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Funny story: The Kardashian Christmas Carol

The Kardashian Christmas Carol

Sung to the tune of "God Rest ye Merry Gentlemen" God rest Merry Kardashians On Christmas we must say, You sound like four old cackling hens In constant disarray. Reality TV was great, Till you became cliché. Butt implants, Botox and breasts deployed. We jumped for joy. Oh, butt implants, Botox and breasts deployed. Momma Kris is family pimp "Their pictures for a price" The...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Appears on "The View" and Still Insists That She Will Not Be Returning Any of Her Wedding Gifts Including The Thoroughbred Racehorse

Kim Kardashian Appears on "The View" and Still Insists That She Will Not Be Returning Any of Her Wedding Gifts Including The Thoroughbred Racehorse

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian recently made a guest appearance on The View and was drilled pretty good by Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg regarding her wedding gifts. Behar began the conversation by asking, "So tell me Kimmy, married anyone latel...

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Funny story: Kardashians Sign Deal for Survivor 25 - Death Valley

Kardashians Sign Deal for Survivor 25 - Death Valley

Already setting up in the harsh desert of Death Valley, the Kardashian family with their less than photogenic accompaniment of husbands arrived unscathed at their central campsite to begin season 25 of the Survivor television series. Emotional fi...

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Funny story: Kardashian Sisters Release New Christmas CD

Kardashian Sisters Release New Christmas CD

Not to be outdone by the Christmas CD releases by Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber, the Kardashian sisters have rushed their own collection of holiday classics to stores in time for the last minute shopping rush. Featuring the three reality show cel...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Will Be Starring In Her Own Reality Game Show Called "Okay So Who Wants To Be My Next Hubby?"

Kim Kardashian Will Be Starring In Her Own Reality Game Show Called "Okay So Who Wants To Be My Next Hubby?"

LOS ANGELES - The word out of Tinsel Town is that the Bravo Network has several producers already working out the final details for the latest reality show from the B Network. Network Director of New Shows Axton P. Splitboro, 43, informed the ente...

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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Round 3 - Ding Ding!

Rosie O'Donnell Round 3 - Ding Ding!

NEW YORK CITY - Famous celebrity, comedian talk show host Rosie O'Donnell should be even more famous for her persistency in her love life. Yes, it is true, after only two failed marriages, she declared her engagement to Michelle Rounds. In the ma...

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Funny story: NBA Suspends Kim Kardashian From All Contact With Players: David Stern Calls Her "Serial Screen Scratcher"

NBA Suspends Kim Kardashian From All Contact With Players: David Stern Calls Her "Serial Screen Scratcher"

NEW YORK - NBA Commissioner David Stern today suspended Kim Kardashian from future contact with any NBA basketball player currently under contract with one of the teams making up the league. Calling Kardashian a "serial screen scratcher" who pre...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Calls Kris Humphries the Gay Divorcée

Kim Kardashian Calls Kris Humphries the Gay Divorcée

Pretty at the wedding, ugly at the divorce court may be the future of Kim Kardashian. Fred and Ginger made a movie called The Gay Divorcée, but Kris and Kim don't dance unless it is the twostep. Her dearly departed husband calls her out for duping...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Caught with Yogi Bear

Kim Kardashian Caught with Yogi Bear

Two days after her husband, Kris Humphries, caught his wife Kim Kardashian, her sister Kourtney and several of their female friends in his home with a bare Yogi, who was doing whatever it is that a bare yogi does, Kris Humphries walked into his house...

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Funny story: Daniel Craig's James Bond Girl no. 23 is Kim Kardashian

Daniel Craig's James Bond Girl no. 23 is Kim Kardashian

The 23rd James Bond film 'Skyfall' is scheduled to open just before next year's Presidential election and the pre film publicity machine is already in full gear with James Bond 21, 22 and 23 Daniel Craig blasting Bond Girl 23 Kim Kardashian and the o...

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Funny story: Mariah Carey and Michael Buble Hire Gloria Allred To Force Kim Kardashian To Return All of Her Wedding Gifts

Mariah Carey and Michael Buble Hire Gloria Allred To Force Kim Kardashian To Return All of Her Wedding Gifts

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Noted singers Michael Buble and Mariah Carey have both come out as saying that Kim Kardashian should be ashamed of herself for tricking the entire world into believing that her recent wedding to NBA lockout player Kris Humphries was...

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Funny story: Kris Humphries, Marc Anthony, and Jim Carrey To Star In The New Reality Show 'Celebrity Guys Who Did Not Want To Get Divorced'

Kris Humphries, Marc Anthony, and Jim Carrey To Star In The New Reality Show 'Celebrity Guys Who Did Not Want To Get Divorced'

LOS ANGELES - The Epitome Network has just announced that they will soon begin filming a new reality show about famous males whose wives filed for divorce. The show titled Celebrity Guys Who Did Not Want To Get Divorced is the brain child of Danci...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says That She Will Definitely Not Be Returning Any of The Wedding Gifts

Kim Kardashian Says That She Will Definitely Not Be Returning Any of The Wedding Gifts

BEVERLY HILLS - According to Kim Kardashian's hair stylist FuFi Fondue the reality show maven and blushing bride of 72 days has made it abundantly clear that the wedding presents will not be returned to their rightful owners. Kimmy, as Carson Kres...

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Funny story: Modern Warfare 3 Traps; Beware the Kardashian IED

Modern Warfare 3 Traps; Beware the Kardashian IED

Hot on the heels of recently announced cheats and hidden super weapons for MW3 including barber shop head trimmers and the Dangerfield gas weapon, gamers have also found several traps that lure your shooter into an unrecoverable situation, the most n...

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Funny story: NASA Renames YU55 Asteroid to Kardashian-31

NASA Renames YU55 Asteroid to Kardashian-31

Taking advantage of previously released news events and an internet search frenzy that mixed YU55 asteroid news with a Kim Kardashian doctor visit, NASA has decided to take advantage of the added publicity by changing the name of the asteroid to Kard...

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Funny story: Kardashian's Doctor Warns of Asteroids around Kim's Uranus

Kardashian's Doctor Warns of Asteroids around Kim's Uranus

Reportedly looking for alternate ways to still play the victim and stay in the press over the Kris Humphries breakup, Kim Kardashian's personal trainer Sven Glutsen says that the family doctor has recommended that Kim come in for a sexually transmitt...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Helps Justin Bieber Prepare for DNA Test

Kim Kardashian Helps Justin Bieber Prepare for DNA Test

Kim Kardashian and her friend Justin Bieber are both involved in litigation. It is unclear if the matters can be settled before tomorrow when the asteroid YU 55 splits the Earth in two and sends us all hurtling into a gigantic black hole but the ques...

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