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Funny story: Frosty the Snowman reborn in Glasgow after snow returns

Frosty the Snowman reborn in Glasgow after snow returns

Frosty the Snowman was reborn in Glasgow last night after a heavy snowfall. Frosty was delighted to be back he said "I live more life's now because of Global Freezing its great, its still hard to believe that people still believe this Global warming...

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Funny story: Scotland needs to learn to learn

Scotland needs to learn to learn

Nearly four-sixths of Scottish pupils are not doing good at reading and righting in the early years of secondry school, new figures show. An offishial Scottish Govnerment report into literecy found 60% of pupils in S2 had failed to do good, with p...

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Funny story: Favre Off to Scotland To Be Saviour of American League Football; Promises Title

Favre Off to Scotland To Be Saviour of American League Football; Promises Title

Claiming he always loves to travel and welcomes a challenge, NFL Legend Quarterback Brett Favre announced he is leaving the NFL in order to join the SGA (Scottish Gridiron Association) dedicated to advance American football in Scotland! Reports co...

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Funny story: Return of Rab C Nesbitt documentary angers Scots

Return of Rab C Nesbitt documentary angers Scots

The popular fly on the wall documentary featuring Robert 'Rab' Nesbitt and his family and friends returns to our screens this week (BBC2 9.30pm, English Subtitled). However the return of this popular philosopher has not been welcomed by everyone.

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Funny story: Polar Bears march to The Cairngorm Mountains in Aviemore

Polar Bears march to The Cairngorm Mountains in Aviemore

Polar Bears are on the march to the Cairngorms National Park in the North Of Scotland after reports of continual snow and ice and freezing temperatures. The Cairngorms are popular with climbers,walkers, skiers and sightseers and there are plenty o...

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Funny story: 'One Day In The Life Of Ivan Denisovich' by Alexander Solzhenitsyn republished

'One Day In The Life Of Ivan Denisovich' by Alexander Solzhenitsyn republished

'Ivan Denisovich checked he had his only possession safely in the pocket of his tattered coat - a stainless steel spoon - and then went out into the yard with the other prisoners of the Macsow Gulag labour camp. As always it was bitterly cold with ice and snow packed onto the ground by months of feet walking over it, feet like Denisovich's which were only wrapped in bits of dirty cloth. 'Putin,...

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Funny story: Scottish-American Connection Found at Edinburgh Castle

Scottish-American Connection Found at Edinburgh Castle

Starting out as a brief respite from a typical traveling consultant work week, and in an attempt to do something other that stare at the walls of my modest hotel room on the Firth of Fourth, this writer took it upon himself to venture into the city to see what a typical tourist could see. Light rain had begun at the outset, but with bumbershoot in hand and a fistful of Scottish Pounds in my poc...

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Funny story: English Anger Over Being Ruled By Scotland

English Anger Over Being Ruled By Scotland

Sadly inadequate English citizens, that have relied on Scottish oil and whisky taxes for decades to make themselves stay rich, this week decided to shoot themselves in the foot by using feeble criticisms of a tiny nation of 5 million people that rule...

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Funny story: Scottish Anger On Benefit Cuts

Scottish Anger On Benefit Cuts

Thousands of Scottish job seekers, income support claimers and incapacity claimants have rallied to fight the proposed cut in Scottish benefits by the English Lords. In a statement from the Scottish Social Cost Analysis Board (SSCAB), Jinty McMony...

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Funny story: Scottish Crays Leading The Way

Scottish Crays Leading The Way

The eyes of the indigenous Scottish Crayfish is inspiring the next generation of computer graphic games, DVD and CD players according to a new study been researched at the University of The Highlands and Islands, based in Fort William. The rare Sc...

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Funny story: X Factor Exclusive - Scotland declares WAR on Dublin!

X Factor Exclusive - Scotland declares WAR on Dublin!

After tonight's shock announcement that brain diseased Irish C*nts John and Edward had avoided the sing-off for another week, and the loss of bland Scottish folk-here Rickey Loney-Onanism, the nation is still reeling. Alec Salmond, Chieftain of th...

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Funny story: Scotland Vows To Stop Graffiti Vandals

Scotland Vows To Stop Graffiti Vandals

GLASGOW, Scotland - The director of the Scottish People's Anti-Vandalism League Glenbuck Dumfries has stated that acts of vandalism involving graffiti have now reached epidemic proportions. He pointed out that vandals are spray painting schools, b...

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Funny story: Scottish Medical Association calls for alcohol advertising to be increased

Scottish Medical Association calls for alcohol advertising to be increased

The SMA today called for an increase in advertising for alcohol in Scotland. Its chief executive Sir Robert C Nesbitt said: 'The techniques being deployed by the drinks' industry to advertise their products are increasingly glamorous and sophistic...

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Funny story: Gadaffi promises "Losers" Scotland and Murray to blow their opposition "Out of the Sky"

Gadaffi promises "Losers" Scotland and Murray to blow their opposition "Out of the Sky"

Colonel Gaddafi has vowed to "Losers" Scotland that they will qualify for the World Cup in 2010 and that Andy Murray will blow Federer and Nadal away in 2010, and if not, he certainly will. Out of gratitude for releasing the Lockerbie "Mass Murder...

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Funny story: Scottish Government Abolished - Difference Not Noticeable

Scottish Government Abolished - Difference Not Noticeable

129 extra unemployed - that's about the measure of the difference made by the abolition of the Edinburgh talking shop, the Scottish parliament. Except of course, if you read newspapers or attend to broadcast news media, in which case you will have...

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Funny story: Scotsmen Buy Larger Condoms

Scotsmen Buy Larger Condoms

Scotsmen are leading the way in purchasing the new larger size condom from Durex. A study has revealed that Glasgow tops the list, with Edinburgh in second place. South of the border numbers were considerably lower. Dr Alan Knott of the Penis, Fan...

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Funny story: Shuttle Discovery hijacked as Mckinnon takes revenge on NASA

Shuttle Discovery hijacked as Mckinnon takes revenge on NASA

Facing extradition to the USA, Gary Mckinnon took revenge on his ensuing captors, by hacking into NASA computers & hijacking the Shuttle Discovery & forcing it to land in shitty Scotland. The Shuttle had planned to Dock with the Internatio...

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