David Cameron has been outlining what will make the London 2012 Olympics the best that has ever been. "The London Olympics are a true British enterprise," said Cameron. "We bid for them several years ago with the intention of stimulating the econo...
The London Olympic organisers have today revealed that thousands of tickets to the London 2012 Olympics have now suddenly become available. In a hastily-convened press reception at the Old Vic in the East End of London, Lord Notcoe, a spokesperso...
London, England - The 2012 Summer Olympic Games, scheduled to take place in London from 27 July to 12 August 2012 were officially canceled today after the International Olympic Committee was unable to comes to terms with Bert Poppins, head of the Eng...
Sport. To some a pastime, to others a way to unwind from the stresses of the day. And to other others it's a job. Others still find sport a thing that 'other people do'! But whatever it is, it's sport! A competitive, energy depleting activity, designed to get you fit, sweaty and worked up! Here we delve in to ten things you need to know about all types of sport, so jog on... 1. R...
Sebastien Coe, Olympics organiser, has decided that the success of the ITV series Downton Abbey should influence the programme for the Olympic Games next year. Several people seeking to be butlers have been practising 'Yes me Lord' constantly in a...
The Surrey town currently enjoying unprecedented attention thanks to a global publishing sensation is reeling again following today's announcement of next year's Olympic Torch Route. On day 63 of the torch's tour of the UK, it will visit Dorking o...
Businesses in a Surrey High Street are planning to make a worldwide best-selling book the centre of their Olympic celebrations next year. Dorking expects to welcome thousands of cycling fans from around the world when the London 2012 cycle road ra...
Scooterville, the famous town in New Jersey (pop 250), has launched an unlikely bid for the 2030 Olympic games. Famed for its tree house Post Office and home of a former jeopardy contestant, Scooterville claims it will start work on infrastructure...
The British Olympic Committee has approached Andrew Lloyd Webber to produce the choreography for the London 2012 Olympics. "He is the perfect choreographer," said Seb Coe, who is inexplicably in charge of the whole thing. "He typifies British Big...
In a stunning decision, the International Committee has announced that the thrilling sport of philately will be added to 2012 Summer Olympics. Philately is more commonly known as "stamp collecting", Hell, even I had to look the fucking word up...
Danny Boyle the director of Slumdog Millionaire and Trainspotting who is in charge of the opening ceremony for the London Olympics has said that not enough junkies and slumdwellers have so far put themselves forward to take part. With less than a yea...
In line with the 2012 Olympics and with London in the spot-light, the Mayor's Office has designated Brentford in the sleepy suburbs of West London as the cutting edge of a true London experience for visitors from the rest of the world. Unlike pr...
As London continues its Olympic countdown, Mayor Boris Johnson has given the go ahead for an historic decision, that he argues will have positive long term benefits for the city and leave a lasting legacy for all communities. This follows months of b...
Following the finest display of looting seen in Britain for a generation, the International Olympic Committee is set to announce that looting will be a new event at the 2012 London Games. In preparation for its elevation to becoming an Olympic eve...
As Parliament re-sat today the government had to make some difficult decisions. David Cameron announced their plans late today. "We need to realise that we will not be able to fill these stadiums, velodrome etcetera now. People will be far too sca...
Sadly not one resident living on the Isle of Wight was successful in buying tickets to attend the 2012 Olympic Games to be held in London, England. Many residents will be watching the games on their televisions but in order to get that true 'Olympic feeling', Mayors of many towns and villages on the Isle have decided to host The Isle of Wight Games 2012. They are presently taking suggestions...
As the seconds tick down everyone is feeling proud. We are staging the Olympic Games and with a year to go we have 365 more days of pontificating drivel to give to the nation. We may not have the money the Chinese put into their Games but we are o...
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