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Funny story: A Bachmann-Palin Ticket or is it a Palin-Bachmann Republican Ticket in 2012

A Bachmann-Palin Ticket or is it a Palin-Bachmann Republican Ticket in 2012

Tampa Bay FL: The 2012 Republican National Convention has selected Representative Michele Bachmann (R-MN) and former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as their standard bearers to run against Democratic President Barack Obama and VP Joseph Bidden. The v...

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Funny story: Palin Blames Dismal Movie Debut on Witchcraft and Harry Potter

Palin Blames Dismal Movie Debut on Witchcraft and Harry Potter

Orange County CA (AP) Defeated Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin's new documentary "Undefeated" opened in selected theaters to abysmal ticket sales and largely negative reviews. The documentary, which some critics have termed, "a sickening self p...

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Funny story: Palin And Bachman Are The Highlights In The Republican Nude Mud Wrestling Fundraiser

Palin And Bachman Are The Highlights In The Republican Nude Mud Wrestling Fundraiser

Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman bared all in a girl's all nude wrestling match to raise money for the Republican Party's 'Go For The Gold' Presidential race. The girls decided they would put their greatest 'ass'-ets out in public for the greater goo...

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Funny story: Cracking the debt ceiling will increase global warming, say Tea Party scientists

Cracking the debt ceiling will increase global warming, say Tea Party scientists

America will face an environmental disaster if Congress and the Obama administration fail to reach a compromise on whether or not to increase the debt ceiling. So says a position paper released recently by the scientific arm of the American Tea Party...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says That She Hates Getting Asked Geography Questions And May Soon Start Refusing To Answer Them

Sarah Palin Says That She Hates Getting Asked Geography Questions And May Soon Start Refusing To Answer Them

MILWAUKEE - Sarah Palin's Nationwide Bus Tour pulled into Milwaukee home of the Milwaukee Brewers baseball team and lots and lots of beer brewing companies. She was asked by GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle how her bus tour was going. She smiled...

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Funny story: Reagan announces candidacy for 2012

Reagan announces candidacy for 2012

For over 20 years, the Republican Party has been haunted by the ghost of Ronald Reagan. His legacy looms over the party like a spectral haute-lisse. Since Reagan's retirement the party has unsuccessfully searched for a replacement who could galvani...

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Funny story: Charlie "Fruit Salad" Sheen Has Asked Maria Sharapova To Be His New "Goddess"

Charlie "Fruit Salad" Sheen Has Asked Maria Sharapova To Be His New "Goddess"

SHERMAN OAKS - It is no secret by now that Charlie "Fruit Salad" Sheen is to common sense what Sarah Palin is to geography. The two know deep down inside that they are in all actuality perfect examples of the term invented years ago by then Vice-P...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Addresses The Case of The Passenger On An Alaskan Flight Getting Stung By A Scorpion

Sarah Palin Addresses The Case of The Passenger On An Alaskan Flight Getting Stung By A Scorpion

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Keysboro Wiggincourt of Coos Bay, Oregon said that when he boarded a Trans Air Alaska Airlines plane that he had no idea that he would end up seeing himself all over You Tube, CNN, FOX, and even the Weather Channel. The unemplo...

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Funny story: The Voice: Javier Colon Named The Winner - Blake Shelton's New Bride, Miranda Lambert Gets In Christina Aguilera's Face

The Voice: Javier Colon Named The Winner - Blake Shelton's New Bride, Miranda Lambert Gets In Christina Aguilera's Face

LOS ANGELES - The final four singers on The Voice came down to the final two; Dia Frampton and Javier Colon [pronounced PER-FUME]. The Las Vegas oddsmakers had pegged Javier to take the top prize and the Tucson oddsmakers had pegged Dia to win it all...

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Funny story: FBI: Weiner sexted Palin and Bachman

FBI: Weiner sexted Palin and Bachman

An FBI analysis of the Facebook account of former Congressman Anthony Weiner revealed that he had e-mailed his rather inflated loins to Tea Party Presidential hopefuls Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman. At first, when the New York Times acquired...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin to Ban The Year 2013

Sarah Palin to Ban The Year 2013

A leaked memo from an undisclosed source has confirmed that Sarah Palin will ban the year 2013 if she is elected next year as the President of the United states. The memo comes just days after the Union of Triskaidekaphobes confirmed that people...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Prosperity Plan: Raise the Retirement Age to 90, Lower the Drinking Age to 12

Sarah Palin's Prosperity Plan: Raise the Retirement Age to 90, Lower the Drinking Age to 12

Wasilla, Alaska - Tired of being branded as a political lightweight, Republican presidential contender Sarah Palin today revealed some heavy ideas for dealing with America's ongoing economic crisis. "The way I see it," Palin said, "America is bein...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says That If She Is Elected President She Will Move The Green Bay Packers To Anchorage, Alaska

Sarah Palin Says That If She Is Elected President She Will Move The Green Bay Packers To Anchorage, Alaska

YPSILANTI, Michigan - Sarah Palin told a crowd of supporters gathered at a Dunkin Donuts parking lot that if she is elected president she will be making a big change in the sports world. The former ex-governor of Alaska who says she is a die-hard...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Was Asked To Name The Five Great Lakes

Sarah Palin Was Asked To Name The Five Great Lakes

CLEVELAND - Sarah Palin stopped off in Cleveland on her Nationwide Bus Tour. She told a gathering of 27 people in a parking lot at a local Mrs. Al Capone Pizza Parlor that she has always loved Cleveland. She said that when she heard that the NFL C...

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Funny story: Palin Crowns Herself President For Life

Palin Crowns Herself President For Life

Sarah Palin has crowned herself President for life outside the White House. She held a mock coronation in which she dressed up as Napoleon and sat on a fake golden throne wearing a cheopo crown bought from a Lidls supermarket. The people who wi...

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Funny story: Republicans Erecting Large Wet Paper Bag For New Hampshire Debate

Republicans Erecting Large Wet Paper Bag For New Hampshire Debate

Here in New Hampsire Republicans are taking serious the old adage of "beat your way out of a wet paper bag". Promoters are billing this the Wet Paper Bag Debate, and will be watching closely to see if any of the candidates do indeed manage to beat th...

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Funny story: New History Channel Show: "History According to Sarah Palin"

New History Channel Show: "History According to Sarah Palin"

The History Channel has announced that it has created a new show called: History According to Sarah Palin which is scheduled to start airing at the end of September. The show's first season will include 13 shows that will all be narrated by Sarah P...

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