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Funny story: Toilet torcher caught in San Francisco

Toilet torcher caught in San Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - According to my source, secret agent Yskinmien (whose name has been changed for his protection), the toilet torcher has been caught. The toilet torcher has been torturing toilets around the area with explosive diarrhea. He then...

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Funny story: Idiots Throw Away Some Good Shit

Idiots Throw Away Some Good Shit

Doctoral student David Lennett filed a lawsuit against Britain's Leeds University in February because it's custodians had mistakenly thrown out research that he had been working with for the last seven years. Lennett is studying the rare Butaan li...

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Funny story: Bob Dylan's Toilet Blowing In The Neighbor's Wind

Bob Dylan's Toilet Blowing In The Neighbor's Wind

Trouble may be "blowing in the wind" in Malibu, where a couple is accusing their neighbor, Bob Dylan, of permanently parking a stinking portable potty next to their mutual property line. In a letter to the editor published by the Malibu Surfside N...

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Funny story: Nexpress East Coast crap service continues

Nexpress East Coast crap service continues

Liquid shit - Passengers standing on platforms at Hatfield and Welwyn station are literally getting shat on by Nexpress East Coast. According to recent passenger complaints NXEC trains are spraying liquid shit on passengers as the train enters the st...

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Funny story: Syrup Of Figs Cure All Known Ailments Claims Nutritionist

Syrup Of Figs Cure All Known Ailments Claims Nutritionist

Hartley Street nutritionist Bejam Butty today stated that Syrup Of Figs should be taken by every citizen in the world as a dietary supplement, claiming that such a practice would immunise people against almost every ailment known to medical science.

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Funny story: "Brown Note" discovery brings relief

"Brown Note" discovery brings relief

The discovery of the perfect "brown note", a low musical note which causes listeners to soil themselves, has brought joy to military leaders. The note, which has been secretly worked on for 10 years, has been perfected by a team from, appropriate...

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Funny story: Spoofologists Baffled By Obscure American Celeb Stories

Spoofologists Baffled By Obscure American Celeb Stories

Moments ago, spoof writer, Mrs Skoob expressed a serious sense of bafflement and lack of the will to live after reading US spoof contributors describing a party during which Paris Hilton got off with some bloke, and somebody called Brenda Song took t...

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Funny story: Bullshit! Britain's last natural energy resource to be harnessed.

Bullshit! Britain's last natural energy resource to be harnessed.

Consternation among some Labour MP's today as the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, finally agreed to go ahead with controversial plans to harness the UK's last great, natural energy resource; Labour party founders and democratic socialists "spinning in...

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Funny story: Parliament Toilets To Be Fitted With Thrutching Bars

Parliament Toilets To Be Fitted With Thrutching Bars

Parliament this morning authorised a £10 million scheme to fit thrutching bars in all toilet stalls in the house, prompting calls from opposition MPs for the resignation of Gordon Brown and the abolition of slavery. Dave 'do nothing' Cameron decli...

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Funny story: Writing's on the Wall For Poo-etry Corner

Writing's on the Wall For Poo-etry Corner

A West London poet today unveiled his latest anthology, written entirely on the wall in a public lavatory in Ealing. Ed Ponse, a little known author, claimed to have been inspired to write the prose after a particularly lengthy visit to the loo l...

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Funny story: Airline has lady feeling crappy

Airline has lady feeling crappy

In an odd event that happened Last nite around 8pm, local prostitute Susan Herpesore was walking to meet long time customer Gary Asitch when suddenly a brownish discharge fell on her head knocking her out. Am Air Ceo. Bob Sagat released the follo...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson In Turd Slur

Sir Alex Ferguson In Turd Slur

Local rivalries can be found wherever you look in football, but nowhere is the rivalry more intense than in Manchester, where United and City perpetually compete with each other for the glory. For a long time now, it's been United that have held...

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Funny story: Dog Poop Breakthrough

Dog Poop Breakthrough

UK scientists are currently working on a dog food additive which will make their poo glow in the dark. The idea is to help shortsighted people and others to avoid the traumatic experience of stepping in it at night. In a random survey a Mr P.Goli...

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Funny story: West Highland Terriers Make Crap Gangsta Accessories

West Highland Terriers Make Crap Gangsta Accessories

Somewhere in the UK. Just after teatime - An investigative Spoof reporting team today went out onto the mean streets of the UK with the intention of documenting street gang activity. As we pulled into a local shopping area in our unmarked dustcart...

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Funny story: Congress Approves Stool Tax To Fight Global Warming

Congress Approves Stool Tax To Fight Global Warming

(Washington DC) Congress approved today a special Stool Tax to help fight global warming. A $10.00 tax on stools was issued for everyone over the age of eighteen. The new law was the last one signed by George W. Bush and takes effect immediately.

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Funny story: Flatulent father drowns himself in poop!

Flatulent father drowns himself in poop!

A Father of three from Kingswood in Kent has drowned himself whilst using a bizarre home made mask he developed specifically for smelling his own farts. Clifford Shellbreaker who lived in a bungalow off Gravelly Bottom Road had a strange fascinati...

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Funny story: Cockney Rhyming Slang Mourns Loss Of Singer Eartha Kitt

Cockney Rhyming Slang Mourns Loss Of Singer Eartha Kitt

Exponents of Cockney Rhyming Slang, the noble art practised by those born within the sound of Bow Bells at St Mary-le-Bow in London, were in mourning today, after it was announced that Eartha Kitt, the object of one of the language's most-used expres...

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