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Funny story: 'Liverpool Are Getting Worse, Year By Year' - Jose Mourinho

'Liverpool Are Getting Worse, Year By Year' - Jose Mourinho

"You Can't Buy History" stated the flag at the recent Manchester City v Liverpool fixture - which City won 3-0 - but detractors insist that Liverpool have been living on past glories for far longer than most of their most ardent supporters would care...

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Funny story: Rt Rev Bishop of FootBalls: "Eagle and Jackass Pub, reporting Liverpool FC transfer and takeover gossip!"

Rt Rev Bishop of FootBalls: "Eagle and Jackass Pub, reporting Liverpool FC transfer and takeover gossip!"

This is Anfield, Liverpool: Takeover frenzy has hit Liverpool FC, with reporters going down to the Eagle and Jackass Pub, picking out a drunk, and quoting him as a "source close to the negotiations...". One day a headline reads, "Liverpool to be...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard 'A Bit Nervous' Say Friends

Steven Gerrard 'A Bit Nervous' Say Friends

Close friends of Liverpool and England skipper Steven Gerrard revealed to Skoob Sports News this morning that Stevie G appeared to be 'a bit nervous.' One source confided that Stevie was 'on edge' as he took delivery of the daily papers, which he...

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Funny story: Chelsea Buy History

Chelsea Buy History

In an unprecedented move, Chelsea FC have splashed out an undisclosed sum - beleived to be several billion - on purchasing history from all over the world during the summer. At Saturday's game against West Bromwich Albion, they revealed their latest...

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Funny story: Pepe Reina Lobs Ball In His Own Net As Liverpool Slump At The Last Hurdle

Pepe Reina Lobs Ball In His Own Net As Liverpool Slump At The Last Hurdle

It was looking good for Liverpool in the closing stages of the match with Arsenal, a goal up despite being down to ten men following Joe Cole's debut dismissal for a reckless tackle. Liverpool continued to hang on, despite at one point being reduc...

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Funny story: Liverpool's Slow Boat to China

Liverpool's Slow Boat to China

Exultant Liverpool fans are busy learning the words of the team's new theme song: 'A Slow Boat to China' so they can tell their Chinese owners 'what you mean to me.' Steven Gerrard told me on a crackling line from Canton that he couldn't be happie...

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Funny story: Liverpool Sign Danny Wilson

Liverpool Sign Danny Wilson

Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson has made his second signing of the summer this morning, bringing in the former Barnsley, Sheffield Wednesday, Bristol City, MK Dons, Hartlepool United and Swindon Town manager, Danny Wilson. It's a surprise, in that,...

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Funny story: Joe Cole is just the first Cole to go to Liverpool

Joe Cole is just the first Cole to go to Liverpool

After announcing the big name signing of Joe Cole, Roy Hodgson, manager of Liverpool football club, has seen the media furore this has generated, and put in big bids for the other Coles. First considering it, is Ashley Cole, although it will take...

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Funny story: Liverpool Sign Joe Cole - Cheryl In Talks

Liverpool Sign Joe Cole - Cheryl In Talks

Liverpool boss Roy Hodgson completed his first signing in what is being looked upon as an extensive restructuring programme, when he secured a four year contract for out of contract midfielder Joe Cole. Insiders say that the new kop boss has set h...

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Funny story: Some Sad News To Report About Roy Hodgson

Some Sad News To Report About Roy Hodgson

(MERSEYSIDE, UK) It is with greatest of sadness that we have to report the tragic death of the football management career of the former Fulham FC manager Roy Hodgson who this week signed a contract with Liverpool to become the Merseyside outfit's nex...

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Funny story: Ian Dowie named Liverpool manager!

Ian Dowie named Liverpool manager!

Liverpool chairman Martin Broughton has shocked the world with his bizarre decision to elect ex-Hull boss Ian Dowie the managerial position at Liverpool Football Club. "There were not many candidates available," Broughton said in an interview. "It...

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Funny story: Liverpool Unveil Big Name Star

Liverpool Unveil Big Name Star

Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez confirmed in an interview yesterday that the Merseyside club have already made the biggest-name signing this summer is likely to produce, when they secured the signature of the Hull City substitute, Jan Vennegoor of Hessel...

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Funny story: Liverpool Sign World's Oldest Player

Liverpool Sign World's Oldest Player

Following their signing of a dead Croatian footballer, Liverpool have now completed the signing of the oldest footballer in the world. Frank Dellin, 74, has signed for the Reds from non-league Woodbury FC. The transfer fee is thought to be £30, a new...

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Funny story: Liverpool Offer To Form Coalition Premiership Winning Team With Manchester United

Liverpool Offer To Form Coalition Premiership Winning Team With Manchester United

Rafa Benitez is said to be in discussion with Sir Alex Ferguson about forming a coalition Premiership team in a bid to squeeze out Chelsea. The two red teams plan to share their points and the title. Rumours are that the Liverpool manager will be...

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Funny story: Rafa Benitez To Replace Sir Alex Ferguson

Rafa Benitez To Replace Sir Alex Ferguson

Rafa Benitez is being lined up as the shock choice to replace Sir Alex Ferguson as manager of Manchester United. When Ferguson eventually retires Old Trafford chiefs plan to appoint Benitez. The announcement shocked many at first. Lifelong Manches...

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Funny story: Dead Player Signed By Liverpool

Dead Player Signed By Liverpool

A dead footballer has been signed by Liverpool FC. Croatian soccer star Goran Tunjic has been signed to replace Jose Torres, who is on his way to Chelsea. Tunjic was recently booked for dying on the pitch. This follows a new FIFA ruling regarding...

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Funny story: Rafa Benitez Spotted At Liverpool Job Centre

Rafa Benitez Spotted At Liverpool Job Centre

We had a call this morning from soccer mad Scouser and Kop season ticket holder Mickey McWhack, who told us that he'd seen reds boss Rafa Benitez mooching about in a Liverpool job centre this morning. Speaking from a city rocked to its foundations...

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