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Funny story: Some girls are bigger than others

Some girls are bigger than others

Results of a Mori Poll claim that most British men prefer a 'Fat Fern' to a 'Fit Fern'.

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Funny story: Overweight? ... You're Taxed!

Overweight? ... You're Taxed!

Gordon Brown has stunned the nation by introducing an Obesity Tax.

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Funny story: US South, Epicenter of America's Cardiac Clog Capital

US South, Epicenter of America's Cardiac Clog Capital

Studies of USA health have revealed that the American south is not just the seat of hospitality, gentility but also the dietary slave to cholesterol, fatty asses and clogged arteries.

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Funny story: Not fat, just big Boned

Not fat, just big Boned

From October, it will be an offence for shops and Supermarkets to sell confectionary that is displayed below 6 feet as the Government attempts to reduce the rising obesity figures, particularly in children.

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Funny story: Pizza Shed To Introduce New "Lard Lovers" Pizza

Pizza Shed To Introduce New "Lard Lovers" Pizza

Kokomo, Indiana - Lovers of Pizza Shed pizza were thrilled today when it was announced that the corporation would be introducing its new "Lard Lovers" pizza sometime in May.

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Funny story: Weight loss in US jail concern

Weight loss in US jail concern

Prison authorities are being accused of trying to force prisoners to escape by slimming them down so much that they will be able to squeeze through the bars. The allegations came to light after one prisoner, complained of losing

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Funny story: Bush Invents Cure for Obesity of the Ameri Can!

Bush Invents Cure for Obesity of the Ameri Can!

No one would have guessed that the universally recognized Worst President Ever, George W Bush would be the scientifically acclaimed savior of the obesity of the Ameri-can.

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Funny story: Fat Chick Acts Loud and Obnoxious to Prove She's Not Self Conscious

Fat Chick Acts Loud and Obnoxious to Prove She's Not Self Conscious

Aimes, IA Susan Kessler set out to prove Saturday night, that she's wasn't going to let the fact that she is classified as morbidly obese stop her from having a good time.

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Funny story: 'Big Boned' woman proven to be Big Fat Liar

'Big Boned' woman proven to be Big Fat Liar

Shaniqua Adams a 30-year old grandmother of four was today exposed as a fraud by doctors at New Orleans General Hospital today.

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Funny story: The 2008 Conference for Big Fat Bastards opens in Bradford

The 2008 Conference for Big Fat Bastards opens in Bradford

Yesterday John Prescott the President of the Big Fat Bastards Society opened the 2008 Conference which is being held at Harry Ramsden's Famous Chippy Emporium in Bradford.

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Funny story: Another NYC Bylaw Announced To Curb Obesity

Another NYC Bylaw Announced To Curb Obesity

New York City - Mayor Bloomberg today announced a new bylaw in New York City aimed at targeting the obese of the city. The new bylaw stipulates that anyone eating hamburger at any of the thousands of eating establishments in the city, will be requir...

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Funny story: Lose Weight And Win A Cash Prize

Lose Weight And Win A Cash Prize

Overweight people could soon be paid to drop the pounds under a new government drive to reduce the obesity epidemic in the UK.

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Funny story: Elephant Girl to Appear on American Idol

Elephant Girl to Appear on American Idol

Hollywood, California (IPP) - Elephant girl will appear on American Idol this week. Stage hands are busy making preparations for the 857 pound American beauty and singing wonder.

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Funny story: Doctors discover cause of obesity epidemic is lack of nicotine

Doctors discover cause of obesity epidemic is lack of nicotine

In a groundbreaking study, U.S. researchers have discovered that the national obesity epidemic is being caused by a lack of cigarette smokers.

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Funny story: Nuts To Complain About TV Commercial

Nuts To Complain About TV Commercial

A TV advert for Nutella has had to be cut because the advertising watchdog ruled it exaggerated the hazelnut spread's nutritional value. The advertisement maintains that adding it to toast can produce a balanced breakfast.

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Funny story: Million Dollar Study Finds Fatties Don't Restrain Themselves

Million Dollar Study Finds Fatties Don't Restrain Themselves

Professor Tubbalard of O. B. S U has been study the habits of very fat people and seat belt use.

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Funny story: Government acts on Type 2 Diabetes

Government acts on Type 2 Diabetes

After months of reports of the failing health of the nation, temporary Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has announced that he will personally take charge of the new health strategy.

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