It was the book launch from Hell. For the first time Professor Stephen Hawking Britain's most wheelchair bound Scientist, decided to personally attend a news conference to celebrate the release of his controversial new publication. In his book Haw...
While the Alpha and Omega usually steers clear of involving Himself in corporate negotiations (as evidenced by Time-Warner's purchase of AOL in 2000), but News Corp's latest shenanigans with Cablevision customers has pushed Him into action. I Love Sn...
During a papal mass that was being given at the Vatican, God made a surprise visit and interrupted the Pope, who was speaking from the podium and told him: "JUST SHUT UP!" "JUST SHUT UP!" God yelled at the Pope. "Do me a favor and SHUT YOUR MOUTH! You are embarrassing me". "First off", God growled, "You are not the voice of God. The only person who is the voice of God is ME!!! What rea...
After years of spreading his rhetoric on airwaves across the country, Glenn Beck finally announced on Friday that he was in fact the son of God. He stated that he wanted to keep it a secret from the rest of the world so that people did not think that...
For Mildred Finklesplat, 92, of Keyport, NJ, getting to the 9:30AM Sunday sermon at the First Baptist Church on Main Street meant getting up at 6:00AM, just to get ready. "I take 22 pills every morning," said Finklesplat, whose husband met his Cre...
Washington, DC (BNSE): The Westboro Baptist Church, the controversial religious sect best known for protesting the funerals of slain war veterans and their "God Hates Fags" protest signs, announced a startling lawsuit against God in Federal Distric...
Horace Whimpley was driving along the Indiana interstate near Indianapolis Wednesday when he says he began to see money falling out of the sky. As he looked closer, he realized an armored car directly in front of him had unwittingly released several...
The Lord Jesus Christ has announced that Heaven's comedy club, Giggles At The Heaven Holiday Inn, will institute a two-drink minimum for the 8:30pm and 11:00pm shows. The 5:00pm "Giggles Buffet" show will remain cover charge and drink minimum-free...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK: What a difference a day makes - 24 little hours...so goes a popular song. But we're not just singing tunes here. For the past 2 days we have witnessed a flurry of activity with rabid Muslims all over the world going berserk as a...
As inter-faith groups, the Vatican, politicians, Army generals and reasonable people all over the world question the sanity of the Florida idiot-preacher who is threatening to burn the Koran, the Chief God of Gods has now stepped into the debate.
God reportly is sulking over the statement that he doesn't exist, after eminent scientist Stephen Hawkings' recent revelations that he didn't create the universe, let alone in six days. God has moaned that it just isn't fair. "No matter what I do...
The messages came yesterday in emails, faxes, letters to the editors, Robo calls, and bulletins to pastors all across the world. It was addressed to Christians with a caveat that other religions would be hearing shortly. The messages came from GOD!...
LONDON, U.K.-Renowned physicist Stephen Hawking makes a controversial claim in his new book The Grand Design that God is not in any way responsible for events transpiring in the world of athletics. Hawking's new theory argues that the failures or tri...
Incredibly brainy scientist guy Stephen Hawking has revealed in his latest book how he created God. Hawking, who invented the mobile phone, the satellite dish, the Internet, wheelie bins and bendy buses, but didn't invent Facebook, reveals how he...
A new book written by renowned scientist Stephen Hawking and co-authored by a theoretical physicist by the name of Leonard Mlodinow entitled "The Grand Design," finally puts to rest the silly notion that God exists. The book, instead, rules out the p...
In the beginning there was God, and then, there wasn't, because Stephen Hawking came, he saw, he kicked his arse! And then he said "God did not create the universe; the laws of physics were behind the Big Bang." Its exactly that kind of trash talk...
Britains most famous and sad scientist Stephen Hawking has made an immense claim in the Times that God actually spoke to him. God asked Stephen to tell the world that he had nothing to do with creating the world, at the time he was busy getting a...
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