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Funny story: Fat Chick Acts Loud and Obnoxious to Prove She's Not Self Conscious

Fat Chick Acts Loud and Obnoxious to Prove She's Not Self Conscious

Aimes, IA Susan Kessler set out to prove Saturday night, that she's wasn't going to let the fact that she is classified as morbidly obese stop her from having a good time.

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Funny story: 'Big Boned' woman proven to be Big Fat Liar

'Big Boned' woman proven to be Big Fat Liar

Shaniqua Adams a 30-year old grandmother of four was today exposed as a fraud by doctors at New Orleans General Hospital today.

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Funny story: The 2008 Conference for Big Fat Bastards opens in Bradford

The 2008 Conference for Big Fat Bastards opens in Bradford

Yesterday John Prescott the President of the Big Fat Bastards Society opened the 2008 Conference which is being held at Harry Ramsden's Famous Chippy Emporium in Bradford.

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Funny story: Another NYC Bylaw Announced To Curb Obesity

Another NYC Bylaw Announced To Curb Obesity

New York City - Mayor Bloomberg today announced a new bylaw in New York City aimed at targeting the obese of the city. The new bylaw stipulates that anyone eating hamburger at any of the thousands of eating establishments in the city, will be requir...

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Funny story: Lose Weight And Win A Cash Prize

Lose Weight And Win A Cash Prize

Overweight people could soon be paid to drop the pounds under a new government drive to reduce the obesity epidemic in the UK.

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Funny story: Elephant Girl to Appear on American Idol

Elephant Girl to Appear on American Idol

Hollywood, California (IPP) - Elephant girl will appear on American Idol this week. Stage hands are busy making preparations for the 857 pound American beauty and singing wonder.

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Funny story: Doctors discover cause of obesity epidemic is lack of nicotine

Doctors discover cause of obesity epidemic is lack of nicotine

In a groundbreaking study, U.S. researchers have discovered that the national obesity epidemic is being caused by a lack of cigarette smokers.

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Funny story: Nuts To Complain About TV Commercial

Nuts To Complain About TV Commercial

A TV advert for Nutella has had to be cut because the advertising watchdog ruled it exaggerated the hazelnut spread's nutritional value. The advertisement maintains that adding it to toast can produce a balanced breakfast.

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Funny story: Million Dollar Study Finds Fatties Don't Restrain Themselves

Million Dollar Study Finds Fatties Don't Restrain Themselves

Professor Tubbalard of O. B. S U has been study the habits of very fat people and seat belt use.

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Funny story: Government acts on Type 2 Diabetes

Government acts on Type 2 Diabetes

After months of reports of the failing health of the nation, temporary Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has announced that he will personally take charge of the new health strategy.

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Funny story: Fat Birds More Brainy than Skinny Ones

Fat Birds More Brainy than Skinny Ones

A study published today by the Institute for Pointless Research appears to suggest that the IQ of females and their offspring are affected positively in direct proportion to increases in their body mass index, i.e the fatter they are the smarter they...

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Funny story: Buxom Wenches Are Brainier Says Study

Buxom Wenches Are Brainier Says Study

Birds with bouncing breasts, bounteous buttocks and thunderous thighs have bigger brains than bony bints, claims an academic at Bognor University.

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Funny story: Do Fat People Need to Eat?

Do Fat People Need to Eat?

Cloverdale, Michigan - Charlie Rome, an obese Michigan man, was seen transporting a large volume of food across a busy Cloverdale street last week. It was unclear why the corpulent Mr. Rome would require additional food, since his bloated body alread...

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Funny story: Awl Tyte

Awl Tyte

Awl Tyte was an embodiment of Nature's parsimony, i.e. storing extra glucose in tissues, causing obesity, rather than excreting it as waste material. It took him 40 years to save his meager income as a mint house worker to come up with a little fortune.

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Funny story: Utah Restaurant Declared National Disaster Site

Utah Restaurant Declared National Disaster Site

SALT LAKE CITY, UT -- It seemed like just another typical evening at the Chuck-A-Rama buffet on South State Street. Diners and employees alike had no idea about the magnitude of the carnage about to take place.

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Funny story: World at risk from obesity - fatties to be rounded up and put in camps

World at risk from obesity - fatties to be rounded up and put in camps

The health secretary dramatically accused fat people of putting the world at risk. She said that obesity is as dangerous as climate change and terrorism, and that everyone will be weighed to decide if they are obese or not; those who fail could be pu...

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Funny story: Harvesting Midwestern Fat as Newest US Fuel Source: Bush Declares Midwestern Fat "Our Greatest Natural Resource"

Harvesting Midwestern Fat as Newest US Fuel Source: Bush Declares Midwestern Fat "Our Greatest Natural Resource"

KENOSHA, WI -- In a move to help Americans become less dependent on Middle Eastern oil, the U.S. Government today released plans to harvest the fat of America's obese.

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