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Funny story: Tommy Thompson Withdraws from Presidential Race

Tommy Thompson Withdraws from Presidential Race

Presidential candidate Tommy Thompson announced last night that he is withdrawing from the race, after a poor showing in Iowa. The former Wisconsin governor and Bush cabinet member cited his embarrassing sixth place finish behind Ron...

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Funny story: Ron Paul: Victory in Iowa Straw Poll

Ron Paul: Victory in Iowa Straw Poll

Congressman Ron Paul declared victory tonight after his 5th place finish in the straw poll at Ames, Iowa. While the candidate finished behind Mitt Romney and four others, three of the top four are not serious candidates, and Romney s...

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Funny story: Ron Paul wins 2008 Presidential Election

Ron Paul wins 2008 Presidential Election

A time traveler from 2008 has video evidence that Ron Paul will become the next president when America goes to the polls in 2008.

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Funny story: Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton Have Foursome

Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton Have Foursome

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton had a foursome today. They all played tennis at Wimbledon as a fund raiser for the Ron Paul for President 2008 campaign.

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Funny story: Time Traveler posts Ron Paul video on youtube

Time Traveler posts Ron Paul video on youtube

A time traveler who is a Ron Paul supporter has posted a video on youtube showing election night 2008. The video clearly shows CNN making the announcement that Ron Paul is the winner of the 2008 Presidential election.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Mails Out Political Pictures With "Spanking the Monkey Instructions"?

Ron Paul Mails Out Political Pictures With "Spanking the Monkey Instructions"?

Presidential candidate Ron Paul used his congressional postal rights and mailed out three hundred promotional pictures of himself (to all of his supporters) along with instructions for masturbating to his picture, boxes of tissue, and bottles of vase...

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Funny story: Worlds Oldest Gynecologist Has Seen Over 10 Million Vaginas and Supports Ron Paul!

Worlds Oldest Gynecologist Has Seen Over 10 Million Vaginas and Supports Ron Paul!

The world's oldest Gynecologist is Ethan Smith, from Newt, Maine, who is 110 years old this July. He is an avid Ron Paul supporter and claims he has seen so many vaginas he can barely enjoy sex anymore.

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Funny story: California's electronic voting system fails security test; computer hackers program Ron Paul for President 2008

California's electronic voting system fails security test; computer hackers program Ron Paul for President 2008

Sacramento, California - California Secretary of State, Debrah Bown, commissioned a team of computer hackers to test the security of the state's electronic-voting machines by hacking into them. The security system failed and the hackers got into...

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Funny story: Republicans too Good for Debate Created by the American People

Republicans too Good for Debate Created by the American People

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - The YouTube debates have been called the debates created by the American people. That would be "The People" described in the Declaration of Independence. That is who our "elected&quo...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Beamed Up! Kirk and Spock to Question

Ron Paul Beamed Up! Kirk and Spock to Question

USA TWODAYS - This article begins special coverage we were afforded by Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. We were beamed up prior to the beaming up of Presidential candidate Ron Paul, so that we might record the interection for USA TWODAYS.

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Funny story: Dennis Kucinich Joins Ron Paul Campaign

Dennis Kucinich Joins Ron Paul Campaign

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Dennis Kucinich, after teaming up with Ron Paul to call for the impeachment of Dick Cheney and George W. Bush, decided to join Ron Paul's campaign. Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul are talking about running togeth...

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Funny story: Shapeshifting Ron Paul supporter spams online rally

Shapeshifting Ron Paul supporter spams online rally

ICUP - It has long been known that Ron Paul, doomed Republican presidential wannabe, has employed a single lone basement-dweller to promote his campaign online by "spamming" just about every online poll as well as many Web 2.1.4 (beta) site...

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Funny story: Prince Charles Endorses Ron Paul!

Prince Charles Endorses Ron Paul!

Prince Charles today shocked the British public by endorsing a U.S. Presidential candidate and pledging several lesser known pieces of the Royal Crown Jewels to be auctioned as a fundraiser for American Ron Paul.

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Funny story: GM Abandons Manual Transmissions After Freak Accident

GM Abandons Manual Transmissions After Freak Accident

General Motors stepped back today from its shift to stickshifts after a freak accident occurred yesterday involving Ron Paul, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. The development comes four weeks after a previous announcement that

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Funny story: Ron Paul Featured in New York Times; Fair and Balanced

Ron Paul Featured in New York Times; Fair and Balanced

Confirming an earlier prediction in The Spoof, the New York Times really did publish an article about Ron Paul, the surprisingly popular Republica...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Doctors Find 30 Polyps and Counting! Names Michael Jackson as Running Mate!

Ron Paul Doctors Find 30 Polyps and Counting! Names Michael Jackson as Running Mate!

Ron Paul, not to be outdone by President Bush, made arrangements to have his own colonoscopy done, even though he had one only 6 months ago. During his absence, he has designated his new running mate Michael Jackson to take charge of his campaign whi...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Seeks to Legalize Freedom

Ron Paul Seeks to Legalize Freedom

In a crushing blow to Republicans, Presidential hopeful Ron Paul announced today that he would like to return the United States to its Constitutional roots, allow people to do any non-violent thing they want and restore privacy rights to ordinary cit...

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