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Funny story: Traitorous Rush Limbaugh Ordered To Leave Country

Traitorous Rush Limbaugh Ordered To Leave Country

The traitorous Rush Limbaugh has been ordered to leave the U.S. The expressive right wing talk show host has made the statement that he "hopes Obama fails..." thus showing that with him it is all about politics and not about improving the country. He...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh to Battle Kobayashi, Chestnut on Competitive Eating Circuit

Rush Limbaugh to Battle Kobayashi, Chestnut on Competitive Eating Circuit

SAN JOSE, CA - Right-wing fat-ass Rush Limbaugh, best known for using his mouth to bash liberals, has decided to put it to another use. This July 4th, he will compete against Takeru Kobayashi and Joey "Jaws" Chestnut in the 94th Annual Nathan's Hot...

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Funny story: Mother Scolds Obama From Beyond Grave

Mother Scolds Obama From Beyond Grave

Recently acquired transcripts show the Obama family conducted a seance to contact Barack Obama's mother, Ann Dunham Soetoro. They tried to conceal the ritual from the public to avoid associations with Nancy "Crazy Lady" Reagan. During this ghost...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Receives Care Package From MSNBC

Rush Limbaugh Receives Care Package From MSNBC

After claiming credit for the ratings of cable news network MSNBC, world-renowned sloth Rush Limbaugh has received a generous thank you. MSNBC reportedly sent a large care package to Limbaugh in appreciation for his allowing the network to continu...

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Funny story: Rush Limberger to Raise a Stink at New McCarthy Hearings

Rush Limberger to Raise a Stink at New McCarthy Hearings

Radio comedian Rush Limberger has been denouncing the new American President with such vehemence and voracity that he has been brought up on charges of treason by the 21st century new improved McCarthy hearings. The unamerican subcommittee on Am...

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Funny story: Obama Raids Talk Radio -- Limbaugh Still (At) Large

Obama Raids Talk Radio -- Limbaugh Still (At) Large

WASHINGTON D.C. Using a series of Executive orders, President Barack Obama has renamed the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) and fundamentally changed its mission. The new organization will be known as the Radio Enforcement Agency and will be headed by f...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh: "I Hope Obama Fails"

Rush Limbaugh: "I Hope Obama Fails"

CLEVELAND, Ohio - Conservative talk show host, political commentator, and basic GOP crybaby Rush Limbaugh told Fox TV host Sean Hannity that he hopes the new president fails. Limbaugh who is 58, is visibly upset with himself because he has allowed...

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Funny story: Caroline Kennedy Agrees to be Next Face Transplant Patient In Order to Increase Senate Chances!

Caroline Kennedy Agrees to be Next Face Transplant Patient In Order to Increase Senate Chances!

Hyannis Ma/ Boston Globe - In an effort to refloat her fast sinking chances to gain the NY Senate Extra Wide Seat of departing Hillary Clinton, the horse faced debutante has agreed to a complete make over, starting with her face! Although the fi...

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Funny story: Study Links Global Warming to Right-wing Media Hot Air Emissions

Study Links Global Warming to Right-wing Media Hot Air Emissions

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Earlier this week, the Environmental Protection Agency released the highly anticipated results of a year-long study, confirming a long suspected link between right-wing media blowhards and current global warming trends. Though th...

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Funny story: McCain names Cabinet members

McCain names Cabinet members

 Buoyed by enthusiastic conservative reaction to his nomination of newcomer, Alaska Governor Sara Palin, John McCain today took the unusual move of naming some of his Cabinet choices. Rick Davis, McCain's campaign manager denied the move was politica...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Fights Right-Handed Discrimination in Baseball

Rush Limbaugh Fights Right-Handed Discrimination in Baseball

Rush Limbaugh, political bloviator and William F. Buckley "wanna-be," has decided to shift gears from "Operation Chaos" and aim his bombastic AK-47 at The National Pastime. Yesterday, at his 200-room mansion-cum-humidor in Palm B...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly to record gangster rap album

Bill O'Reilly to record gangster rap album

Conservative pundit and self-appointed guardian of the nations morals Bill O'Reilly has today revealed plans to release his own 'straight up gangsta rap' album.

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh mistakes Latino Mayor of Los Angeles for Giant Talking Taco; Mayor Villaraigosa mistakes Rush for "Fat Bastard"

Rush Limbaugh mistakes Latino Mayor of Los Angeles for Giant Talking Taco; Mayor Villaraigosa mistakes Rush for "Fat Bastard"

Los Angeles, California - A minor brouhaha broke out in a chance meeting between conservative talk radio show host, Rush Limbaugh and Antonio Villaraigosa, the first elected Mexican-American mayor of the City of Los Angeles since the territorial war...

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Funny story: Former Obama Pastor Wright Defends Statements

Former Obama Pastor Wright Defends Statements

Reverend Jeremiah Wright, the controversial former Pastor of Senator and Presidential candidate Barack Obama, attempted to defend his position in an address to the NAACP yesterday. He has been in the news lately for statements that AIDS was created...

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Funny story: N.O.W. Protests Use of Cocks

N.O.W. Protests Use of Cocks

The National Organization of Women (N.O.W.) has filed a motion to limit the use of cocks in daily American life. The group, made up of mostly radical feminists and bull-dyke lesbians, feel that cocks are too plentiful and are over-saturating the mar...

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Funny story: Limbaugh, Coulter and Hannity in Guarded Condition

Limbaugh, Coulter and Hannity in Guarded Condition

SOMEWHERE IN A BUNKER, USA - The three superheroes of Truth, Justice, and the American Way, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity hosts of conservative right wing radio are purportedly under a twenty four hour medical alert.

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Funny story: Limbaugh Lines Up Against McCain

Limbaugh Lines Up Against McCain

Rehab, NC: Rightwing radio host Rush Limbaugh announced his support for Democratic candidates Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama today, denouncing fellow Republican John McCain as "too liberal".

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