London - (Frigid Ass Mess): The Pretender to the Al Qaeda Throne screwed royal biographer Jonathan Dumblebee in a Balmoral Castle hot tub according to a new Ch4 exposay (sic[k]) to be screened next month. Poo-pooing previous guttersnipe gossip tha...
London-- "That Charles is a silly tosser and both the boys are complete wankers!" said Camilla in a shocking interview with the BBBBC today. The Duchess of Cornwall was commenting on her marriage to Charles and wanted to express her disappointment ab...
With speculation rife that Prince William and Kate Middleton are about to split, Royal-watchers are in a downright tizzy. After six years of dating based on an "understanding", Kate was horrified to learn that Wills has decided to put his RAF career...
London - (OMFG! Mess): The love child of cold war UK traitor Guy Burgess and Raine, Cuntess (sic) Spencer - Princess Di's ex-stepmother - is off on a Foreign Orifice jolly to Brunei at the end of the month. Arthur Burgess, a.k.a. Charles, Pretende...
Buckingham Palarse - (Cold War Mess): A tyrannical swine whose spurious republican 'mother's' reign terrorised the UK for over 55 years is facing the chop. The 100 kilo porker's fascist relatives had been keeping Albion in virtual enslavement sinc...
(Duchless Orgsamics) The Prince of Wales and Duchless Orgasmics proudly announce the development of an all organic cotton tampon. The Duchess of Cornwall and her husband have had an interest in Feminine Hygiene products since the beginning of the...
It was announced by Clarence House this week that as part of the 30th anniversary celebrations for The Prince's Trust, HRH Prince Charles, and sons Wills and Harry (aka the Ginger Minger), will demean their Royal dignity to a fresh low in being inter...
London - (Putrid Ass Mess): Royal Archives have revealed that the whinging gargoyle-faced tosspot impostor impersonating the Prince of Wales is none other than serial molestor George Hillman, son of Raine, ex-Countess Spencer and former KGB/Mossad do...
London-- Buckingham Palace confirmed rumours that pop star Amy Winehouse is the illegitimate daughter of Prince Charles.
Carmarthenshire Wales - Llywnywermod was assumed ownership by Prince Charles in 2006 after evicting rightful owners for unpaid taxes and has been undergoing renovations ever since. Yesterday Prince Charles paid tribute to the palace toadies...
Prince Charles is to officially open an Edinburgh council flat he saved for the public.
Prince Charles today admitted that he didn't know where Wales actually is.
Many royals held in captivity have "pure-bred ancestry" and could play a key role in the survival of their diminishing population, a study suggests.
Buckingham Palace - (Sordid Ass Mess): It's over. A top Palace source has confirmed today that Charles and Camilla are to divorce after a standard prenup based on promoting the Prince's heterosexuality ran aground and finally hit the rocks d...
The Princess Diana Murder Inquest ended this week, but a theatre company has announced that it has plans to take a musical review of the inquest on tour around the country in time for the Summer Holiday season.
Balimmoral Castle, Scotland - (Nuptial Mess): The Scottish post office has reported that thousands of parcels from all over the world have been seized ahead of Charles and Camilla's crystal wedding anniversary celebrations tomorrow.
Sir Elton John, the Official Songwriting Genius to Her Majesty the Queen, has today announced that he is to write another new song to commemorate the end of the Princess Diana Murder Inquest, which f...
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