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Funny story: Jamie Bulger killer is offered role of Peter Pan because he loves children so much!

Jamie Bulger killer is offered role of Peter Pan because he loves children so much!

The child killer of Jamie Bulger was released from prison, given a new identity and he promised never to be a "bad boy" again. Jon Venables it seems never grew up and has shown his love of children by downloading slightly dubious images from kiddi...

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Funny story: Financially Strapped Families Turning Kids Into Meal Tickets on Reality TV

Financially Strapped Families Turning Kids Into Meal Tickets on Reality TV

What is it about opportunistic dads (and moms) who see their kids not so much as a mouth to feed but as a meal ticket out of poverty? First there was Falcon Heene, the 6-year old boy whom his father, Richard Heene wanted everyone to believe was trapped in a mylar space ship floating perilously above the earth last October sometimes reaching heights of 7,000 feet. When the balloon touched ground...

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Funny story: Military Regimen Begins Next Fall for School Age Children

Military Regimen Begins Next Fall for School Age Children

While Michelle Obama's attempts to get children at an early age on the right path to good diet and exercise habits is a step in the right direction, it simply is not enough to stem the tide of childhood obesity claims Marine General, Jackson "Jarhead...

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Funny story: Crying Babies Added To No Fly List says FAA

Crying Babies Added To No Fly List says FAA

Great news for travelers who enjoy flying. The FAA announced Wednesday that crying babies or children that appear irritable will no longer be allowed to board domestic flights. "We have counseled with Homeland Security and in an effort to accommo...

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Funny story: Obama Administration to Pay Children Not to Eat Desert

Obama Administration to Pay Children Not to Eat Desert

WASHINGTON, DC - Economic incentives to provide inexpensive healthy food and better educational performance of 70 immediate steps that can reduce U.S. childhood obesity and provide better grades, a White House task force recommended in a report on Tu...

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Funny story: Kids' Medications Recalled, Kiddie Rehab Booms

Kids' Medications Recalled, Kiddie Rehab Booms

The recent recall of an assortment of drugs (many of them pain medications) for children means that a lot of babies and kids have been suddenly forced to deal with their addiction problems. Not wanting to go cold turkey, they are seeking other alte...

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Funny story: Smacking children and yelling at them is 'Verboten'

Smacking children and yelling at them is 'Verboten'

Well, the Ministry of Discipline is taking away the rights of adults to 'fairly' discipline children in their charge. Out go: the slaps on the wrists, the smack on the bum, the whack across the head. In comes: genteel talking, reasoning with children as young as 9 months. Out go: groundings for a week, sitting on the 'naughty' step and losing privileges of playing video games. In come...

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Funny story: Children-allergy medicines recalled; panicked adults allergic to children visit ERs & immunization centers in record numbers

Children-allergy medicines recalled; panicked adults allergic to children visit ERs & immunization centers in record numbers

A voluntary recall has been issued for more than 40 over-the-counter drugs intended for protection against the toxic byproducts of children, including Tylenol and Motrin, because they don't meet quality standards. "This recall is not being underta...

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Funny story: Ban on Smacking Kids Backfires. 70,000 Hoodies Raise Hell in London

Ban on Smacking Kids Backfires. 70,000 Hoodies Raise Hell in London

The recent decision to ban 'smacking' of children in the UK has turned London into a hellhole of mischief. The call for the ban was a knee jerk reaction to the recent court case where a teacher beat the cuff out of a student with a dumbbell after...

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Funny story: Government drops voting age to zero

Government drops voting age to zero

In a desperate attempt to attract new voters, the Government has decided to allow babies and young children to vote as well. Ballot papers will be posted through the vagina of pregnant women along with election communication to allow babies to co...

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Funny story: 10-year old sues government for IVF refusal

10-year old sues government for IVF refusal

10-year old Luce Knickers has today announced that she is suing the Government over their refusal to allow her IVF treatment. Ms Knickers said,"it is terribly unfair and discriminatory. All my friends have babies and council houses and I have bee...

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Funny story: The Chuckle Brothers Children Conundrum

The Chuckle Brothers Children Conundrum

Children's entertainers The Chuckle Brothers, alias Paul & Barry Chuckle, have been on television, for twenty one years and they tour the country with their stage shows every year. Although their slapstick comedy is mainly for children some of...

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Funny story: Achtung! a non-election sensation: TV is bad for children!

Achtung! a non-election sensation: TV is bad for children!

This sensational piece of scientific evidence has just been released and is traumatising parents already, especially in the UK and US. TV is bad for children, it has been confirmed and parents who push the button on a 7.00AM and turn it off at 00.

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Funny story: Microsoft develops a new phone for babies

Microsoft develops a new phone for babies

Microsoft is trying to boost its mobile phone sales by developing phones for babies. The new phone, called the Cryphone has been developed so that babies will be able to communicate with their parents far more easily. The phone will use brand new...

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Funny story: Ask a 5 year old boy, they never lie...

Ask a 5 year old boy, they never lie...

Question: What is more fun for you, going to school or being with your brothers and sisters? 5 year old boy: I really like going to school, but my brothers and sisters are fun too! Question: Do you know who our president is? 5 year old boy: Yes, He is Barak Obama, a weakling south-sider Chicagoan who rose to power through the dirty dealing of Daly's political machine. Question: What wo...

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Funny story: Toddler's behaviour calls science into question

Toddler's behaviour calls science into question

The scientific community was rocked yesterday by claims that the world may not revolve around the sun as previously thought and may in fact revolve around two-year-old Molly Jones from Little Clarendon Street, Oxford. Professor David Jones of Oxfo...

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Funny story: Human Illegitimacy Now at 30% in UK But Ministers Propose "Competency' Exam for Potential Dog Owners!

Human Illegitimacy Now at 30% in UK But Ministers Propose "Competency' Exam for Potential Dog Owners!

Despite unwed mothers littering the landscape with bastards doomed to grow up without parental guidance and family discipline, UK ministers have decided to turn their attention to dog owners, proposing 'competency' exams similar to 'driving theory t...

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