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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Answers Mysteries of Series

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Answers Mysteries of Series

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows answers several of the mysteries and questions asked by the other books and movies. In a sneak peek of the newest best seller, this publication learned that several things will be cleared up in the final volume.

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Funny story: Seventh Harry Potter Book shockers

Seventh Harry Potter Book shockers

JK Rowling likes to surprise us, but this surprise may rupture your spinal chords (our terribly mundane readers may consult their dictionaries for this term). Get ready to get the air knocked out of your lungs by the seventh book in the Harry Potter series. Joanne gave a glimpse of the 7th book to our reporter and this is what he has reported.

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Funny story: JK Rowling Lawsuit over Rape Story

JK Rowling Lawsuit over Rape Story

(Crappers) J.K. Rowling today filed a lawsuit on a story about a date Rape hint from The Onion. J.K. Rowling had stated that Harry Potter is a children's book and doesn't appreciate this story. The Onion fakes the voice of J.K. Rowling's...

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Funny story: I Never Really Knew The Old Harry Potter

I Never Really Knew The Old Harry Potter

I never knew the old London, without it's giant ferris wheel, but I imagine it was lovely. But I wanted to tell you why I was here on assignment for TheSpoof.com, and that was to see my old friend Harry Potter.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Ending Revealed By Factory Worker

Harry Potter Ending Revealed By Factory Worker

Los Angeles (Reuterus) Apparently the ending of J.K. Rowling's final book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, could not stay a secret for long.

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Funny story: Harry Potter 7 Secrets Revealed

Harry Potter 7 Secrets Revealed

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is not scheduled for release until mid July. Hackers have been trying to break into the publishing company's computers to get the secrets to the new book, while thieves have tried to break into the building f...

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Funny story: JK Rowling reveals she is a House Elf

JK Rowling reveals she is a House Elf

In a shocking revelation that has taken our literary world by storm, JK Rowling, the author of Harry Potter series has revealed that she is a house elf.

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Funny story: J.K Rowling to Sue Ebay over Plagiarism

J.K Rowling to Sue Ebay over Plagiarism

Top online auction site Ebay has landed itself in serious hot water today after multi-millionaire author J.K Rowling has threatened to sue over plagiarism.

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Funny story: Madeleine McCann To Be Written into Harry Potter Novel

Madeleine McCann To Be Written into Harry Potter Novel

Missing British 4 year old Madeleine McCann will be hurriedly written into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows before its release date next month, J.K Rowling has confirmed today.

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Funny story: Harry Potter and The Sex, Dugs and Rock and Roll

Harry Potter and The Sex, Dugs and Rock and Roll

Millionaire Author JK Rowling shocked fans last night by announcing her plans to "Sex Up" her award winning Harry Potter series.

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Funny story: Harry Potter You're Nicked My Son! - Boy Wizard In Chokey After Bender

Harry Potter You're Nicked My Son! - Boy Wizard In Chokey After Bender

Boy Wizard, Harry Potter, is today waking up in Azkaban having fallen foul of the Hogshead police after a drunken binge to celebrate his quoits victory.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Theme Park to be built on Ancient Indian Burial Site?

Harry Potter Theme Park to be built on Ancient Indian Burial Site?

Orlando, Florida - The Seminole Tribal Council, alleging its sacred ancestral burial grounds will be disturbed, is disputing Universal Studio's proposed future site of the Harry Potter Theme Park. Builders refusing comment, plans for constructio...

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Funny story: Harry Potter In Surprise 8th Book Sensation

Harry Potter In Surprise 8th Book Sensation

Reports on the wires this evening are talking of a sensational new book that's set to take the libraries and bookshops of the world by storm.

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Funny story: Harry Squatter move for JK Rowling theme park

Harry Squatter move for JK Rowling theme park

Orlando, Florida - (Ass Mess): Warner Brothers' latest scam to perpetuate the JK Rowling authorship fraud of the Harry Potter titles has been unvieled in Orlando, Florida.

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Funny story: China Bans Harry Potter Books

China Bans Harry Potter Books

(Crappers China) The Chinese government has declared that Harry Potter is too scary to children and decided to ban the books. Unfortunately the Chinese children will never find out how the series end. Even Harry Potter sites are banned and if you sea...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Has Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Classified Top Secret

J.K. Rowling Has Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Classified Top Secret

(Crappers USA) J.K. Rowling is taking no chances to keep her book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows completely classified as top secret. The American book publisher has bought large acres of land and places it into high security like Area 51, the...

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Funny story: New Harry Potter Film To Be Given Tokyo Premiere

New Harry Potter Film To Be Given Tokyo Premiere

Tokyo is to host the world premiere of the fifth, and hopefully last, in the series of Harry Potter film extravaganzas, The Orders Of Pat Phoenix, on June 28. The city, which is in Japan

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