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Funny story: Manchester United Half-and-Half Scarves Were Made By Idiots

Manchester United Half-and-Half Scarves Were Made By Idiots

Whatever your own personal feelings are towards 'half-and-half scarves' - those tacky scarves made up of both teams' colours - you can imagine the fake disappointment felt by fans of Colchester United when they turned up for their historic match with...

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Funny story: Neil Shipperley Is A Wanker

Neil Shipperley Is A Wanker

The world of football, and of sport, in general, was alive with condemnation tonight for the former Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Southampton, Nottingham Forest, Sheffield United, Barnsley and Wimbledon centre-forward, Neil Shipperley, who, it turns out,...

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Funny story: Brian Clough Has Risen From The Dead

Brian Clough Has Risen From The Dead

The former Derby County and Nottingham Forest manager, Brian Clough, who many in those areas held to be immortal, died in 20, but may have gone beyond the realms of mere mortals and come back to life - as the Secretary of State for Wales, Simon Hart.

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Play Father Christmas At Manchester United Christmas Party

Harry Maguire To Play Father Christmas At Manchester United Christmas Party

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender, is to take on an extra responsibility over the coming Christmas period, when he will be donning a Santa Claus suit and a big, fluffy, white beard, and acting as the official club Fath...

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Funny story: Racism News: Apes At Zoo Resent Monkey Chanting

Racism News: Apes At Zoo Resent Monkey Chanting

Monkeys at a British zoo have called for football fans to stop using monkey chants to taunt black players, as it tends to portray monkeys as somewhat lower on the evolutionary scale than humans, which they resent. Their concerns relate, more speci…

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Funny story: Manchester City Fan To Be Banned From Pulling His Trousers Up

Manchester City Fan To Be Banned From Pulling His Trousers Up

Anthony Burke, the Manchester City supporter who is accused of gesticulating to a Manchester United player, and making monkey chants, but who denied this, and said he was just pulling his trousers up, has been banned from pulling his trousers up.

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Funny story: Manchester City Fan Accused Of Racism Is, Himself, Descended From Apes

Manchester City Fan Accused Of Racism Is, Himself, Descended From Apes

A Manchester City supporter accused of making monkey noises directed towards Manchester United player, Fred, in Sunday's local derby, is himself descended from apes, it's been reported. Anthony Burke, 41, has been arrested by police, and is curren...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire: Manchester United Can Be Champions

Harry Maguire: Manchester United Can Be Champions

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender, has said that his team can still win the Premier League title this season - and he can prove it. The Yorkshireman was speaking after United's stunning 2-1 victory over their intens...

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Funny story: Football Fan Abuse

Football Fan Abuse

A football team has turned the tables on abusive fans, as they booed a section of their home support at the final whistle. Siddrington Town, who play in the 15673rd tier of English football, turned on their support at the end of a dismal 0-0 draw...

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Funny story: Man Utd v. Tottenham: Spurs Favourites To Take All Three Points

Man Utd v. Tottenham: Spurs Favourites To Take All Three Points

It's the big game at Old Trafford tonight, and former Manchester United manager, Jose Mourinho, is back for the first time since he was sacked from the job a year ago. This time, however, it's with Tottenham Hotspur, the team that trounced his Un...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Warned About Christmas Carol Singing Nuisance

Harry Maguire Warned About Christmas Carol Singing Nuisance

The festive season is well-and truly upon us, and not without an early controversy, as Manchester United and England central defender Harry Maguire and his girlfriend Fern Hawkins have upset some of their neighbours with their own particular brand of...

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Funny story: Manchester United Supporters Boo Team Off Pitch

Manchester United Supporters Boo Team Off Pitch

In absolutely astonishing scenes never before witnessed at Old Trafford, Manchester United players were booed as they left the pitch at the end of their 2-2 draw with Aston Villa yesterday. United, looking for a win that might keep manager Ole Gun…

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino Spotted In Manchester Trafford Centre Buying Household Items

Mauricio Pochettino Spotted In Manchester Trafford Centre Buying Household Items

Shoppers at Manchester's Trafford Centre retail complex became excited this afternoon, after former Tottenham Hotspur manager, Mauricio Pochettino, was seen with his wife, shopping for bed linen. He was also carrying some towels and two cushions.

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Funny story: Manchester United Ready To Give Pochettino Manager's Job

Manchester United Ready To Give Pochettino Manager's Job

Manchester United executives are thought to be putting the finishing touches to a deal that would install Mauricio Pochettino to the coveted Old Trafford manager's job, but will wait until after today's game with Aston Villa to make an announcement.

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Funny story: Housemartins Rename Iconic Album After Hull City's Midweek Win

Housemartins Rename Iconic Album After Hull City's Midweek Win

The Housemartins, the now-defunct Hull pop band responsible for the iconic album 'London 0 Hull 4', have renamed - and will re-release - the disc from today, as a tribute to their heroes, Hull City. The Tigers were in action in midweek, against pr...

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino Not Interested In Arsenal Job

Mauricio Pochettino Not Interested In Arsenal Job

Former Tottenham Hotspur boss, Mauricio Pochettino, has said in unofficial comments that he is "not interested" in the vacant manager's position at Arsenal, only hours after former incumbent, Unai Emery was sacked. Pochettino, himself sacked from...

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino Seen Circling Emirates

Mauricio Pochettino Seen Circling Emirates

Mauricio Pochettino, the former Tottenham Hotspur manager, who, earlier in the week had been spotted in various locations around Manchester, was last night seen lurking around the Emirates Stadium before, during and after Arsenal's 2-1 Europa League...

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