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Funny story: What's that in the Archbishop's beard?

What's that in the Archbishop's beard?

Quietly announced a few days ago from the Church of England's press office was the odd piece of news that Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury has discovered there's a tiny pimpernel bat apparently hibernating in his beard! The pimpernel bat...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton To Receive Diplomacy Training

Kate Middleton To Receive Diplomacy Training

Royal bride-to-be Kate Middleton is to be given training in diplomacy by a veteran advisor. Her mentor will be Sir David Manning, who advises Princes William and Harry and who was Tony Blair's key foreign policy adviser during the approach to the...

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Funny story: Reign, Reign and more Reign is the forecast for Britain

Reign, Reign and more Reign is the forecast for Britain

Reign, reign and more reign is the whether forecast for those who are ruled by Queen Elizabeth. Snow wonder that many Brits are trying to pull out their heir. Prince Charles has his bus pass but not his crown as King. This was NOT in his plans as a young man. During his teenage years he suffered from OCD - stressing about when he would be sitting on the throne himself. He received couns...

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Funny story: Bush turns down royal wedding invite amid fears of arrest for torture

Bush turns down royal wedding invite amid fears of arrest for torture

London - (Derision Points): Fears of a General Pinochet-style police bust have seen Bush legal advisers recommend a low profile. The ex-president and his wife Laura had been looking forward to a Buckingham Palace grace-and-favor sleep-over as gues...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Looking wan, drawn out, sickly and quite unappealing, actually a lot like her famous mother, Chelsea Clinton emerged from a NYC fitness (sic) center yesterday telling gathered press that her dysfunctional marriage "was stronger than ever" and expecte...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth, Susan Boyle and Spoof Writer, Lady Godiva to go on shopping spree for wedding frocks

Queen Elizabeth, Susan Boyle and Spoof Writer, Lady Godiva to go on shopping spree for wedding frocks

Lady Godiva, Spoof Writer, has been invited to go on a shopping spree with Queen Elizabeth and Susan Boyle this month. Queen Elizabeth, an avid reader of the Spoof, and a special fan of the 'female' Spoof writers, heard that Lady G's eldest daught...

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Funny story: Kate will not be travelling to her wedding by car after all

Kate will not be travelling to her wedding by car after all

Royal bride-to-be Kate Middleton will not be travelling to church by car after all - both she and Prince William feel the consumption of petrol involved would not be appropriately 'green'. They have now decided to follow a suggestion made by Prince...

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Funny story: Condom Craze Worries Queen

Condom Craze Worries Queen

The decision to go ahead with Royal condoms for the forthcoming marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton (as reported in these columns in an exclusive yesterday is worrying the Queen. Children have been asking their parents what condoms are f...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight getting cable TV

Isle of Wight getting cable TV

People living in Newby on the Isle of Wight are getting cable TV at last. Newby Mayor, Asthur Askme, told reporters, "Villagers are so excited as they will now be able to talk 'trash' with people on the mainland and understand 'trash'. Up until...

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Funny story: To keep her figure for THE wedding, Miss Kate Middleton joins the Harbour Club

To keep her figure for THE wedding, Miss Kate Middleton joins the Harbour Club

Kate is not as vain as this headline suggests. She walked down the streets of London, before joining the gym, looking for the fattest women she could find. She approached each of them (ten in all) and offered to pay for a year's membership at the H...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Condoms Break All Records

Royal Wedding Condoms Break All Records

Sales of Royal Wedding condoms, to celebrate the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, have erupted throughout the world. Manufacturers Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction have really hit the spot with this brilliant marketing idea. The co...

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Funny story: 'Kate & Wills Condoms' come in small, medium and psychic!

'Kate & Wills Condoms' come in small, medium and psychic!

London - (Tears Before Beditme!): The newly launched royal wedding souvenir three-packs come with fortune cookie-esque slips of paper offering matrimonial tips. These include 'Phantom pregnancy: your boyfriend's a ghost!' and 'Should've seen it co...

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Funny story: The Queen won't meet the Middletons 'because she'll be dead'

The Queen won't meet the Middletons 'because she'll be dead'

London - (Prenup): The Palace's Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon said today HM had accidentally sent them a 'Sorry To hear You Are Leaving' card by mistake at Christmas "although it was festooned with festive robins and holly, heheh!" Apparently...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Newby Villagers planning street parties to celebrate Royal Wedding

Isle of Wight News - Newby Villagers planning street parties to celebrate Royal Wedding

Residents of Newby Village, Isle of Wight, are mid-way through planning street parties to celebrate the Royal Wedding. They propose to organize four large parties for residents,which will take place on Main Street I, Main Street II, Main Street II...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Nude Shock

Kate Middleton Nude Shock

Future Queen of England Catherine Middleton takes her clothes off and gets naked with alarming regularity, it emerged yesterday! Ms Middleton is scheduled to marry Prince William on April 29 and the country is looking forward to a national holiday...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Loses It Over Not Being Invited to British Royal Wedding

Michelle Obama Loses It Over Not Being Invited to British Royal Wedding

First Lady Michelle Obama did a Hyacinth Bucket routine when she discovered that she and her husband, Barack, were not invited to the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. "She blew her stack alright", stated a White House page. "Yo...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers to hold Street Party to Celebrate Royal Wedding

Spoof Writers to hold Street Party to Celebrate Royal Wedding

Some Spoof writers will be holding a street party to celebrate the upcoming Royal Wedding. The street has not yet been chosen as no-one has discovered on which street the offices of The Spoof ARE. It has been suggested, therefore, that on THE day, Spoofers around the world will sit at their desktops, laptops or wherever they write, at a designated time. They must be watching the Royal Weddi...

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