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Funny story: Madonna dating "Satan"

Madonna dating "Satan"

Photographs of Madonna passionately kissing model Satan Sux have been released. In the pictures, the 50-year-old singer is seen lying on top of the 22-year-old Brazilian devil and looking on as he towels himself down. The images appear in a 46-...

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Funny story: Madonna Claims A-Rod's Balls Are Shrunken

Madonna Claims A-Rod's Balls Are Shrunken

"His testicles are the size of marbles and twice as hard." This the testimony given by his lover Madonna at the steroid trial of Yankee Alex Rodriguez. When Madonna was asked how she knew about the shrunken balls of the baseball phenom, she blush...

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Funny story: Madonna dates Jesus

Madonna dates Jesus

The Queen of Pop, Madonna has recovered from her messy divorce with Guy Ritchie, and has started dating Jesus. "Madonna thinks that he walks on water," said her personal assistant Dionne Across. "I just hope she doesn't end up crucifying him, like...

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Funny story: Madonna and Britney Spears Join The Spoof.com

Madonna and Britney Spears Join The Spoof.com

Cyberspace - It has been revealed that "Madonna and Britney Spears have decided to join on as writers". While the two celebrities have not confirmed the report this has not stopped current writers from shamelessly using their celebrity to stir things...

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Funny story: Yanks Find Madonna Having Tough Transition to Lineup, Switch Hitter Now Working with Gynecologist on "Suicide Squeez!"

Yanks Find Madonna Having Tough Transition to Lineup, Switch Hitter Now Working with Gynecologist on "Suicide Squeez!"

NY,NY/ Boston Globe - Boston Red Sox fans today are taking hope in the fact that the latest Yankee acquisition of "Queen of Pop", Madonna, is having trouble making the transition to organized baseball. Reports surfacing today from disgruntled Ya...

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Funny story: A-Rod Joined on Yanks by Switch Hitting Maddona!

A-Rod Joined on Yanks by Switch Hitting Maddona!

New York/NY Sporting Times - The spendthrift Yankees continued their wanton ways today with the announcement that they had added "The Queen of Pop" to their already potent,though aging , lineup. Madonna, known as a racy switch hitter after her e...

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Funny story: Heather Mills And Guy Ritchie Marry

Heather Mills And Guy Ritchie Marry

Makena HI-- Heather Mills and Guy Ritchie surprised everyone in the world and quietly married each other today. The ex-Mrs. Paul McCartney and the ex-Mr. Madonna tied the knot at a small, quaint church in Wales before flying off to Maui for their ho...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Madonna sign for celebrity surrogate

Angelina Jolie and Madonna sign for celebrity surrogate

Turkeybaste production chiefs were cock a hoop today when Hollywood A lister and media mammy Angelina Jolie agreed to participate in the first series of 'Celebrity surrogate' only hours after they had clinched a deal with newly divorced multi platinu...

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Funny story: Madonna - "I'm Not A Bitch!"

Madonna - "I'm Not A Bitch!"

Fading pop/porn star Mad Donna has refuted claims that she is a vein, arrogant, pompous, untalented, unscrupulous, unhappy bitch. Following her quickie divorce of Guy Ritchie she has lashed out at the media who are trying to portray her as being a...

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Funny story: Madonna Pops A Rod

Madonna Pops A Rod

Nothing good came from attempts to hide the unlikely relationship when the famous N.Y. Yankees hitter Alex Rodriguez, was seen off stage during a recent Madonna show. Freaks, Greeks, and athletes with strong physique are the preferred boy-toys f...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna Convert to Islam

Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna Convert to Islam

MECCA (FMLiveWire) - In a moving ceremony here on Friday, Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton and Madonna converted to Islam, All wore the abaya, the traditional Arab women's veil, making it difficult to tell them apart. Jackson, 50, had be...

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Funny story: Lilo, Madge & Paris To Star In Nude BBC Production

Lilo, Madge & Paris To Star In Nude BBC Production

Head of entertainment at the BBC Sir Alec Douglas Hume has announced a new version of Jane Austen's Classic "Pride and Prejudice". "The public just cant get enough of this classic tale" said Mr Hume, "So we intend to do another version using an in...

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Funny story: Madonna and Guy in Refridgerator Scandal!

Madonna and Guy in Refridgerator Scandal!

More shocking and tawdry used tampon slinging has emanated from the Ritchie Camp. Madonna's publicist Liz Rosenberg has gone AWOL, and is currently holed up in a 6 star deluxe cherry picking Kibbutz in Israel, from where she is revealing to 'cherry-p...

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Funny story: Madonna Dumped on Alien Planet

Madonna Dumped on Alien Planet

According to our sources within the CIA, a clandestine meeting was held in the foothills of Nevada between US secret agents and the species of Alien frequently referred to as 'The Greys'. Our sources reveal that the Greys are highly telepathic, an...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin and Madonna had Sex in the 1980's

Sarah Palin and Madonna had Sex in the 1980's

Vice presidential loser Sarah Palin says she and pop singer Madonna shared many intimate moments together during the crazy days of the early 1980's. "We had so much in common back then. We both had big, bleached bouffant hairstyles, both wore pink...

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Funny story: Richie Says Madonna Doesn't Flush

Richie Says Madonna Doesn't Flush

London - The public mudslinging between Madonna and Guy Richie took another turn for the worse today when Richie told The Telegraph that "Madonna Doesn't Flush." Richie says he knew of Madonna's problem when he met her but married her nonetheless.

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Funny story: Madonna says she's not returning Guy's penis

Madonna says she's not returning Guy's penis

Pop superstar Madonna has said that she is definitely not going to give up husband Guy Ritchie's penis without a fight. The 50 year old singer said that her soon to be former husband never even used the appendage during their marriage - which leav...

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