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Funny story: Royal Male Under Fire Over Stephen Gateley Remarks

Royal Male Under Fire Over Stephen Gateley Remarks

Prince Philip is under fire for remarks he made about the death of Stephen Gateley. The remarks were made at a meeting of the Worshipful Lodge of Kensington, Higher Order. Firstly His Royal Highness said " The post mortem of Stephen Gateley has re...

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Funny story: Royal Male To Take On 30,000

Royal Male To Take On 30,000

Prince Edward has announced that he is to take on 30,000 before Christmas. The Royal male is feeling right up for it this year. He can't wait to empty their sacks. "I just want a special delivery. My box needs to be full" said his royal gayness. T...

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Funny story: Royal Male Strike Latest

Royal Male Strike Latest

News from the Royal Male strike. The dispute shows no sign of ending. Spokesman for the Royal Male strikers, HRH Prince Charles, said "Until management accept our demands we shall not return to work." The dispute began when a demand for a change to t...

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Funny story: The Colorado Balloon Family Is In Hot Water

The Colorado Balloon Family Is In Hot Water

FORT COLLINS, Colorado - The parents of Balloon Boy are in a world of trouble and are being investigated for possibly fabricating a nationwide hoax. The pair have been asked to report to the Fort Collins Sheriff's Department for some extensive que...

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Funny story: Respectable, well to do family man dies suddenly

Respectable, well to do family man dies suddenly

A happy go lucky, respectable, and young man with a family has been murdered on the streets of the UK by a vicious gang of youths. This sort of event is occurring on an alarmingly more regular basis, and results in heartache amongst communities of...

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Funny story: The Royal Christmas Message to be Internet Only

The Royal Christmas Message to be Internet Only

The Queen's Christmas Message will be shown exclusively live only to subscribers on the internet who will pay at least £4.99. All previously broadcast Royal Christmas Messages have been available on TV. Regal Media - an international agency appoin...

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Funny story: Royal Rat Coronated

Royal Rat Coronated

Earlier today, its Royal Ugliness Pigcess Spahr (the three millionth) was coronated. The ceremony took place in the royal rathouse a.k.a. the shed. Many celebrities attended the event, including Priscara, the smelly queen of Mouseland, and the royal...

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Funny story: Proper Royal Corgi Ass Mess

Proper Royal Corgi Ass Mess

Guests at the Royal Garden Party at Buckingham Palace were reportedly a tad miffed after many of them found themselves scraping corgi shit off their expensive designer footwear as they rambled the Buck House back garden sipping champers and unwitting...

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Funny story: Royal Navy WREN Arrested For Smuggling Coke

Royal Navy WREN Arrested For Smuggling Coke

Leading Wren Latifah Ngorongoro has been arrested for smuggling coke on HMS Erythroxylon. As a result of a sting operation by the Royal Navy's Special Investigations Branch, coke with a street value of over £1 million was discovered in the destroy...

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Funny story: London Diamond Heist - DNA Places Duke of Edinburgh In The Frame

London Diamond Heist - DNA Places Duke of Edinburgh In The Frame

Particles so small as to be invisible to the naked eye have placed Prince Philip very firmly at the head of the suspect list in last week's £40 million Bond Street robbery. When leading underworld figures were unable to finger the firm involved in...

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Funny story: Man Grills Family Over Lost Wallet

Man Grills Family Over Lost Wallet

Port Charlotte, Florida-The enticing smell of barbeque wafted over this quiet suburban street on Thursday but when hungry neighbors investigated they found a ghastly scene of mayhem and cannibalism. Donald Muff had attacked and killed, and was in...

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Funny story: 'The Adventures of Charles the Royal Bear', by Memory Dawned

'The Adventures of Charles the Royal Bear', by Memory Dawned

As darkness fell in dreariest England, people began heading home from their work for their dinners, some on buses and some on trains. But in one railway station in the centre of the city of London, a strange sight could be seen, for sitting all alone on a suitcase was a small royal bear, with a sign saying 'Please look after this royal. Thank you.' But all the people were so busy heading home t...

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Funny story: Royal Orders Royal Policemen to Attend to His Balls

Royal Orders Royal Policemen to Attend to His Balls

Duke of York, Prince Andrew was whacking his balls out on the green at Buckingham Palace when a squadron of Royal protection officers happened by and suggested that the once and maybe even future king may want to do his business in the privacy of his...

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Funny story: Blair For EU President - Bid Stopped In Tracks When He Realised That Cherie Is In The Deal

Blair For EU President - Bid Stopped In Tracks When He Realised That Cherie Is In The Deal

Very soon, Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom will be able to breathe a sigh of relief as the burden of monarchy is lifted from her ageing shoulders. For there is to be a new Head of State in the person of Anthony (Tony) Blair, when he becom...

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Funny story: German Pope Loves The First Schwartze Family

German Pope Loves The First Schwartze Family

Pope Benedict the Sixteenth could not hide his clear enjoyment of the first Black people he had ever met when the American First Black family visited Vatican City. Former Hitler Youth, Johan Ratzinger, now Roman Catholic Pope Benedict told Vatican L'...

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Funny story: Ensign Family Checking Account Outed

Ensign Family Checking Account Outed

Nevada Republican Senator John Ensign has made big news since his ensign stood at attention for a married campaign worker for about eighteen months( a new record for a Christian conservative penis on viagra). But apparently that was only the foreplay...

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Funny story: Prince Philip Urges Britain To Abandon Monarchy

Prince Philip Urges Britain To Abandon Monarchy

London, UK - HRH Prince Philip has made an urgent appeal that the British public 'give up on the monarchy' and become a republic. His remarks were made after his wife, Queen Elizabeth, had made an appeal for extra funding due to a shortfall of rough...

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