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Funny story: Prince Harry to give up Clubbing and Drinking

Prince Harry to give up Clubbing and Drinking

Rumours filtering out of Buckingham Palace indicate that Prince Harry is about to give up Clubbing and Drinking to please the Queen.

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Funny story: Gordon Bennet's 2008 Almanac

Gordon Bennet's 2008 Almanac

January * George Bush admits Iraq invasion was a pretty dumb idea. * Joey Barton retires from soccer and becomes a UN Peace Advisor. * The Duchess of Pork Sarah Ferguson buys Bed & Breakfast Business in Hull. * Government announce that they have the names of every Illegal Immigrant on disc. * Prince Harry announces that he has given up Clubbing...

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Funny story: Princess Diana Inquest Gets Even More Unnecessarily Gory

Princess Diana Inquest Gets Even More Unnecessarily Gory

The inquest into the deaths of Princess Diana and her boyfriend Dodi al-Fayed has descended into a veritable horrorshow of blood and gore, according to witnesses.

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Funny story: Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods

Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods

With only 38 shopping days left until Christmas, Harrod's today decided it was finally time to unveil the new range of commemorative Princess Diana Christmas wrapping papers.

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Funny story: Chelsy Davy videotape sex diary heart attack for Queen

Chelsy Davy videotape sex diary heart attack for Queen

London - (ReUterus & Ass mess): Chelsy Davy's decision to sell an intimate videotape sex diary of her three year fling with the Pretender's younger son Harry has sent the Queen's blood pressure boiling.

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Funny story: Chelsy dumps Harry because he looks like a ginger Bill Clinton

Chelsy dumps Harry because he looks like a ginger Bill Clinton

London - (Unrequited Mess): A livid Chelsy Davy has dumped the Pretender's younger brat Prince Harry because she'd fed up of people telling her that he looks like a ginger version of Bill Clinton.

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Funny story: Royal Break-up: Prince Harry's Girlfriend Should Be Committed

Royal Break-up: Prince Harry's Girlfriend Should Be Committed

LONDON - Prince Harry's girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, has split from the spoiled royal saying "he lacked a real commitment" to their relationship.

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Funny story: Blackmail cops interview Prince Harry under pretence of shooting protected wildlife

Blackmail cops interview Prince Harry under pretence of shooting protected wildlife

Buckingham Palace refused to comment over allegations that the police didn't interview Prince Harry about shooting wildlife but instead about him being the "Junior Royal" in the sex and drugs blackmail scandal.

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Funny story: Harry a threat to endangered species

Harry a threat to endangered species

London - (Orinthological Mess): Prince Harry is a right royal tosser and a threat to endangered species, Norfolk police said today.

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Funny story: Royal Blood Sports Probe- Prince Harry Culls Dodo's On Sandringham Estate

Royal Blood Sports Probe- Prince Harry Culls Dodo's On Sandringham Estate

Prince Harry and two friends are being questioned after a pair of Britain's rarest birds were culled on the Queen's Sandringham estate.

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Funny story: Prince Harry And Nelson Mandela In War Of Words Over Shirt-Swapping Plan

Prince Harry And Nelson Mandela In War Of Words Over Shirt-Swapping Plan

Prince Harry and South African ex-con Nelson Mandela, are locked in a war of words over a suggestion that the two may swap shirts at the end of the Rugby World Cup final in Paris at the weekend.

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Funny story: 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry joins Gingers 4 Justice

'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry joins Gingers 4 Justice

Rumours suggest that the 'Ginger Ninja' Price Harry is having to die his hair ginger after at outbreak of grey hair appeared on the top of his head. This has been blamed on the stress caused by being a member of the Royal family, followed aro...

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Funny story: 'Dead Prince Harry' is this year's Turner Prize nomination

'Dead Prince Harry' is this year's Turner Prize nomination

London Design Museum - (Ass Mess): The top nomination for this year's Turner Prize is an exhibit called 'Dead Prince Harry' featuring the Puppet Monarchy's ginger nut, resplendent in full military dress uniform, and dead as a Dodo.

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Funny story: McCanns hire Prince Harry as bodyguard

McCanns hire Prince Harry as bodyguard

Kate and Gerry McCann, the British couple whose daughter Madeleine disappeared wile on holiday in Portugal 4 months ago and who have now become official suspects in the investigation, along with a couple of thousand other people, hav...

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Funny story: Prince Harry bitten by tarantula on holiday

Prince Harry bitten by tarantula on holiday

Botswana - (Ass mess) A spider related to the African strain of the tarantula family reportedly bit holidaying Prince Harry on the ass yesterday, and had to be put down after contracting food poisoning.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Knighted

Ron Paul Knighted

Ron Paul was appointed a Member of the Order of the British Empire (MBE) yesterday, receiving his insignia from the Queen at Buckingham Palace in a ceremony known as an investiture. The award is generally considered a knighthood, tho...

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Funny story: Sir Elton Blows A Gasket

Sir Elton Blows A Gasket

Sir Elton John is said to be seething about Ricky Gervais "showing him up" at the Take That gig in London's Olympia at the weekend.

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