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Funny story: Zac Efron and Scarlett Johansson Caught Necking Just Below The Big "Hollywood" Sign

Zac Efron and Scarlett Johansson Caught Necking Just Below The Big "Hollywood" Sign

HOLLYWOOD - The national news program Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that unnamed reliable inside sources saw Zac Efron and Scarlett Johansson involved in what can best be described as an erotic passion clutch. The couple was spotted in a 2009...

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Funny story: Hill Street's Back, And If It's Tuesday, Then Robert De Niro Is Ready For His Close-Up, Mr. DeSkoobMille

Hill Street's Back, And If It's Tuesday, Then Robert De Niro Is Ready For His Close-Up, Mr. DeSkoobMille

HOLLYWOOD - In what appears to be an altogether typical career move, two time Academy Award-winning actor-like legend Robert De Niro formally announced today his desire to participate in any way, shape, or form in the upcoming, new and improved, big screen edition of the legendary 1980's TV cop drama, "Hill Street Blues." According to inside sources (either affiliated with the not yet up and ru...

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Funny story: Hollywood Archeologists Shocked After Discovering 'Mummy Hef" Alive in Playboy Mansion!

Hollywood Archeologists Shocked After Discovering 'Mummy Hef" Alive in Playboy Mansion!

Archeologists doing research for the History Channel's newest reality show, "Sex After Death', were shocked to find the Pajama Wrapped remains of Playboy Mogul Hugh Hefner still kicking around the Hollywood Mansion and preparing for his latest weddin...

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Funny story: Hollywood Almost Remakes Itself Too Seriously: The 10 Best Not Made (or Permanently Shelved) No Way/No How Cinematic Do-Overs of 2010

Hollywood Almost Remakes Itself Too Seriously: The 10 Best Not Made (or Permanently Shelved) No Way/No How Cinematic Do-Overs of 2010

HOLLYWOOD - In a somewhat bold attempt to break from what has become something of an all too typical would-be-not-so-critical, traditional end of the year, grab bag-like, catch basin affair of sorts, L.A. based journalist, Patterson Dorsey, has apparently seen fit to carry out the rather misguided chore of offering up a sort of wag of the dog (gently) salute to those would-be treasured cinematic g...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Attempts to Break the "Sixth Wall"

Brad Pitt Attempts to Break the "Sixth Wall"

The traditional view of theater is that three walls surround the actors (or "players" as they are sometimes called) while an invisible "fourth wall" separates the characters from the audience. There is also the notion of a "fifth wall" that repres...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan In Rehab Rampage Rummaging for Cat Nip!

Lindsay Lohan In Rehab Rampage Rummaging for Cat Nip!

Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood's most confused former teen idol, was said to have gone on a rampage whilst still undergoing rehab in one of Beverly Hill's most exclusive get aways for wayward souls. According to an inside source, the clinic, said to be...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Backs Out of Lead in Remake of "Splendor in the Grass" After Learning It's a Love Story, Not a Drug Story!

Lindsay Lohan Backs Out of Lead in Remake of "Splendor in the Grass" After Learning It's a Love Story, Not a Drug Story!

Dina Lohan, the controlling behind the scenes Mother from Hell, said she was furious after learning that daughter Lindsay had refused to sign the contract for the lead in the remake of "Splendor in the Grass" that had helped Natalie Wood shoot to sta...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Scribe Shocked to Learn 1937 Film "Wee Willie Winkie" Features Shirley Temple and has Nothing to do with the Eponymous Scottish Nursery Rhyme

TheSpoof.com Scribe Shocked to Learn 1937 Film "Wee Willie Winkie" Features Shirley Temple and has Nothing to do with the Eponymous Scottish Nursery Rhyme

Neighbors of an irregular TheSpoof.com contributor abruptly saw their world of peace and quiet come to an end this morning with staccato shouting: "What the feck? Shirley Temple as Wee Willie Winkie? And it takes place in Colonial India? You ha...

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Funny story: Burnley to be used in new film about 9/11

Burnley to be used in new film about 9/11

Burnley in Lancashire, England, is the unlikely setting for a new film about the 9/11 terrorist attack on the twin towers. "We were looking for a desolate deprived location," said the film's location manager, Harry "Mac" Nostril. "Burnley is perfe...

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Funny story: Marriage Counselor To The Stars Admits He's Full Of Shit!

Marriage Counselor To The Stars Admits He's Full Of Shit!

Dr. Lloyd Wayne Smith, the so-called marriage counselor to the stars and who recently retired, admitted he got his diploma from a paper mill. "But it was a high-quality paper mill", he stated today on NBC. "I did my best for all those couples I li...

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Funny story: Hollywood to Hollyweird, Group Rallies For Change

Hollywood to Hollyweird, Group Rallies For Change

A group of concerned Hollywood citizens are getting together and having meetings in regards to changing the city name from Hollywood to Hollyweird. The reason for the requested change stemmes from the regulars that hang on Hollywood Blvd. For exa...

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Funny story: Fickle Public Requires Celebrities to Chew and Spit Out to Survive

Fickle Public Requires Celebrities to Chew and Spit Out to Survive

LOS ANGELES & LONDON - New protests in the media capitals of the world crying for new celebrities have risen. Crowds amassed in Hollywood and London TV/Film studios, demanding new celebrities to build-up and break down. The public, who have...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Host Hollywood Halloween Sex Party?

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Host Hollywood Halloween Sex Party?

According to Skoob Entertainment News Hollywood correspondent, Brick McMuffin, the hottest ticket in town this week is for a themed Halloween party at a rented mansion in a secret location, high in the Hollywood Hills. Hosted by Twilight triumvira...

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Funny story: Danny Dyer To Play Pixie In New Movie Project

Danny Dyer To Play Pixie In New Movie Project

Faux-hardnut and ponce, Danny Dyer, is to star in a movie about wizards and mystical, magical happenings. The screenplay, a direct cash-in on the whole Harry Potter theme, was written by a team of bored writers in Hollywood looking to make a quick...

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Funny story: Profuse Pubic Hair Making A Comeback

Profuse Pubic Hair Making A Comeback

It's official - males all over the world, having grown weary of Brazilian waxed women are becoming increasingly disgruntled about the paucity of pubic hair and are demanding a return to the good old days of the hairy muff. Hairy muffs, once quite...

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Funny story: The Latest Celebrity Craze For Halloween Is Swarovski Pumpkin Seed Vajazzling

The Latest Celebrity Craze For Halloween Is Swarovski Pumpkin Seed Vajazzling

HOLLYWOOD - It is certainly no secret that the celebrities on the Left Coast are always at the forefront of new and different innovations. The Californians led the way in body piercings including body parts such as eyebrows, lips, tongues, nipple...

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Funny story: Hollywood Mourns As Tony Curtis Bows Out - Actor Dies Aged 85

Hollywood Mourns As Tony Curtis Bows Out - Actor Dies Aged 85

Hollywood was in mourning this morning as news filtered through that legend of the silver screen, Tony Curtis has died at the age of 85. Curtis, revered as a Hollywood icon for his roles in such movies as 'Some Like It Hot' and 'The Boston Strangl...

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