Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows answers several of the mysteries and questions asked by the other books and movies. In a sneak peek of the newest best seller, this publication learned that several things will be cleared up in the final volume.
JK Rowling likes to surprise us, but this surprise may rupture your spinal chords (our terribly mundane readers may consult their dictionaries for this term). Get ready to get the air knocked out of your lungs by the seventh book in the Harry Potter series. Joanne gave a glimpse of the 7th book to our reporter and this is what he has reported.
(Crappers) J.K. Rowling today filed a lawsuit on a story about a date Rape hint from The Onion. J.K. Rowling had stated that Harry Potter is a children's book and doesn't appreciate this story. The Onion fakes the voice of J.K. Rowling's...
I never knew the old London, without it's giant ferris wheel, but I imagine it was lovely. But I wanted to tell you why I was here on assignment for TheSpoof.com, and that was to see my old friend Harry Potter.
Los Angeles (Reuterus) Apparently the ending of J.K. Rowling's final book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, could not stay a secret for long.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is not scheduled for release until mid July. Hackers have been trying to break into the publishing company's computers to get the secrets to the new book, while thieves have tried to break into the building f...
In a shocking revelation that has taken our literary world by storm, JK Rowling, the author of Harry Potter series has revealed that she is a house elf.
Top online auction site Ebay has landed itself in serious hot water today after multi-millionaire author J.K Rowling has threatened to sue over plagiarism.
Missing British 4 year old Madeleine McCann will be hurriedly written into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows before its release date next month, J.K Rowling has confirmed today.
Millionaire Author JK Rowling shocked fans last night by announcing her plans to "Sex Up" her award winning Harry Potter series.
Boy Wizard, Harry Potter, is today waking up in Azkaban having fallen foul of the Hogshead police after a drunken binge to celebrate his quoits victory.
Orlando, Florida - The Seminole Tribal Council, alleging its sacred ancestral burial grounds will be disturbed, is disputing Universal Studio's proposed future site of the Harry Potter Theme Park. Builders refusing comment, plans for constructio...
Reports on the wires this evening are talking of a sensational new book that's set to take the libraries and bookshops of the world by storm.
Orlando, Florida - (Ass Mess): Warner Brothers' latest scam to perpetuate the JK Rowling authorship fraud of the Harry Potter titles has been unvieled in Orlando, Florida.
(Crappers China) The Chinese government has declared that Harry Potter is too scary to children and decided to ban the books. Unfortunately the Chinese children will never find out how the series end. Even Harry Potter sites are banned and if you sea...
(Crappers USA) J.K. Rowling is taking no chances to keep her book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows completely classified as top secret. The American book publisher has bought large acres of land and places it into high security like Area 51, the...
Tokyo is to host the world premiere of the fifth, and hopefully last, in the series of Harry Potter film extravaganzas, The Orders Of Pat Phoenix, on June 28. The city, which is in Japan
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