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Funny story: L.A. Cops Riot and Torch Stations after Fellow Officer doesn't Beat Black Man Pulled Over for Speeding

L.A. Cops Riot and Torch Stations after Fellow Officer doesn't Beat Black Man Pulled Over for Speeding

Los Angles - LA citizens have detained 36 police officers believed to be involved in what are being termed a 'cop riot" caused by the lack of a proper beating not given to a Black man pulled over for a traffic violation. City authorities moved on...

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Funny story: Appeal after lost cosh

Appeal after lost cosh

A Gateshead man has been left devastated after losing his cosh. Alf Umpyer, a notorious criminal, lost his cosh last Thursday night while on the prowl in the posh, upper-class district of the town. He had put the cosh in his coat pocket whilst...

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Funny story: Moonlight Becomes You!

Moonlight Becomes You!

According to the Mail On Sunday, that well known newspaper and emergency asswipe sheet, more than 23,000 Police staff are moonlighting in second jobs! This amounts to more than one in 10 officers in England and Wales now taking on extra work, incl...

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Funny story: Desperate Police Seek Expert Help

Desperate Police Seek Expert Help

As a result of being found out making up stories that were not always in accordance with the facts, the Police are seeking expert advice on how best to improve their abilities in this direction. Already offers of reduced sentences are being made t...

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Funny story: Miami Cops Get Stylish New Look

Miami Cops Get Stylish New Look

Miami, FL - Miami's first openly gay Mayor, Ronaldo "Buddy" Diaz, announced on Tuesday that the entire Miami/Dade police force would soon be taking off their clothes. Every officer in the department will be switching from their very traditional black...

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Funny story: Cardboard cops replace Yorkshire's force

Cardboard cops replace Yorkshire's force

The life-size cutouts of a uniformed officer, which cost £25 each, will be deployed across Yorkshire Police's patch to make up for the staff currently working on the Jimmy Savile investigation. "So far," Det. Chief Superintendent Bill 'Skid' Marks...

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Funny story: Jimmy Savile probe: Police investigate claims against anybody with 'Celebrity' in their portfolio

Jimmy Savile probe: Police investigate claims against anybody with 'Celebrity' in their portfolio

Detectives working on Operation Yewtree have received several tip-offs relating to the stars and are set to arrest six more 'names'. The sheer volume of allegations, some as old as 130 years, are currently flooding into Police Stations up and down...

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Funny story: Increase in number of officers to be probed

Increase in number of officers to be probed

The number of police officers waiting to be examined in doctors' surgeries is set to reach at least 44,000 from 20 forces. During recent years there has been a massive increase in rates of prostate problems in police forces throughout the U.K.

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Funny story: Police may have planted weapons

Police may have planted weapons

Gardeners have been warned to watch out for dangerous metallic objects, after a laser gun was found in a crop of potatoes in a Mansfield allotment. When officers went to investigate the plot, a 12-bore rifle was seen peeping out above a row of bee...

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Funny story: G'night All! - Scotland Yard up for sale!

G'night All! - Scotland Yard up for sale!

The Metropolitan Police are planning to move from Scotland Yard in a bid to save millions of pounds a year. Deputy Commissioner Hassan Izz-Al-Din said: "I't makes sense innit, at the momemt the lads aint got no Greggs bakers near enuff to the yard...

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Funny story: Cameron to make speech on crime

Cameron to make speech on crime

Prime Minister David Cameron will today make a keynote speech on crime. However he will stop short of saying that people who swear and verbally abuse Police officers should face arrest. In the rest of Europe disrespecting a police officer is a cr...

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Funny story: Police State rises following social networking outbursts and public messages and puts freedom of speech cleanly in the bin

Police State rises following social networking outbursts and public messages and puts freedom of speech cleanly in the bin

After the jailing of career pratt Barry Thew for wearing a T-shirt with a offensive message on it Back and to the Left news, are a little concerned for what this could mean for the freedom of expression. His arrest came days after two police officers...

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Funny story: The Reason Lindsay Lohan and Her Mom Got Into A Big Fight

The Reason Lindsay Lohan and Her Mom Got Into A Big Fight

LONG ISLAND, New York - Lindsay Lohan is a perfect example of that old Cambodian saying "Like mother - like daughter." Lohan, who seems to stay on the front page, got in to a verbal altercation with her lookalike mom Dina Lohan, 49, just outside o...

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Funny story: British tourist arrested for theft of penis pump from Dallas sex shop

British tourist arrested for theft of penis pump from Dallas sex shop

DALLAS, TEXAS (ABSNN) - The masked, knife wielding robber who stole $500 in cash and a $150 penis pump from a Dallas adult video store today was apprehended only four hours later at Parkland Memorial Hospital according to the DPD. "We got a ph...

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Funny story: The production of FEAR continues, as the UK airspace becomes filled with DRONES!

The production of FEAR continues, as the UK airspace becomes filled with DRONES!

RAF Waddington, Lincolnshire, UK: Soon, consignments of Reaper drones will be arriving... As the Police State continues to pile more psychological pressure on its UK citizens, where the UK Government wants to know more and more about everybody, while at the same time the public are allowed to know less and less about them and their secret courts, now is the age of the DRONES! Non-military dr...

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Funny story: Little Divot Council Offices Vanish

Little Divot Council Offices Vanish

Police in the once sleepy village of Little Divot are investigating an outrageously bold piece of thieving. At 9am this morning it was discovered that the local council offices, which also houses the mayors chambers, had disappeared. Mayor of L...

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Funny story: The EDL Act Like A Bunch Of Bellends. Again.

The EDL Act Like A Bunch Of Bellends. Again.

An EDL march through Walsall almost went off peacefully, but the sight of a slightly brown dog set off the more racist elements in the crowd. Upon spotting the dog (which could not be contacted for a interview) a group of skinheads, who's combine...

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