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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Steals Christina Aguilera's Super Bowl Anthem Lyrics

Lindsay Lohan Steals Christina Aguilera's Super Bowl Anthem Lyrics

This year's X Factor semifinals featured Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera and Lindsay Lohan vs. Hillary Duff. Christina Aguilera defeated Britney Spears handily when she tricked Britney into shaving her head while drinking and driving holdin...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan is a Thrill Seeker

Lindsay Lohan is a Thrill Seeker

Lindsay "Thrill Seeker" Lohan just has to have her fingers in the cookie jar somehow. She's not content with getting a cookie and enjoying it. No, she has to get the cookie when her mother has told her "no more cookies". The cookies she gets without...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: Betty Ford's Jewelry Theft Classes Helped Me Quit Drugs!

Lindsay Lohan: Betty Ford's Jewelry Theft Classes Helped Me Quit Drugs!

Screwed-up-as-a-soup-sandwich former actress Linsday Lohan has her head in a fog, but it is a combination of brain damage and vocational passion that're making her loopy these days, and she has Betty Ford to thank: The rehab center's new "Jewelry The...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Latest Shocking Scandal - NecklaceGate!

Lindsay Lohan's Latest Shocking Scandal - NecklaceGate!

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton pretty much ran neck and neck in the 2010 Celebrity Publicity Race. "I'm Hot" Hilton backed off towards the end when told by her attorney that if she did not start acting like a normal person she was goi...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Purchased A Flock of Flamingos Which She Plans To Breed In Order To Stay Out of Trouble

Lindsay Lohan Has Purchased A Flock of Flamingos Which She Plans To Breed In Order To Stay Out of Trouble

BEVERLY HILLS - The word on the street of Beverly Hills is that Lindsay "Freckles" Lohan is truly serious about getting her act together. The Hollywood 'bad girl' has vowed to never do anything dumb, stupid, or idiotic, that will land her back in...

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Funny story: Pawn Stars' Rick Harrison and Lindsay Lohan Agree to Swap: Chumlee for a Pack of Gum, Chumlee Will Act as Body Double In Future Rehab Stints

Pawn Stars' Rick Harrison and Lindsay Lohan Agree to Swap: Chumlee for a Pack of Gum, Chumlee Will Act as Body Double In Future Rehab Stints

The phrase 'Timing is everything' was once again verified when Lindsay Lohan visited Pawn Stars star Rick Harrison's pawn shop yesterday afternoon in Vegas. Lohan walked into the shop just as Rick Harrison was blowing up over another boneheaded tran...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Star In "The Wizard of Oz 5 - Dorothy Gets Her Corn Shuck Patted Down"

Lindsay Lohan To Star In "The Wizard of Oz 5 - Dorothy Gets Her Corn Shuck Patted Down"

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan hadn't been out of The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic for more than two hours when she was approached by a noted Hollywood producer to star in the Lions Face Motion Picture Company film The Wizard of Oz 5 - Dorothy Gets H...

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Funny story: Apple Signs Lindsay Lohan to Market the New APod

Apple Signs Lindsay Lohan to Market the New APod

Unable to keep a lid on the secretive and lucrative contract or the development of their newest product, insiders at Apple's marketing department were giddy at the opportunity to feature Ms. Lohan pitching their newest technology, the AnklePod or "AP...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Leaves The Rehab Clinic As Happy As A Woodpecker In A Chopstick Factory

Lindsay Lohan Leaves The Rehab Clinic As Happy As A Woodpecker In A Chopstick Factory

LOS ANGELES - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune has stated that noted and much troubled actress Lindsay Lohan has finally left The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. LiLo, as she is known, skipped out of the facility looking like a younger, nicer, cle...

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Funny story: US Sheriff blames Lindsay Lohan battery charger

US Sheriff blames Lindsay Lohan battery charger

Los Angeles - (DUI Aftershocks): Riverside Sheriff's Department said today a 'bugged' vibrator - er...cell phone! - battery charger is thought to be behind the latest Lindsay Lohan spat with rehab staff. The actress threw a tantrum at the Betty Fo...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Offers a Leg to Save Zsa Zsa Gabor

Lindsay Lohan Offers a Leg to Save Zsa Zsa Gabor

Los Angelos - Upon her release from the Betty Ford Clinic on probation today Lindsay Lohan was heard saying, "I must go to her!" "Her" meaning Zsa Zsa Gabor. Upon hearing that the ailing Gabor sister might lose her leg, the new and improved Lindsa...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Identified as Surrogate Mother of Sir Elton John Xmas Baby

Lindsay Lohan Identified as Surrogate Mother of Sir Elton John Xmas Baby

Abraham and Sarah had their first child when Sarah was ninety. God the Father was the sperm donor for the Madonna. Michael Jackson just released a new album of original songs. Hugh Hefner just became engaged. Now 62 year old Sir Elton John has become...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Accuser: "I Shirley Wasn't Drinking...Shirley Temples..."

Lindsay Lohan To Accuser: "I Shirley Wasn't Drinking...Shirley Temples..."

LAX - Lindsay Lohan's Mom says her daughter has been taken totally out of context in an attempt to smear her daughter's reputation. "She saw her drinking a colorful looking drink and jumped to the conclusion it was alcohol, when in fact it was a s...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Reportedly Assaulted Her Rehab Clinic Anger Management Instructor

Lindsay Lohan Has Reportedly Assaulted Her Rehab Clinic Anger Management Instructor

LOS ANGELES - Cayenne Gayla Wheatgrass, the executive director of The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic, has just informed the news media that Lindsay Lohan (Patient #73013) has reportedly been involved in an altercation on rehab clinic property.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Threatens the American Way of Life

Lindsay Lohan Threatens the American Way of Life

Lindsay Lohan's outrageous antics the last couple of years has women's groups up in arms. Soccer moms across the nation are banding together to protest Lindsay Lohan's behavior lately. Lindsay's troubles started innocent enough to begin with. She was seen frequenting the latest hot spots, drinking to excess. Just doing the normal things almost all young adults do when they arte given the freed...

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Funny story: Betty Ford Counselor Enjoyed Wrestling With Lindsay Lohan

Betty Ford Counselor Enjoyed Wrestling With Lindsay Lohan

Counselors that work in rehabs often have to resort to restraint to subdue uncooperative patients. Most of these tussles are harmless enough. People don't usually want to be in rehab or are having bad reactions to cutting themselves off from the stea...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Gets Caught, Making a Break For It. Battles With Betty Ford Counselor.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Caught, Making a Break For It. Battles With Betty Ford Counselor.

Lindsay Lohan, America's sweetheart/bad girl was caught by one of the Betty Ford staff, making a break for it, with one of her girlfriends to go out boozing it up. Lindsay, who has been court ordered, to go to an extended stay in a rehab might no...

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