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Funny story: Married only one day and Prince William sleeps with a commoner

Married only one day and Prince William sleeps with a commoner

In a shock revelation that shocked the world into shock, it was revealed that newly-married Prince William spent his first night of marriage with a commoner. Dave Filth, reporter at large - well he is 32 stone in weight - revealed the sordid facts...

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Funny story: WTF with the itsy-bitsy white angora cardie, Kate?

WTF with the itsy-bitsy white angora cardie, Kate?

London - The world of haute couture is gobsmacked: Kate's white, five grand evening dress topped off 'like a blob of sugarpaste icing on a ubiquitous fairy cake' - by a jaw-dropping fluffy angora cardie. "It's a classic anorexic/bulimic style-bibl...

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Funny story: Royal Kiss Analysis: Bomb, no Spark!

Royal Kiss Analysis: Bomb, no Spark!

London - Was the kiss worth the wait? Was it sincere? Was it a Frenchie? According to most viewers it was none of the above. "It was downright pithy if ask me," said Nora Higbie in an annoyed tone, "If I couldn't muster more passion than that I mi...

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Funny story: Ohhhh Nooo! Kate Middleton turns out to be… a Guy!

Ohhhh Nooo! Kate Middleton turns out to be… a Guy!

In a real shocker, it was discovered that after trying to consummate the Royal Marriage between Prince William and his new bride, Catherine Middleton, that Middleton was not a woman after all! Just another guy dressed in drag. A stunned Prince Wi...

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Funny story: Duke of Cambridge's elevation sparks Fenland conflagration

Duke of Cambridge's elevation sparks Fenland conflagration

Prince William's appointment as Duke if Cambridge has pushed East Anglia to the brink of civil war, as the Windsor dynasty's expansion re-ignites ancient feudal rivalries. With Lord Browne of Madingley encamped on the city's west, Baroness Trumpingto...

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Funny story: Kate Shocks Prince William On Their Wedding Night With A Brand New "Bikini Line" Tattoo

Kate Shocks Prince William On Their Wedding Night With A Brand New "Bikini Line" Tattoo

LONDON - Prior to the Royal Wedding Day, Kate Middleton had confided to her sister Pippa that she had a wedding night surprise for William that she knew was going to literally knock his Royal socks off. And reports from Brompton Boxgrove of The Ti...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Says He Wants Pippa Middleton To Replace Rachel Oberlin, The 'Goddess' That Dumped Him

Charlie Sheen Says He Wants Pippa Middleton To Replace Rachel Oberlin, The 'Goddess' That Dumped Him

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen, the man of half a dozen nicknames including "Space Cadet" has revealed that he wants Kate Middleton's sister Pippa to replace Rachel "Bree" Oberlin who dumped him earlier this week in the capacity of his co-goddess. S...

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Funny story: Will And Kate Talk Baby Names

Will And Kate Talk Baby Names

London, England - The happy couple revealed they've already picked out names for their future offspring and can hardly wait to share it with the world. These two are conservative types, but they also are part of a new world and want their chi...

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Funny story: Prince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin

Prince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin

Prince William was unhappy to learn on his wedding night that his bride, Kate Middleton, was not a virgin. From the lobby pub of a local hotel, he complained vocally to other drinkers about his wedding night blues. He told one one group of men wi...

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Funny story: 'Anonymous' £113m EuroMillions jackpot winner 'rumored to be Kate's father Michael Middleton'

'Anonymous' £113m EuroMillions jackpot winner 'rumored to be Kate's father Michael Middleton'

London - Secrecy shrouds the identity of last October's staggering EuroMillions jackpot ticket-holder who plumped for anonimity when trousering the dosh. But the rumor was all the rage inside Buckingham Palace's gilded walls this afternoon as gues...

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Funny story: Media coverage of the Royal Wedding "adequate"

Media coverage of the Royal Wedding "adequate"

The television coverage of the Royal Wedding began five hours prior to the wedding, and continued for the rest of the day across just about every channel. Such was the scrabbling for angles that hadn't already been covered that the channels were s...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Invites Rescinded

Royal Wedding Invites Rescinded

Behind the scenes drama threatened the Royal Wedding today with the news that some guests' invitations were withdrawn at the last minute on the grounds that it would have been "inappropriate for them to attend". The Uruguayan Ambassador to the UK...

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Funny story: Unofficial Royal Wedding Live Feed Schedule Released By Donald Trump

Unofficial Royal Wedding Live Feed Schedule Released By Donald Trump

London - With the wedding bells all but rung, many are wondering when Kate Middleton and Prince William will get down to brass tacks. While many think the Honeymoon Night has been completely hidden, I was there when Donald Trump today divulged he has...

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Funny story: Kate mucks up marriage vows, marries Prince Phillip by mistake and becomes William's step grandmother - ma'am is furious

Kate mucks up marriage vows, marries Prince Phillip by mistake and becomes William's step grandmother - ma'am is furious

In a right royal debacle, Kate Middleton messed up her marriage vows, taking the name of her would-be father-in-law Prince Phillip instead of her fiancé Prince William. The Archbishop of Canterbury, who was performing the ceremony, continued, hop...

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Funny story: Prince William and Catherine Middleton Vow Not to Take Lovers for Maybe Five to Ten Years in Elaborate Multi Million Dollar Ceremony

Prince William and Catherine Middleton Vow Not to Take Lovers for Maybe Five to Ten Years in Elaborate Multi Million Dollar Ceremony

London - A television audience anticipated to be in the hundreds of millions from across the civilized world tuned in today to play a part in the lavish royal marriage of Prince William and his beautiful bride Catherine Middleton. The ceremony, p...

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Funny story: Depression Sets In For Royal Wedding Followers

Depression Sets In For Royal Wedding Followers

A massive depression has set in for followers of the Royal wedding this Friday in London. Onlookers and spectators alike, some queuing for days along the planned route, have begun to accept the grim realisation that it will all be for a split seco...

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Funny story: Shock Royal Wedding Revelation - William Wants To Marry Kate Because She Looks Like Kristen Stewart!

Shock Royal Wedding Revelation - William Wants To Marry Kate Because She Looks Like Kristen Stewart!

Reports filtering through the bilge pumps suggest that the real reason Prince William was attracted to Kate Middleton is that she bears more than a passing resemblance to 'Twilight' star Kristen Stewart. Especially in 'New Moon.' Sources told u...

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