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Funny story: Long line outside lesbian Gynecologist office

Long line outside lesbian Gynecologist office

A female werewolf covered in hair and with a shaggy tail works as a Gynecologist in a medical office. After barking at the moon that she saw on her patients behind, she proceeded to tell her patient this joke in a satirical manner:...

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Funny story: All Mayberry Turns Out For Reading of Aunt Bee's Will

All Mayberry Turns Out For Reading of Aunt Bee's Will

(Exclusive from the Mayberry Gazette) One week after one of the largest funerals in the history of Mayberry, North Carolina, most of the town turned out for the reading of Beatrice (Aunt Bee) Taylor's will. The reading was done at the high scho...

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Funny story: The New Frontier -- Home of the all-female bikini clad mechanical bull riding team -- demolished; All-girl bar buys the mechanical bulls

The New Frontier -- Home of the all-female bikini clad mechanical bull riding team -- demolished; All-girl bar buys the mechanical bulls

Clark County, Las Vegas - So popular that it was once even considered for an Olympic sporting event by the International Olympic gaming commission before it was beat out by synchronized swimming, the all-female bikini clad mechanical bull riding was...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy Photos

Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy Photos

Vanessa Hudgens, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Lesbian Love Orgy, Uncensored and leaving nothing to the imagination, photographs and exclusive video footage.

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Funny story: OC exhibitionist lesbian loses case but wins right to be treated like everybody else; appeals, demanding to be treated different

OC exhibitionist lesbian loses case but wins right to be treated like everybody else; appeals, demanding to be treated different

Orange County, California - Unfamiliar with the let down that being treated just like everybody else is not all that it is cracked up to be, 19-year-old, Charlene Nguon, vowed to file an appeal overturning the results of today's judicial ruling t...

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Funny story: Tehran Lesbians Collective has a right laugh at Ahmadinejad theory

Tehran Lesbians Collective has a right laugh at Ahmadinejad theory

New York - (Ass Mess): The Tehran and Isfahan Lesbians Collective said today that it's had the best laugh of its entire existence after watching Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad tell a New York's Columbia University Medical School dinner...

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Funny story: Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick Reveals Lesbian Incest In New Tell All Book

Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick Reveals Lesbian Incest In New Tell All Book

When Jan Brady said "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia," it was not always to complain about her older sister; sometimes it was pillow talk. Seems "The Brady Bunch" household was not as squeaky clean and wholesome as viewers have been lead to believe over the...

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Funny story: More sexy pics of Vanessa Hudgens appear on the Web; caught playing tonsil-hockey with her 'girlfriend' in hot seductive lesbian poses

More sexy pics of Vanessa Hudgens appear on the Web; caught playing tonsil-hockey with her 'girlfriend' in hot seductive lesbian poses

Cyberspace - As if having naked pictures of her splattered on the Web was not bad enough for the squeaky clean image of Disney's High School Musical 2 sweetheart, Vanessa Hudgens. Now photos of her apparently French kissing one girlfriend, smacking l...

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Funny story: Gay/Lesbian group pleads with Britney: Get back into the Closet or stay a Breeder, please!

Gay/Lesbian group pleads with Britney: Get back into the Closet or stay a Breeder, please!

Hollywood, California - With the recent rumored sexual romp with her assistant, Shannon Funk, Britney is now facing allegations regarding her sexual reorientation, which has a Gay/Lesbian group pleading with her to go back into the 'closet' o...

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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears Says It Was Only Skinnydipping, Not Lesbian Sex

Naked Britney Spears Says It Was Only Skinnydipping, Not Lesbian Sex

Britney Spears, accused of being a lesbian by OK! Magazine, says that she was only skinnydipping in a pool with a former female assistant. "Yeah," said the Pop tart. "we was both naked in the water. She only had her arms around me cuz we was in the...

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Funny story: Britney Spears "Outed" by Magazine Claiming She's A Lesbian

Britney Spears "Outed" by Magazine Claiming She's A Lesbian

Pop tart Britney Spears has been outed by a recent Hollywood magazine that claims the singer/former mousketeer/troubled divorcee is gay. The magazine shows a cover picture of a topless Britney in a swimming pool with another woman hugging her around...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell to Replace Bob Barker as The Price Is Right Host

Rosie O'Donnell to Replace Bob Barker as The Price Is Right Host

Retiring host Bob Barker has hand selected Rosie O'Donnell to replace him as the new hostess of The Price is Right. Rosie recently left The View as a co-hostess after having repeated problems with the other stars.

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Funny story: Lesbian scare tempts wrath of Allah

Lesbian scare tempts wrath of Allah

LONDON-- The Guardian online news source is apologizing today after a typo in a recent headline set off a flurry of anger and confusion during a tense time in Northern Lebanon yesterday. Muslim clerics and Palestinian leaders were in an uproar ove...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Gets to Be a Grandparent

Donald Trump Gets to Be a Grandparent

Donald Trump is happy to slip into his new roll as a Grandpa. This weekend, his son and daughter in law presented him with his first grandchild in New York City.

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Funny story: Actress Natalie Portman Comes Out of Closet, Admits Bi-Sexuality

Actress Natalie Portman Comes Out of Closet, Admits Bi-Sexuality

Actress Natalie Portman came out of the closet and admitted that there is nothing wrong with making yourself available sexually to the "other half of the population." Though she did not admit openly to having a relationship with another female, sh...

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Funny story: Probe Into Justice Firings, Missing Emails, Hunt For Bin Laden, 2008 Election Postponed Due To Shootings - Cheney, Lesbian Daughter Found With Smoking Gun

Probe Into Justice Firings, Missing Emails, Hunt For Bin Laden, 2008 Election Postponed Due To Shootings - Cheney, Lesbian Daughter Found With Smoking Gun

(Blacksburg, VA) -- In the wake of the most tragic one-event shooting of innocent American students since the Vietnam War, as well as the coldest and most blustery April on record, US Attorney Generalisimo Alberto VO5 Gonzales, the last non-resigned...

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Funny story: LGBT/GT/SGIQ Protests Added Letters to Minority Groups Name

LGBT/GT/SGIQ Protests Added Letters to Minority Groups Name

There seems to be no end to the letters signifying new and newly emerging sexual orientation and identifiers.

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