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Funny story: Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies

Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies

LONDON - The odds-on favorite to win Britain's Got Talent 48-year-old Susan Boyle lost her temper and launched into a four-letter diatribe that makes Christian Bale's tongue-lashing tirade pale by comparison. It seems that Boyle was sitting in the...

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Funny story: London mayor's intelligent thought 'near-miss'

London mayor's intelligent thought 'near-miss'

The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, had what was described as a 'near-miss' with intelligent thought today, while cycling along Shaftesbury Avenue. The incident occurred when Mr Johnson was cycling without his bike, and intelligent thought nearly...

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Funny story: 'Spare two luxury Georgian flats, a motor boat, two topless models, and a packet of Havana cigars for the 'omeless, mate?'

'Spare two luxury Georgian flats, a motor boat, two topless models, and a packet of Havana cigars for the 'omeless, mate?'

Westminster today was inundated with a new type of homeless beggar, beggars that no longer just want a 'penny for the homeless' or for a 'cup of tea', but for luxury goods and services. One down-and-out, dressed in a Saville Row suit and handmade...

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Funny story: Londoners Urged To Eat More Eggs By Mayor Boris

Londoners Urged To Eat More Eggs By Mayor Boris

As London's sewer system becomes increasingly overworked by the sheer volume of sewage generated by the capital's population, London Mayor, Boris Johnson has come up with a radical new plan in an effort to ease the crippling burden on the sewer netwo...

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Funny story: World's Most Pungent Fart - Culprit Sought

World's Most Pungent Fart - Culprit Sought

At approximately 15:03 hours BST, an unknown person dropped what can only be described as the world's most pungent fart in London's bustling West End. It is thought that the fart was released between Piccadilly Circus and Leicester Square, before enc...

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Funny story: Gary Glitter Tracked Down By Tabloids

Gary Glitter Tracked Down By Tabloids

Disgraced former glam-rocker turned convicted paedophile, Gary Glitter has been tracked down to a London hideaway by a tabloid newspaper. Glitter, who will be 113 next week has reportedly taken to disguising himself in the manner of perfectly resp...

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Funny story: London Suburb Elephant & Castle to change name due to ridicule

London Suburb Elephant & Castle to change name due to ridicule

London - the south-east London suburb of Elephant & Castle is to change its name by the end of this year. Residents of E&C are tired of being ridiculed and bullied for the nonsensical name of their suburb. They also believe the name is no l...

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Funny story: Trio cleared over 7/7 attacks

Trio cleared over 7/7 attacks

Three man have been cleared of helping to plan the 7/7 London bus bomb attacks. A jury at Westminster Crown Court found Tony Blair, John Prescott and Gordon Brown not guilty of conspiring to plant fake terrorist bombs on London buses to alarm citizen...

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Funny story: London's Wealthiest Going Underground

London's Wealthiest Going Underground

Planning restrictions and protection orders in some of London's most exclusive neighbourhoods have meant that building expansion is quite often out of the question. So developers have hit on a new solution - develop below ground. And the rich are...

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Funny story: Masochists Swarm London to 'Meet The Met'

Masochists Swarm London to 'Meet The Met'

London, Today. - Police and tourist chiefs are reporting an influx of antagonistic masochistic visitors to London. Hatchet faced Kirsty Thunt(34+4), of the London Tourist board said she had witnessed a large increase in the numbers of 'giggly,...

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Funny story: Blindin' mate! We're all gonna be Cock-en-ees afore we knows it!

Blindin' mate! We're all gonna be Cock-en-ees afore we knows it!

Cor strewth, what a right two and eight squire. That's the way future generations of Britons will be talking if the Government gets its way. For The Spoof.Com can exclusively reveal that from September schools throughout the land are going to repl...

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Funny story: G20 Circus comes to London

G20 Circus comes to London

The famous G20 Circus arrived in central London today, and journalists eagerly snapped up tickets to go and see it, as the public has about as much interest in it as in an old jellied eel. 'Roll up, roll up!', its manager BBC Barnum yelled to pass...

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Funny story: Protestors attack wrong bank in wrong country today in London

Protestors attack wrong bank in wrong country today in London

As the G20 Summit got underway in London today, thousands of protestors stormed into what they thought was the Royal Bank of Scotland's headquarters there. 'You'd think the word 'Scotland' would be a clue as to where the headquarters really is', s...

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Funny story: Obama ignored by Londoners

Obama ignored by Londoners

American President Barack Obama received a cultural shock today, when he found out that nobody in London cared he was there. 'You know', he said, 'I've gotten so used to being treated like a cross between Madonna and the Pope in America, I was kin...

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Funny story: Polish Hooligans Threaten G20 Disruption.

Polish Hooligans Threaten G20 Disruption.

Consternation in some quarters today as Polish football hooligans returning from an international match in Belfast have been rumoured to be stirring up violent anarchy in order to attract global notoriety at the G20 Summit in London. "These guys a...

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Funny story: Obama in London Accomodation Drama

Obama in London Accomodation Drama

President Obama and his wife Michelle tonight flew into a storm on the eve of their historic visit to the UK. As Marine One landed in Regents Park it soon became apparent that no one was in at the ambassadors Residence at Winfield House! A Poli...

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Funny story: GENTS at Picadilly Circus to Close

GENTS at Picadilly Circus to Close

LONDON - Located in Westminister's Travelcard Zone 1, the historic landmark, GENTS at the Picadilly Underground Station will close June 1, 2009. Reg Fleming, Station Manager, London Underground said, "rising paper costs, bog brush shortages and t...

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