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Funny story: Lady Gaga to wear Meatloaf for Halloween, maybe even sing duet with him.

Lady Gaga to wear Meatloaf for Halloween, maybe even sing duet with him.

You have to laugh don't you? If not, you just go "BAT CRAP CRAZY" Well that's what my old uncle, Sarsaparilla McPrunejuice, used to say but then again, he was a few Mini-Kiev's short of a buffet table, if you catch my drift, not unlike Ms Gaga, who s...

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Funny story: NY Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

NY Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

At a recent press conference at which the owners of the New York Mets announced that they were giving the team manager a walk, they also explained that they were pursuing an entirely new managerial strategy. They will hire a female for the job.

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Funny story: Lady Gaga's Hair Dress Included Some Off Her Own Private Parts!

Lady Gaga's Hair Dress Included Some Off Her Own Private Parts!

Insiders who were near Lady Gaga after she recently switched from her meat dress to her hair dress overheard her telling others that the hair dress included some of her own. "I want to see if the People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals protest...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Will Appear At An Unusual Benefit For Gays At Portland, Maine's Snowman Tech University

Lady Gaga Will Appear At An Unusual Benefit For Gays At Portland, Maine's Snowman Tech University

PORTLAND, Maine - The singer with the redundant name Lady Gaga will be appearing on the Snowman Tech University campus in Portland to be the featured speaker at a gay rally to shed light on the problem of gays in the military not being allowed to wea...

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Funny story: Al Quada Names Lady Ga Ga as Supreme Leader

Al Quada Names Lady Ga Ga as Supreme Leader

Kabloom, Afganistan - Al Quaeda and Taliban members have recently hit upon difficulty in getting members to believe in the alledged audio tapes of Osama Bin Ladin. The upshot is they are becoming less and less inspiring to recruits, especially the yo...

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Funny story: UPDATE: Lady Gaga "I've Got Even More Meat Under This Dress!"

UPDATE: Lady Gaga "I've Got Even More Meat Under This Dress!"

After making a statement with her meat dress at the MTV Video Music Awards, Lady GaGa is being pelted by animal rights dweebs for her performance. Animal rights dorks issued a statement saying "no matter how beautifully it is presented, flesh from...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus nips out to the deli, looking for a Gaga meatkini

Miley Cyrus nips out to the deli, looking for a Gaga meatkini

Miley Cyrus proves she is definitely not a shy wall flower as she pops out at the deli wearing a see through vest, allegedly looking for some dead animal flesh fabrications to turn into a party frock for Saturday night. The 17-year-old singer, who...

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Funny story: Lady GaGa's Meat Dress Had One Piece Not From The Butcher

Lady GaGa's Meat Dress Had One Piece Not From The Butcher

On MTV Awards night, Lady GaGa wore an authentic meat dress & slippers but there was one part that was different. Always trying to outdo her fellow performers, the Lady had to go some to outfreak the freaks. This has lead many of them to criti...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Gets 'Deli Order' Tweet From Senate Leader Harry Reid

Lady Gaga Gets 'Deli Order' Tweet From Senate Leader Harry Reid

HOLLYWOOD, CA - In addition to setting the fashion world on fire with her meat dress and plowing down some records on her way to eight VMA wins on Sunday night, Lady Gaga also got some serious business done. The singer, who marched down the white...

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Funny story: Lady GaGa looking for Potatoes

Lady GaGa looking for Potatoes

Singing the lyrics of 'All That Meat & No Potatoes' Lady GaGa was excited by the advances of England's ball man Wayne Rooney who was on the lookout for a bit of fresh chicken. The Lady was dressed in pigs chops and cow's udders and looked a st...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga meat helmet, inspired by "The Stig"

Lady Gaga meat helmet, inspired by "The Stig"

First there was the meatkini, then there was the meat dress, now Lady Gaga has come up trumps with a freshly, flesh formed, fashionable fedora. The meat helmet. The pop songbird will be showing everyone her meaty helmet in a new video and also...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga: It's What's For Dinner; Singer Makes Statement About Compassion For Gays By Wearing a Dead Cow.

Lady Gaga: It's What's For Dinner; Singer Makes Statement About Compassion For Gays By Wearing a Dead Cow.

Superfamous Fag-Hag Lady Gaga gave a primer on the intersection of sexual violence and meat imagery, and made a bold statement about compassion for gays by wearing the remains of a murdered cow to the Video Music Awards Sunday. "America treats gay...

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Funny story: Sharon Osborne's Dog Attacks Lady Gaga at VMA Award Show

Sharon Osborne's Dog Attacks Lady Gaga at VMA Award Show

Sharon Osborne, wife of legendary heavy metal frontman Ozzie Osborne, never goes anywhere without her pooch, Puddles, a Pomeranian. So it goes without saying that when she showed up on the red carpet for the VMA's Sunday night, she had Puddles in her...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga's First Roast Takes Place Hours after VMA Awards Show

Lady Gaga's First Roast Takes Place Hours after VMA Awards Show

VMA Awards Show after-parties were taking place at various venues throughout Los Angeles, but by far the most popular featured a roast of Lady Gaga. "We had gotten wind of her meat dress from Katy Perry a few hours before the awards show," said Co...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Meat dress now available at your local butchers

Lady Gaga Meat dress now available at your local butchers

Lady Gaga, who got a roasting recently for wearing a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue, also wore a raw meat dress at a music awards ceremony. According to one source, the thinking is, if they got that upset and it caused that much news just for...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest

Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest

Lady Gaga has almost completed an on-line course to become a priest, capable of marrying homosexual couples at her concerts. As a devout Catholic, this has angered the Roman Catholic church in two regards. "First off," said bishop Lee Basher, a...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Meat Bikini Fuels Jewish Protests

Lady Gaga Meat Bikini Fuels Jewish Protests

Thousands of Jews have taken to the streets across Israel, with some threatening to attack US bases over Lady Gaga's bikini made of cold cuts. A crowd, estimated at 10,000 by a government official, poured out of temples into the streets of Jerusal...

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