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Funny story: MP Rebuked For Using Mobile In Commons

MP Rebuked For Using Mobile In Commons

Burnley M.P Gordon Birtwistle has been censored for playing with a children's Mobile in the House of Commons. John Bercow, the Commons Speaker, had to tell the Liberal Democrat MP to put the mobile away and sit down as the rotating leaves and colo...

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Funny story: Clegg Arrested for Incitement to Violence

Clegg Arrested for Incitement to Violence

Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg, was taken into custody today for incitement to violence after he said he was preparing to 'wring the necks' of unidentified Bankers. Speaking at the Liberal Democrat Spring Conference, Clegg forgot his speech and...

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Funny story: Gerry Adams takes seat in Irish Parliament - Mrs Doyle from Father Ted is livid

Gerry Adams takes seat in Irish Parliament - Mrs Doyle from Father Ted is livid

Following the result of the Irish election, leader of Sinn Fein, the bearded and glasses-wearing Gerry Adams has caused a political uproar by taking his seat. Mrs Doyle, who left her housekeeping position at Father Ted's house on Craggy Island to...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg Fails to Start a Mexican Wave in Parliament

Nick Clegg Fails to Start a Mexican Wave in Parliament

It's not a good time to be a Lib-Dem at the moment. The humiliating bi-election defeat, and the embarrassing reversal on tuition fees, have all served to weaken the party's position in the polls. As if this wasn't bad enough, further humiliation was...

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Funny story: Foreign Secretary's Reputation Restored

Foreign Secretary's Reputation Restored

William Hague addressed the commons yesterday in a bid to restore any semblance of his true character with the public. The Foreign Secretary was over-joyed that he could admit culpability for sanctioning the botched Special Forces mission in Libya.

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Funny story: Coalition to appoint a new Minister for Chaff

Coalition to appoint a new Minister for Chaff

The government announced today that a new cabinet post was to be created. They have decided that the creation and promotion of Chaff is a full time role. Chaff is the material that is ejected by military aircraft as a countermeasure when they are...

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Funny story: Clegg Fends Off Holiday Criticism

Clegg Fends Off Holiday Criticism

Coalition Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has defended his decision to go on holiday during the Libyan crisis, while Prime Minister David Cameron was on a tour of the Middle East. Clegg vehemently denied he had been irresponsible by going skiing...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg too busy doing Cameron's chores to participate in Big Society

Nick Clegg too busy doing Cameron's chores to participate in Big Society

In a radio interview Nick Clegg has exclusively revealed that he will not take part in David Cameron's Big Society as he's "too busy" doing the Prime Minister's chores. As well as undertaking his duties as Deputy Prime Minister and leader of the L...

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Funny story: Clegg Pushes The Alternative Vote

Clegg Pushes The Alternative Vote

Coalition deputy leader Nick Clegg has launched the campaign for the Alternative Vote. Speaking at a conference of small businessmen in Taunton yesterday, Clegg stated that" this is not about me, this is all about introducing a voting system in Br...

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Funny story: Coalition Agree To Disagree

Coalition Agree To Disagree

Prime Minister David Cameron and Deputy Prime Minster Nick Clegg have both made statements emphasising that the upcoming referendum on changing the voting system will not wreck the Coalition. Although the Liberal Democrat leader has called for the...

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Funny story: Brown recants

Brown recants

'Lord' Mandleson's office has announced that its old client Gordon Brown is to make a speech in the House of Commons admitting that most of his policies as Chancellor and Prime Minister were wrong. Westminster gossip has it that he is looking for...

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Funny story: InfoDepth: Lies to the Government

InfoDepth: Lies to the Government

In an exclusive interview with the Guardian on the 16th of Feburary, a former Iraqi dissident gave fake testimonials to the American government on Saddam's [non-existent] WMD. According to many analysts, this was the biggest confidence trick ever. Inhopeless Media Group has dug up more government secrets. So, what other dissimulated information have the US and British governments recieved? -...

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Funny story: Big Cat to Clear Downing Street of Vermin

Big Cat to Clear Downing Street of Vermin

London, UK: After a number of complaints that Downing Street has become overrun with vermin, a big cat is to be brought in to remedy the situation. "We first started to see them around May of last year, skulking around in the shadows, but now they...

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Funny story: Ed Miliband Wins At Last

Ed Miliband Wins At Last

Ed Miliband was last night hailed a hero after defeating the Tombies in the Battle of the Giant Fridge/Freezer. Ed Miliband and the Rebel leader George Galloway hiked to the Scottish Highlands and found the fridge at a secret Tory Party Hideout...

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Funny story: Orgasms Cut to Reduce Deficit

Orgasms Cut to Reduce Deficit

'It pains me to implement the cut on orgasms' announced Chancellor of the exchequer George Osborne 'but we have to do something about the deficit and this seems the best way to go about it.' Shock waves swept through the beds of half the nation. Deidre Marmaduke could swear the earth moved when she reached her climax but then she realised that just at the moment of ecstasy a sudden shock left h...

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Funny story: "Big Society" launched by Prime Minister David Cameron

"Big Society" launched by Prime Minister David Cameron

Following on from promises made at the time of the election, Prime Minister David Cameron, along with a number of fellow expense-claimers, launched his new "Big Society" initiative. Aimed at members of the public who previously held responsible jo...

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Funny story: New cat catches rats at Nr 10!

New cat catches rats at Nr 10!

After many months of a "catless" existence in Nr 10 the UK PM decided to trot off to Battersea Dogs and Cats home to buy Larry the Cat, not Felix, Larry. The carers at Battersea advised PM Cameron about Larry and thought he would do a good job hun...

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