Funny story: The "Other Robert Plant"

The "Other Robert Plant"

Saturday morning. Time to get up and do stuff. Do my grocery shopping. Run errands…do everything I put off doing during the week. And my &q...

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Funny story: Battle Of The Sexes Continues, At The Mall

Battle Of The Sexes Continues, At The Mall

NEW YORK - Both men and women shop, a lot, but a report commissioned by the Consumer's Association of America found some surprising differences between the sexes in terms of how we shop.

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Funny story: Aldi To Sell Tanks

Aldi To Sell Tanks

In an increasing effort to expand their foothold in cut price sales on anything they can get their hands on, Aldi are set to start selling Tanks from next week in the 'Thursday Specials' section.

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Funny story: Targeting the SNACK BAR

Targeting the SNACK BAR

I went shopping with Mrs. Rhodester recently and spent the better part of the evening in a Target store while she grabbed a cart and zipped away, which to me is kind of like waiting in a Doctor's office for a rectal exam - I know it has to be done but, in the end, it's going to cost a small fortune and I'll be walking funny. The reason I walk funny when leaving the Target store is that...

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Funny story: Retailer In Hot Water Over Fruit Fiasco

Retailer In Hot Water Over Fruit Fiasco

Top food, clothing, white goods, insurance, electronics, luggage, newsagent, books and Christmas decoration outlet, Tesco, is in hot water today after a customer bought an orange that was past its sell by date.

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Funny story: Supermarket Chain to Offer Free Drugs; Rock Stars Queue Up

Supermarket Chain to Offer Free Drugs; Rock Stars Queue Up

CAPE CORAL, Florida (Heewack News Network) -- Dozens of rock stars lined up outside the Pubix supermarket here after the chain announced that it would provide free quantities of certain drugs.

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