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Funny story: Philately to be Added to the 2012 Summer Olympics

Philately to be Added to the 2012 Summer Olympics

In a stunning decision, the International Committee has announced that the thrilling sport of philately will be added to 2012 Summer Olympics. Philately is more commonly known as "stamp collecting", Hell, even I had to look the fucking word up...

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Funny story: Slumdog Millionaire & Trainspotting Director Announces London Olympic Plea - We Need More Slum Dwellers and Junkies

Slumdog Millionaire & Trainspotting Director Announces London Olympic Plea - We Need More Slum Dwellers and Junkies

Danny Boyle the director of Slumdog Millionaire and Trainspotting who is in charge of the opening ceremony for the London Olympics has said that not enough junkies and slumdwellers have so far put themselves forward to take part. With less than a yea...

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Funny story: Brentford to become the Cultural Centre for London

Brentford to become the Cultural Centre for London

In line with the 2012 Olympics and with London in the spot-light, the Mayor's Office has designated Brentford in the sleepy suburbs of West London as the cutting edge of a true London experience for visitors from the rest of the world. Unlike pr...

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Funny story: Call Girls Will Use Priority Lanes on Roads During London Olympics - Speedy Vice Service Guaranteed for VIPs

Call Girls Will Use Priority Lanes on Roads During London Olympics - Speedy Vice Service Guaranteed for VIPs

As London continues its Olympic countdown, Mayor Boris Johnson has given the go ahead for an historic decision, that he argues will have positive long term benefits for the city and leave a lasting legacy for all communities. This follows months of b...

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Funny story: Looting Set To Become An Olympic Event in 2012

Looting Set To Become An Olympic Event in 2012

Following the finest display of looting seen in Britain for a generation, the International Olympic Committee is set to announce that looting will be a new event at the 2012 London Games. In preparation for its elevation to becoming an Olympic eve...

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Funny story: Olympic venues to become prisons as London cancels the event.

Olympic venues to become prisons as London cancels the event.

As Parliament re-sat today the government had to make some difficult decisions. David Cameron announced their plans late today. "We need to realise that we will not be able to fill these stadiums, velodrome etcetera now. People will be far too sca...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight Planning Own Olympics for 2012

Isle of Wight Planning Own Olympics for 2012

Sadly not one resident living on the Isle of Wight was successful in buying tickets to attend the 2012 Olympic Games to be held in London, England. Many residents will be watching the games on their televisions but in order to get that true 'Olympic feeling', Mayors of many towns and villages on the Isle have decided to host The Isle of Wight Games 2012. They are presently taking suggestions...

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Funny story: Olympic Games Countdown

Olympic Games Countdown

As the seconds tick down everyone is feeling proud. We are staging the Olympic Games and with a year to go we have 365 more days of pontificating drivel to give to the nation. We may not have the money the Chinese put into their Games but we are o...

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympics countdown continues

London 2012 Olympics countdown continues

Today it is 366 days until it begins. Tomorrow it will be 365 days, and after that comes 364 days. It's the London Olympics of course! Most of the building work and preparation is well on schedule. The enormous darts hall has been completed alread...

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Funny story: Blade Runner Qualifies for London 2012

Blade Runner Qualifies for London 2012

Oscar Pistorius, the Blade Runner, has run a fast enough qualifying time for the London 2012 games after a performance of 45.07 seconds for the 400 metres. However, doubts have been cast over the South African's true identity. After much unashamed...

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Funny story: 2012 Olympic Games - in GREECE?

2012 Olympic Games - in GREECE?

Britain breathed a big sigh of relief last week when hearing the news that we'd not be required to contribute to the next bailout pot of cash for Greece - Though we will still have to pour another £1billion or so down the Greek drain via the International Monetary Fund. Personally I'm not convinced we've been let off that lightly. And as the saying goes, 'The devil is in the details'. EU presid...

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Funny story: London Olympics 2012 - Hundreds Of Tickets Available - All Events

London Olympics 2012 - Hundreds Of Tickets Available - All Events

Despite widespread complaints from failed ticket applicants about the 2012 London Olympics ticket allocation fiasco, there is at least one man who can't understand what all the fuss is about. Solly Grundy of Manchester, claims to have hundreds of...

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Funny story: 2020 Olympics to be sponsored by Opticians

2020 Olympics to be sponsored by Opticians

Specscrimpers, the British Opticians that were immortalized in the football chant towards referees and added to this by sponsoring those very referees, have gone a step further into sport sponsorship by sponsoring the 2020 Olympics. "It's a natura...

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Funny story: Olympic Games 2012 results now available!

Olympic Games 2012 results now available!

Olympic HQ, Stratford: Results are now coming for the Games of the XVZWV Olympiad. In first place, 5,000 tickets for Britain's richest man worth £29.8billion. In second place, 1,000 tickets to Gaddafi's eldest son Muhammad, as head of Libyas' Olympic committee. Currently blocked by the International Olympics Committee (IOC). In last place, 000 tickets [NIL] to see the Olympic games, are...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter announces special events to be added to 2012 olympics

Sepp Blatter announces special events to be added to 2012 olympics

Having come to an arrangement with the International Olympic Committee over a suitable allocation of free tickets and heavily-subsidised (if not completely free) hotels as part of his new term of dictatorship over FIFA, Sad Bladder has announced some...

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Funny story: Olympic Torch Embarrasses Cameron

Olympic Torch Embarrasses Cameron

David Cameron was left red faced, at prime minister's question time, by Sunderland Central MP Julie Elliott. Ms Elliott asked why the olympic torch was not coming to Sunderland.To hoots of derision from the opposition, an embarrassed Mr Cameron ad...

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Funny story: Olympic Torch design revealed

Olympic Torch design revealed

Seb Coe has displayed the new design for the Olympic Torch to the world. The new design was meant to convey the great history of the competition, be light enough to carry on the five thousand round trip, and sturdy enough to survive the countless tim...

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