A worrying fact has come to the attention of the Gazettes editorial team. Results analysed in a recent street poll, conducted by Alcoholics Anonymous, has revealed the following figures. To the question: "Who do you think should be leader of the Labour Party for the next general election?" 60% did not know the name of the current Labour leader. To the question: "What would you like for...
Rebekuh Brooks, former News of the World secretary, elevated to Editor of the Rupert Murdoch News Empire, testified before the House of Commons today addressing members of the Committee on Culture (sic), Media and Sports regarding revelations of pho...
In the aftermath of the attack on Rupert Murdoch today the National Pie in the Face Association once again strongly defended the right of all citizens to own custard pies. Morpheus Crown, nation chairman of the NPITFA, strongly condemned the unpr...
The most important blow for democratic freedom for thirty years was struck today when, in frenzied scenes, some no-mark got his fifteen minutes of fame. Something genuinely interesting and important was unfolding before an enthralled nation, so it...
London - A cream pie-in-the-gob that smeared Rupert Murdoch on live TV may have been a NewsCorpse own-goal PR stunt. Hours of tricky questioning had seen the octogenarian media mogul struggling to convince a Parliamentary committee when the lone p...
Prime Minister David Cameron has announced the name of the person who will become Britain's first ever Minister of Austerity. The position has been offered to and accepted by the Right Horrible Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly, Conservative Member...
Despite the growing global controversy which is engulfing News International, Rupert Murdoch has surprised media watchers by adding yet a further notable journal to his UK stable. This comes at a time when Murdoch was expected to sell his UK titles a...
The UK Coalition Government, realising they are losing popularity, and worried that this will affect their MPs prime directive - "To make as much money as possible", have come up with the idea of producing some famous film remakes, to star various members of the cabinet and opposition. Here we offer some suggestions, with the recommended member to star in the film: 'Carry on Regardless', 'Do...
The Dungeon Theatre, West Ham, London: Lady Labour Whip Lyn Brown, West Ham's Dominatrix 'infamous' rant at the Houses of Parliament; "For F***'s sake, move out of my F****** way." "You are such a rude F****** man, you just walked right in front of me." "I am not giving it to you, F*** off." "You just do that and see what happens." "You are harassing me, leave me alone." Lady Do...
Having declined to appear in from of the Department of Culture, Media and Sport's select committee next week, Rebekah Brooks has revealed herself to be a 'can't'. Despite the fact that both Rupert and James Murdoch have agreed to attend, Brooks ha...
Houses of Parliament, Westminister, London: According to what we have all been taught in textbooks at school and university, the British constitution worked along these lines. Britain was a representative democracy; the police were reasonably hones...
We spoke with the author of this list, Inchcock Chambers, who only had time to tell us that he'd 'Tried to use only old/rare words for the letter definitions, and keep them applicable to MPs - he had to go home them, because they lock the cemetery gates early on a Thursday. M Mancation: (Maiming, Mutilating of hopes) E Exsibilation: (Collective hisses of disaproval M Modernicide: Killer of mo...
Thanks to Mr H Ogwash, for giving his permission for us use his article 'What you need to become an MP!', originally published in the 'Upper Denture Gazette' last May. Created and written while under the influence of anaesthetics and medications, in a haze of half conciousness and nurses adjusting his dressings, it was his first effort after having Cardiac surgery. He was to have had brain surg...
A leaked letter from the Office of Eric Pickles has announced that Government measures over benefits will leave 40,000 families homeless and will, in the end, cost the Government more than supplying benefits in the first place. David Cameron has c...
Hot on the news that David Cameron is to release his own range of biscuits: David Cameroons, other politicians are to jump on the bandwagon and release their own ranges of biscuits. All politicians love a good bandwagon to jump on. "Eric Pickles i...
During a speech at Westminster on Thursday, Labour MP David Lefty addressed the subject of Anglo-Canadian relations. "For years," Lefty remarked "Canada had a special place in our hearts as a a place that was a bit like America, but without the te...
The government has introduced a new holiday called "Wear A Funny Mask Day" in order to boost the country's morale. Even government ministers will be wearing them. Earlier today we saw Minster for Education Michael Gove come in to No. 10 wearing a...
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