A Spoof writer is being haunted by rumours regarding the size of his penis. Already the writer cannot walk down the local High Street without people giggling and pointing at him. Now the writer is spending his four days off hiding in the spare room.
Clarence Clabbercod, the man with the world's strongest is once again back in divorce court, now for the seventh time. "I may set Elizabeth Taylor or Mickey Rooney's record", stated Clabbercod. "I'll have to check the Guinness Book of Stout." M...
Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name) has made a discovery that has him all aglow and the first thing he did was share it with his wife, Halletta, an Efe pygmy. Then she was all aglow too. "After all these years of being on the receiving end o...
Big Brother has been axed, and that's official. The once popular Channel 4 TV programme has been axed as a result of plummeting ratings figures. The move is not surprising, considering that where we once had such luminaries as Jade Goody, Michael...
The wife of Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name), the man with the world's smallest penis, called 911 yesterday from their bedroom in Dallas, Texas after she discovered he was hung. "He can't get out" Halletta Wilson told the operator. "He's hun...
Publicist Buck W. Wheat, representing Bargis Tryhol, man with the largest penis, was shocked today to receive a Stop and Desist order from Attorney General Eric Holder prohibiting his client from being within 5 miles of any speaking engagement where...
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - South African officials have rallied behind a controversial new cross-dressing cross-trainer, who won the women's world 800 meters title shortly after he tucked his penis and genitals safely away from view. The runner...
HOLLYWOOD - A reliable source has verified that Lindsay Lohan, on-again, off-again girlfriend of Samantha Ronson is in fact now dating Chaz Bono, aka the former Chastity Bono recent recipient of SRS (sexual reassignment surgery). The unnamed sourc...
Matt Damon has been involved in talks over making a fourth film in the 'Bourne' series. The only major stumbling block in the process appears to be that Author, Robert Ludlum only wrote three books, so the producers have been rummaging around trying...
NASA and the European Space Agency have today announced that staff on the International Space Station have proof of alien visitation to earth. Brad Cunnilinga of Nasa's Press relations team said today, "At 04:45 hrs today Anatoly Felchski Commande...
ST. PETERSBURG, Florida - Deckler Pastpacker's latest column in The St. Petersburg Daily Sunshine is titled "Is August Open Season On Men's Genitals Month Or What? Pastpacker writes that last month a woman in New York City, Shavontay Lowcell Bonkw...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A transgendered prostitute from San Francisco traveled to Florida and seduced a spoof writer Saturday, later administering a nasty paper cut to his right rear cheek, a law enforcement source said. Mistress Caramel, 53, traveled...
After seeing some recent articles by Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name), the man with the world's smallest penis, and looking at his website, "Third Leg" Simpson decided to pay the guy a personal visit Saturday morning. "He came in the door an...
Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name) has two things he's certainly proud of: 1. His new pygmy wife and 2. He still has the Number One Website. "I was afraid that after I got married that people would quit pulling up my website and comparing how...
German man, Hans Oop was yesterday reunited with his penis after a 20 year separation. Oop, of Wank, southern Germany was said to be delighted by the reunion. It appears that following a particularly acrimonious divorce, Oop, of Wank forgot all ab...
The truth revealed By Fr, Francois Dubois, S.J. I hold a Doctorate in Divinity; I am not a medical doctor. Regardless, I am regarded as somewhat of an expert in the field of human sexuality, and especially an expert regarding Roman Catholic sexuality. In fact, it was me who counseled the Holy Father, Pope Benedict, to resign as Pontiff in order to marry his lover, Longdongo (see Pope Quits:...
Sir Isaac Newton wrote, "English women cannot estimate size, for shit!" Scientists throughout the British Isles have been stumped by this phenomenon for seven centuries, if not longer. TheSpoof.com's Skoob1999, an "amateur" cultural anthropologist,...
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