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Funny story: Engagement for Bella on Beltane at Twilight

Engagement for Bella on Beltane at Twilight

Kristen Stewart is set to get engaged to Twilight, co-star Robert Pattinson, on the 30th April at Twilight. The 30th April, known as Beltane is the Eve of Mayday and is every bit as important on a witches calendar as Halloween. Kristen who play...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Kicked To The Curb

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Kicked To The Curb

There's no getting away from Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart these days. Wherever you go, whatever you do, they just keep cropping up again and again like some particularly malignant growth. Open a newspaper, they're there. Robert looking mea...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart will be crowned May Queen at Walpurgis Night rave

Kristen Stewart will be crowned May Queen at Walpurgis Night rave

London - (Maypole): The countdown to Saturday's Pagan New Year's Day sees the Twilight star invited to a Walpurgis Night rave high up on London's Hampstead Heath. Not to be outdone by Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Cordelia Chase being crowned May Que...

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Funny story: X-37b Spy Plane Exposes R-Patz and K-Stew Scandal during 'Operation Twigate'

X-37b Spy Plane Exposes R-Patz and K-Stew Scandal during 'Operation Twigate'

The American Military had no idea what secrets its orbital spy plane, X-37b, would reveal but the multi billion dollar program has solved the dating enigma of Twilight stars Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson. The mini shuttle was launched last we...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Want To Make "Ash-Aid" Single With The Pope

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Want To Make "Ash-Aid" Single With The Pope

Popular Twilight star-crossed vampyre lovers Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart seem about to make a grand gesture to help the many poor people who have suffered in the recent eruption of icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajökull, according to a source cl...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Top of the Hits

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Top of the Hits

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart get more hits on the internet, than anyone else in the entertainment industry, which is a mystery because the Movie, Twilight, that caused their rise to stardom is average at best but there seems to have been a...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Kate Winslet and the Merkin

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Kate Winslet and the Merkin

It was while they were spending a relaxing long weekend at their bohemian flat in Much Wenlock in Shropshire recently, that Twilight duo, the elegantly wasted and sexily ashen couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, had the fashion idea that le...

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Funny story: Sting, David Bowie, Elton John, Kristen Stewart And Freddie Mercury's Ghost Go Looking For Robert Pattinson On The Moon.

Sting, David Bowie, Elton John, Kristen Stewart And Freddie Mercury's Ghost Go Looking For Robert Pattinson On The Moon.

When Robert Pattinson found himself stranded on the moon last week, he must have held out little hope of rescue, and even less hope of finding Dorothy hiding behind a wheelie bin over the rainbow. But thanks to advances in technology, and the incr...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Ate My Baby Wabbit!

Kristen Stewart Ate My Baby Wabbit!

Backlash. Wow! It seems like the stars of the Twilight saga are really being hammered by an internet hate campaign, probably launched by sad individuals who are sick and tired of hearing about Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner a...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart wants to be Dorothy

Kristen Stewart wants to be Dorothy

Kristen Stewart wants to be Dorothy, in the Wizard of Oz, but has no chance of that happening in the West End Musical, in London, that is being done by Andrew Lloyd Webber, the weirdest man that ever appeared on television. Thousands of girls orig...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart in General Election Sensation

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart in General Election Sensation

A Market Research company has discovered that Robert Pattinson, or Kristen Stewart, would win in an election if they stood against Brown,Cameron, & Clegg, and if the poll was taken only for the 18-25 years of age group they would win by a landsli...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Norris McWhirter and the Eohippus Quest

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Norris McWhirter and the Eohippus Quest

Gaunt, enigmatic, sexually-charged Twilight couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been looking high and low for a suitable pet, a source close to the Daily Effluent told me yesterday. Unfortunately, their search was diligent but fruit...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson Engaged for: 'Dances With Werewolves'

Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson Engaged for: 'Dances With Werewolves'

Taking full advantage of their type casting Hollywood's favorite couple has signed up to do the remake of Kevin Costner's best film. 'Dances With Werewolves' has Rob playing Lieutenant John Goodbar who is turned by a vampire on a civil war battle...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart conned in Volcanic Dust storm

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart conned in Volcanic Dust storm

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been involved in the case of a conman Freddy the Fraudster, from Fakenham. Pattinson likes buying unusual presents so he bought Kristen, a jar of Volcanic Ash from Iceland, which he bought from Freddy. E...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Sandra Bullock, Cheryl Cole, and Kerry Katona To Star in "Titanic 3 - What Blimey Iceberg?"

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Sandra Bullock, Cheryl Cole, and Kerry Katona To Star in "Titanic 3 - What Blimey Iceberg?"

LONDON - Noted Italian producer Bellanino Terrabini has announced that he will begin filming on his latest ocean going epic, Titanic 3 - What Blimey Iceberg? in late May. Terrabini says that he is really looking forward to working with one of the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Proposes To Kristen Stewart Again

Robert Pattinson Proposes To Kristen Stewart Again

A Hollywood insider has informed us that Twilight star Robert Pattinson popped the question to co-star Kristen Stewart just last night - the 17th time he's proposed this week. It appears that K-Stew, currently rumored to be suffering from a severe...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Enraged

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Enraged

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, are really enraged about the stories on the internet about them. Pattinson is particularly annoyed about Spoof writers Colonel Juan, Skoob and Spectrum and made it clear this morning that he is after their bloo...

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