Sources are reporting that Madonna is planning to adopt a second Malawi child. Despite public protest that the singer should not be allowed to take another African orphan into her brood, she asserts her right to do so. When asked why she needs...
PARIS - In perhaps one of the most unusual adoptions in the history of adoptions Angelina Jolie who is 33, and her live-in partner, Brad Pitt who is 45, are making plans to adopt Madonna who is 50. Brad and Angelina, aka Brangelina, have three bio...
Concerned at the plight of America's pop stars, many who live very unhealthily and are surrounded by poisonous chemicals, poor food, and war-mongering leaders that waste their taxes on needless wars, the people of Malawi today announced they were ado...
Aging and well past her sell by date Pop star Madonna is to travel to Malawi in a bid to bribe her way into buying a second child, because the first one is 'getting on her nerves' - well, not quite her nerves, her team of Nanny's nerves. The 70-y...
Aging pop goddess Madonna has announced that she is re-entering the African adoption fray, one year since she adopted her son David. The 'Material Girl', 50, who also has two biological children, has announced that she is to adopt Malawi - bringin...
Today, pop star and dancer Madonna paid a visit to The Spoof, and as she was being shown round the US Headlines room, to see if she was still being endlessly mentioned, her nether regions suddenly expanded massively! Dressed in a nice white bikini...
VAIL, Colorado - New York Yankees Super Star Alex Rodriguez is in the beautiful state of Colorado recovering from recent hip surgery. And while in Colorado, he has decided to take some photographs, which 100 percent of the people who visit the sta...
Squillionairess, superstar, mistress of reinvention and children's book writer Madonna was reportedly today in a state of extreme frustration resulting from the very real reality that not one single individual has as yet championed her for a part in...
Madonna the singer, actress, celebrity and neo-fascist is planning to adopt the country of Malawi, it was reported earlier today. In a controversial move the star is to pay a huge and disgusting amount of cash to take the entire population away from...
LOS ANGELES, CA - Madonna is suing the Vajayjay Bikini Waxing Salon claiming that her botched Brazilian waxing has caused so much pain and suffering, she may have to go back to A-Roid. According to the complaint, Madonna requested a Brazilian wax...
World famous singer and entertainer Madonna's well publicised attempt to adopt 18 month old Angsangammillik from her Innuit family in north western Greenland have ended in failure. A source close to Madonna told me, "Madonna is totally devastated...
Hollywood - (Material Girl Mess): "It's a movie about Marge Simpson, you twerp, not Wallis Simpson!" That was the only comment from Madonna-Kebab's publicist following rumors that the ageing fifty-something has-been rock chick is to star (sic) in...
(Los Angeles-CA) Directly on the heels or insert the body part of your choice of this week's Christie's auction of a full frontal nude photograph of Madonna selling for over $37,000.00, the original Material Girl announced today at a Regent Beverly W...
Photographs of Madonna passionately kissing model Satan Sux have been released. In the pictures, the 50-year-old singer is seen lying on top of the 22-year-old Brazilian devil and looking on as he towels himself down. The images appear in a 46-...
"His testicles are the size of marbles and twice as hard." This the testimony given by his lover Madonna at the steroid trial of Yankee Alex Rodriguez. When Madonna was asked how she knew about the shrunken balls of the baseball phenom, she blush...
The Queen of Pop, Madonna has recovered from her messy divorce with Guy Ritchie, and has started dating Jesus. "Madonna thinks that he walks on water," said her personal assistant Dionne Across. "I just hope she doesn't end up crucifying him, like...
June 2024 - The death of the stock market in the spring of 2024 ushered in the age of alternative investments. Stock owners en mass loosed themselves of now worthless stocks and began buying collectibles as a money hedge. Expansion in this field has…
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