Kyle Lars from Montreal in Canada sighed with relief yesterday when he was told that the charge of first degree murder had been dropped, with the judge claiming it was justifiable homicide. Lars had driven from his home in Montreal to San Francisc...
Convicted serial killer Steve Wright was left red faced at his appeal hearing today when he suddenly remembered that he had in fact been responsible for the killing of 5 Ipswich prostitutes back in 2006 the sudden recollection and subsequent admissio...
News of a fatal shooting has rocked Smurf village. Architect Smurf was found slumped over his draft board early yesterday. Detective Smurf was called to the scene by Woodland Smurf who had visited Architect Smurf in order to design his new mushroom h...
Springfield PA-- Bart Simpson was arrested today at the blood-soaked home of his parents by Springfield police. Simpson, 52, is charged with bludgeoning Homer and Marge Simpson to death with a stale donut. Police say Bart Simpson will be charged wi...
In breaking news, Dr Cyanide Death from Loserville Kentucky has publicly announced that he will henceforth not honour the Hypocratic Oath that all medical practitioners swear before going into practice. Dr Death has vowed to kill as many patients...
A local man has been found guilty of a drug induced shooting spree in Tokyo. Asoko Nakamoto was found guilty of shooting 17 people whilst under the influence of LSD, guilty of possession of the drug, but acquitted of taking it. Judge Yoshi Ka...
Given the recent controversy over assisted suicides in Switzerland, we sent an undercover team out to find out if there were similar facilities available in the UK - but cheaper. A dodgy geezer from Salford gave us a Glasgow address and informed u...
A man was killed by his family because they believed he wanted euthanasia to end his suffering. Mr Dan Kilmeov was taken by his family to a clinic Switzerland where doctors administered life-ending medicine, more commonly known as poison. It is...
A deranged golfer has run amuk into the middle of Nilton, Alabama, population 559, and killed everyone he saw with a Big Bertha 460 Driver according to several people who fled the Sammage Shop on Main Street. Blood and eyes and more than one mus...
Possum Creek, Alabama- The mystery of the whereabouts of several missing men was solved early Saturday morning. Repairmen from the Possum Creek Water Department found several buried bodies whilst trying to repair a busted watermain. The corpses we...
A Cambridge University study sent a chill down the spine of British Mums in law across the UK. The research revels in the fact that 60% of England's daughters in law want to arrange a hit on their husband's dear old mummy. One woman we will ca...
Despite many war films and documentaries about the death camps, many left wing organisations are disappointed today as Hitler still lies in 3rd place as history's greatest tyrant. Unfortunately for them, two hard-core left wing socialists called Stal...
US stocks dropped across the board Monday after a US banking giant announced a massive Wall Street cull with a record 250,000 broker 'kill' permits issued amid concerns of a deepening you-know-what. The firm said that it hoped to eliminate about...
Bored anoraks at Staffordshire University's Silly Science department at Stoke-on-Pork have been using dead pigs and geophysics to develop research that could help police find the buried remains of murder victims in unmarked graves faster after it was...
Police have named the thirteenth victim of "Judge Dead" as Dr Urnst Scourplug, the mad cap inventor of sliced bread. He died peacefully at his home whilst being hacked to death in a blood-lust attack by a mad axe-wielding killer. The killer, The Righ...
Today, notorious Halloween serial killer and subject of a host of Hollywood slashfest movies, Michael Myers made his first ever public announcement. Incarcerated for the most part in the Illinois Department Of Corrections Special Unit For Psychopath...
Police arrested a thirty-four year old florist yesterday for the apparent motiveless murder of dad of five, Wong Pace Wong Tym. "We believe we have uncovered just the tip of the iceberg," said Detective Inspector Phil Inns. "In the interview, it t...
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