London's drug dealers are 'gearing' up for the London Games by entering the tendering process for the lucrative contract to be the official narcotics supplier to the 2012 games. The games organiser, the ODA, today posted an electronic tender via...
A new Olympic sport has been announced that is set to debut at London 2012. 'Jumping on the Bandwagon' will be open only to established politicians, although officials are believed to be considering an exception for Simon Cowell and Katie Price.
The London Olympics is financial MADNESS, OK, but now they've really gone ballistic! A bridge ajoning the Aquatic centre and the main stadium will cost the slight sum of 300 MILLION QUID of taxpayers money, just the bridge by the way. Lord Seba...
ISLAMABAD - PAKISTAN: Musharraf is unhappy with the selection of individual events for London 2012. The ex-President-Army Chief-teller of tall tales who is on a 'lecture tour' (aka hiding from the law) in the UK, ran out of ideas on how to win the wa...
South Africa's 800m world champion Caster Semenya has undergone gender tests that have concluded the 18-year-old is a Hermaphrodite, and has all the best qualities of both sexes, it has been revealed. The tests were undertaken just hours before s...
The chair of British Boxing, Sir Tim Gitt, yesterday praised the decision to include women's boxing in London 2012 as,"a great opportunity for Team GB." "We are guaranteed to top the medal tables in 2012 because we have the best female pugilists i...
The Olympic Games scheduled for London on July 2012 will not take place according to scientist Ann Unaki. At a press conference in London she explained that NASA has discovered a large mass a planet the size of Jupiter heading our way it is plane...
London has been chosen to host the 2010 International Wife Carrying event. After this year's event in Helsinki finished the IOC announced that London had defeated Paris, Moscow, Athens, LA and Dudley in the bid to host the event. "Naturally we ar...
The world was shocked today at the announcement that the torture method of "water boarding" would indeed become an event for the 2012 games. In what is being suggested is an administrative error, the announcement came following a number of campaig...
International torch relays have been scrapped for future Olympics, says the olympic committee. Problems with protestors and heavy-handed policing of the relay preceding the last Olympics have been given as the reasons. However, the committee has...
With the early completion of the UK 2012 Olympic Dogging Team's training facility the search for "Members" begins. Team manager Dustin Dipper announced that they would be holding an "X Factor" style audition system for prospective team members.
The people organising the London 2012 Olympics have today been blasted over the release of its latest budget report. The report reveals that £28m has already been spent on intense research to find or develop a national identity for England. Part o...
Olympic organisers are meeting today to discuss the possible inclusion of new sports for the 2012 Olympics. Senior officials from the governing bodies of various sports will make a case for their applications to be included. A vote will determine w...
Workers carrying out construction work on the 2012 Olympic Games site in London were forced to halt duties for some time after a worker discovered a wallet bearing the name of UK Prime Minister Mr Gordon Brown. A phone call was made by the constr...
CAMBRIDGE, England - Well there has been another shoe tossing incident again. A protester threw his shoe at China's Prime Minister Wen Jiabao during a speech at Cambridge University in England. This latest shoe tossing incident has brought on the...
In a speech just before bedtime last night, London Mayor, Boris Johnson, told his wife that preparations for the London 2012 Olympics had been completed, and that, if necessary, the Games could go ahead as early as "next week". Johnson was speakin...
Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has revealed his desire to compete as a member of the British team at the London 2012 Olympic Games. During the post-match press conference following Liverpool's 1-1 draw with Atlético Madrid in the Champions Leagu...
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