In breaking news, Paris Hilton has put up her hand (God knows where that's been) for the post of President of Zimbabwe. With the imminent demise of Robert Mugabe in the country's acme position, Madame Hilton believes that she is best placed to serve...
BURBANK, California - Paris Hilton is known for doing pretty much nothing. The young lady has it made. She is good looking. She is rich. And she can smile and chew gum at the same time. Paris recently appeared on Wyatt Van Cleve's sports show 'The World of Footballs, Baseballs, Basketballs, and Lots of Other Balls.' The show is syndicated and appears on cable's 'Sporting Channel.' Van Cle...
Paris Hilten is slighlty ahead today in a popularity contest with the BNP. Since publication, Spoof articles relating to Hilten and the BNP have received significantly higher numbers than any other articles with Hilten pipping the far right party...
In an all too familiar tragedy, Paris Hilton's small yellow bucket was yesterday claimed by a freak wave at the star's Bognor Regis hideaway. "Fuck it, not another bucket", fumed Herbert Squish, of the Beach Toy Protection League, "How many times...
The world was shocked when Johnny Depp took the Screen Actors Guild award of Best Actor for his role of Captain Jack Sparrow in the film Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. The world was awed when Charlize Theron took the Screen Actor...
President Bush was dealt another deadly blow (pun intended) to his re-election bid last night. Ironically the damaging disclosure took place during a live broadcast of Fox Television's "The Simple Life 4" - Paris Hilton's latest hit reality show.
MECCA (FMLiveWire) - In a moving ceremony here on Friday, Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna converted to Islam, All wore the abaya, the traditional Arab women's veil, making it difficult to tell them apart. Jackson, 50, had be...
Eerily echoing JFK's secret trysts with Marilyn Monroe, insiders say that President Elect Barack Obama has been seeing Paris Hilton. Hilton who has just announced her split with Benji Madden is remaining tight lipped about the alleged affair but s...
Lasting longer that her usual "hook up", Benji Madden was kicked to the curb by Paris Hilton last night after an apparent argument over his first name, and his continuous wearing of that stupid black Fedora. What started as a verbal argument insid...
Paris Hilton, infamous bad girl to the hilt from the hotel Hiltons, inherited enough money to think she never had to suffer any consequences from her life of the richly foolish. That was until she fell in love with Hollywood former star mutt, Benji.
Head of entertainment at the BBC Sir Alec Douglas Hume has announced a new version of Jane Austen's Classic "Pride and Prejudice". "The public just cant get enough of this classic tale" said Mr Hume, "So we intend to do another version using an in...
This week, Charley Stubbs who works for the Los Angeles Downtown Jail sold his tape of the first 45 minutes of Paris Hilton's incarceration earlier this year. "She doesn't say a lot, really, and it's kind of slurred but the buyer will get his mone...
The world wide interweb dot org com came within a gnat's knacker of complete meltdown today as previously unreleased video footage of Paris Hilton was released and within less than an hour received over 68 million hits. The footage which is strang...
Hot off her recent Halloween bar tour, media princess and marketing expert Paris Hilton announced her plans for a new line of crush proof cell phones. Fueled by the damage imposed from a passing truck on her accidentally dropped cell phone and s...
New Holland, OH--Joe the Plumber, real name Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, of Holland, Ohio, competed against 18 contestants for a chance to become John McCain's new best talking point on the FOX Network's reality show "John McCain's My New BTP." Joe wa...
As a part of her 'fake' presidential campaign, Paris Hilten showed of her Pussy Flaps to the real presidential candidates earlier today in a media frenzy that has bored the world. Hilten, best known for going out, getting pissed and generally fuck...
Socialite Paris Hilton and Teen Queen (and her Disney Channel parody) Brenda Song are fighting because of Brenda's role on the popular TV shows The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and The Suite Life on Deck (with Debby Ryan, who is currently in a feud wi...
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