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Funny story: Russia Has Ordered The Warship RS Siberia To Sail Off The Coast of North Korea

Russia Has Ordered The Warship RS Siberia To Sail Off The Coast of North Korea

MOSCOW - Vodkavich, the official news agency of Russia, is reporting that the RS Serbia which had been in Cuba and was headed back to Russia has been diverted to sail off the North Korean coast. Reports are that the state-of-the-art warship is loa...

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Funny story: Who's what in Ukraine with new scheme for investment and credit default swaps emerging from Goldman Sachs

Who's what in Ukraine with new scheme for investment and credit default swaps emerging from Goldman Sachs

Always alert for new financial investments, Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs, is rumored to be the mind behind a new investment and credit default swap system for the crisis in Ukraine. That is, the securities and investment management firm w...

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Funny story: Putin Tells Kim Jong Un To Stop Telling People That They're BFF's

Putin Tells Kim Jong Un To Stop Telling People That They're BFF's

MOSCOW - Russian President Vladimir Putin has expressed his displeasure at something that the leader of the North Korean nation, Kim Jong Un stated in an article that appeared in North Korea's national news agency, The Rice Paddy. Putin stated tha...

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Funny story: Pussy Riot, The All-Girl Russian Punk Rock Band Is Planning On Moving To Colorado - The Marijuana Capital of The USA

Pussy Riot, The All-Girl Russian Punk Rock Band Is Planning On Moving To Colorado - The Marijuana Capital of The USA

DENVER - A realtor in Denver has just stated that he received a phone call from a Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, one of the members of the all-girl punk rock band Pussy Riot which hails from Russia. Miss Tolokonnikova wanted to see about purchasing some...

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Funny story: Snowden: Big Brother is watching every move you make

Snowden: Big Brother is watching every move you make

WHITEWSHINGTON, DC - According to top secret files released by Edward Snowden, the U. S. government plans to tap into employees' computers across the nation and, indeed, around the world, monitoring their every keystroke, telephone call, and emai...

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Funny story: President Obama Stresses That The Russian All-Girl Punk Rock Band Pussy Riot Will Not Be Allowed To Perform In The USA

President Obama Stresses That The Russian All-Girl Punk Rock Band Pussy Riot Will Not Be Allowed To Perform In The USA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The president addressed the members of the White House Press Corps concerning a matter that had been brought to his attention by Ann Coulter of all people. The GOP maven asked the president if he was going to allow Pussy Riot to...

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Funny story: Russian Roulette

Russian Roulette

Tsar of Russia, Peter the Great, 1672-1725 (aged 52) is said to have issued a Will of which the following is an excerpt: "… Russia must plunge Persia and Turkey into frequent wars; establish shipyards on the Black Sea… as well as the Baltic, as both are indispensable to a successful carrying out of our enterprises. We must hasten the downfall of Persia {many thanks to Jimmy Carter acting on behalf...

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Funny story: The Russian Warship RS Siberia Has Left Cuba

The Russian Warship RS Siberia Has Left Cuba

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden has informed the White House Press that the Russian warship the RS Siberia has just left Havana Harbor and is sailing back to Russia. According to the Russian national news agency Vodkavich, the RS Siber...

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Funny story: Pussy Riot: dissidence is "finger-licking good"

Pussy Riot: dissidence is "finger-licking good"

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- In a second attempt to garner publicity within weeks of its first, the Russian punk band Pussy Riot--or two of their members, at any rate--entered a U.S. restaurant, McDonald's, and ordered green paint for breakfast. Their order...

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Funny story: Two Members of The All-Girl Punk Band, Pussy Riot Are Attacked At A Fast Food Restaurant

Two Members of The All-Girl Punk Band, Pussy Riot Are Attacked At A Fast Food Restaurant

NIZHNY NOVGOROD, Russia - Russian singers Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina, members of the all-girl punk band Pussy Riot were having a nice quiet breakfast at Mickey D's when all of a sudden all hell broke loose. It started when Maria as...

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Funny story: NASA Tells Russia That If They Invade The Ukraine NASA Will Stop Supplying Them With Satellite Parts

NASA Tells Russia That If They Invade The Ukraine NASA Will Stop Supplying Them With Satellite Parts

HOUSTON - Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesman, told the Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center news media that they have sent a warning to President Putin of Russia. Timmelfarb stated that if Putin invades the Ukraine then NASA will immediately terminate pro...

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Funny story: A Vietnamese Warship Is Heading Towards Russia's East Siberian Sea

A Vietnamese Warship Is Heading Towards Russia's East Siberian Sea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United Nations is reporting that they have just received word from the Vietnamese government that they have deployed one of their warships The VS Mekong Mongoose towards the East Siberian Sea, located north of Russia. The U.

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Funny story: President Putin Threatens The USA With Putting A Halt To One of America's Biggest Exports To Russia

President Putin Threatens The USA With Putting A Halt To One of America's Biggest Exports To Russia

MOSCOW - Word filtering out of the Kremlin is that Russian leader Vladimir Putin is very upset at the United States stating that it will no longer import Russian Vodka. The Russian president stated that two can play that game and he has decided to...

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Funny story: Canadians urge Ukrainians to seek Peace through Dullness

Canadians urge Ukrainians to seek Peace through Dullness

Dateline: OTTAWA--Backed by a majority of Canadians, the Canadian government has passed a resolution urging Ukrainians to stop fighting and to handle their internal conflict by being more boring like, Canadians. Ukraine is split between ethnic Rus...

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Funny story: Are They Really Back in the USSR?

Are They Really Back in the USSR?

Last night on a rusting Soviet-era troop ship docked in the Strait of Kerch between Crimea and Russia, there was an unusual gathering. Former members of the Red Army's October Banner Choir, along with hundreds of ethnic Russian Ukrainians, joined...

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Funny story: Pope Francis Tells President Putin To Leave The Ukraine Alone

Pope Francis Tells President Putin To Leave The Ukraine Alone

VATICAN CITY - Reports coming out of the Vatican are that Pope Francis has had his fill of seeing the news day in and day out regarding Russia's intimidation of the Ukraine. A spokesperson for the Vatican, Polo Pizarro, stated that his holiness is...

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Funny story: Putin Takes Shirt Off, Ready to Get Down to Business in the Ukraine

Putin Takes Shirt Off, Ready to Get Down to Business in the Ukraine

Vladimir Putin, ruler of Russia, warns Russia and Europe that they should not mess with him. "I am warning you, I am getting ready to take my shirt off and get busy!" said Putin. The United States remarked that Putin should keep his nose out of...

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