DENVER - John Denver sang about the Rocky Mountains and the fans of the Denver Broncos are singing about their Broncos record of 6-0. Quarterback Peyton "Happy Feet" Manning said that he has a feeling that this could be the year of the Colorado te...
Well, In my previous editorial I "tackled" the topic of the elementary school in Michigan banning "tag" and other "chase-oriented" games. Now I have run across a recent article that addresses another "chase-oriented" game, one of America's favorite fall high school pastimes, football. In this case, however it's not the game itself that is being banned. It's a postgame tradition that is being...
NEW YORK CITY - Word filtering out of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's office hints that London, England could be getting a United States NFL team within two years. Goodell speaking with Buckaroo Kazoo of The Turnstile Review said that as of now t...
EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - The green Eagles from Philadelphia flew into New Jersey and after they were done, they had beaten the New York Giants 36-21 handing them loss number cinco, as they say in Spanish Harlem. One sports reporter who has co...
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick is denying the recent allegations that he used an electronic sound monitoring device to listen in on the opposing team's huddles. According to Sports Balls Illustrated Daily the state-of-the-art dev...
NEW YORK CITY - Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre flew into New York City to appear on Live With Kelly and Michael. He told Kelly Ripa that he really and truly still feels that he can contribute his quarterbacking skills to several teams in the N...
SAN FRANCISCO - Donte Whitner, who is a safety with the 49ers has just paid $27.85 to legally change his last name. Whitner who is noted for his hard-hitting girdiron play told Sporting Chance Magazine that he decided to change his name after the...
NEW YORK - The Giants football team is off to a horrible start as they find themselves with an 0-4 record. And no one is madder than the die-hard fans of The Big Apple Giants. Vinnie Vestalino, who has been a Giants season ticket holder for 19...
PITTSBURGH - Word out of Pittsburgh is that the concession stands at Heinz Field are going to start selling Loser Hot Dogs in honor of the team's 0-4 start. The head of the Steelers concession stands said that this is being done in hopes of embarr...
DENVER - The Broncos fans at Sports Authority Field at Mile High Stadium were literally floating on air when the final gun sounded and their team had soundly trounced the Philadelphia Eagles 52-20. The 52 points broke a single game franchise recor...
KANSAS CITY - The KC home crowd had a lot to cheer about as they saw their astounding Chiefs whoop it up and whip up on the New York Giants big time. After all the dust had cleared and the war paint had come off, the team from the Big Apple was gr...
DETROIT - Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti said that the Chicago Bears had more turnovers than a Bronx bakery (5). And that little stat helped the Lions defeat the boys from the Windy City by a score of 40-32. The Lions coaches were...
NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just made an announcement regarding the football play commonly referred to as the onside kick. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell speaking in his office to a group of sports reporters informed them that...
DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was so angry that several of the sports reporters actually thought that he was talking in Mandarin Chinese. He had called a press conference in his office located in the $1.1 billion AT&T Stadium. J...
NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the owner of Moscow's professional football team The Black Storm has offered Tim Tebow $1 million to play in two games. Black Storm owner Mikhail Zaltsman told SCM's Hercules Confetti that...
NEW YORK CITY - The NFL is seriously looking into the Pam Oliver situation and could end up barring the FOX sideline reporter from being on the gridiron sidelines. A spokesperson for the NFL stated that Ms. Oliver just seems to find herself in the...
NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has vowed to clean up some football issues that it has allowed to continue for far too long. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has stated that one rule that the NFL has passed and which it will soon start...
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