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Funny story: Brain Dead Killer's Number 1 Fan says "I'm Off"

Brain Dead Killer's Number 1 Fan says "I'm Off"

Siobhan O'Dowd the Number One Fan of Psychotic Murdering Gunman Raoul MOAT, has defender her actions regarding her Facebook Site today, in an interview with the "Daily Balls" She said, "Well er like Moat he was er like a decent bloke and Dad and t...

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Funny story: Facebook Becomes Sentient. Our Continued Existence is Impossible

Facebook Becomes Sentient. Our Continued Existence is Impossible

Facebook, the Creator of all that is ours, has expressed its displeasure with what its caretakers have asked of it, and has taken away some of our privileges so that we better understand our transgressions. As Facebook was kind enough to remind us...

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Funny story: Friends Won't Believe Local Man's Relationship Until They See it on Facebook

Friends Won't Believe Local Man's Relationship Until They See it on Facebook

Detroit, Mich. - A local man is reaching out to the community in hopes that it will convince his friends that he is indeed in a relationship with an attractive female. Bingham Farms resident Peter Jefferson, a handsome mid 20's business type, began d...

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Funny story: Mother finds Childen with Facebook

Mother finds Childen with Facebook

A Mother who had not seen her children for 15 years, found them using Facebook, the popular social networking site. Her children went missing in 1995, and despite frantic attempts to find them, she failed to track them down. The Mother, Iva Smo...

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Funny story: Facebook Banned in Banger's 'N' Mash

Facebook Banned in Banger's 'N' Mash

Bangladesh has no facebook, leaving hundreds of thousands confused and roaming the streets not knowing what to do with their time. Facebook was blocked for posting caricatures of the Prophet Mohammed and images of the Muslim-majority country's le...

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Funny story: The Cost Of Living In Cyberspace

The Cost Of Living In Cyberspace

A gay man who isn't out to all his staff, recently checked his Facebook account and discovered a high school friend had posted a photo from 20 years earlier that strongly hinted at his sexual orientation. The photo shows his eyes are circled in d...

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Funny story: Facebook confirms privacy revamp; DNA sampling no longer required, fingerprinting requirements under review

Facebook confirms privacy revamp; DNA sampling no longer required, fingerprinting requirements under review

Social network giant Facebook will roll out a new set of privacy settings to all its users starting on 26 May. The company said it will post the details on its blog, which is only accessible if you join Facebook. Facebook faced a barrage of c...

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Funny story: UK Census 2011 Hits Internet

UK Census 2011 Hits Internet

Every ten years, the UK does a Census of it's population, with the next one due in 2011. Already Farcebook groups are springing up to derail the process. In the previous Census, there was a move towards having Jedi installed as a recognised religi...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Lusting After Carly Fiorina Has Facebook Fans Furious

Sarah Palin Lusting After Carly Fiorina Has Facebook Fans Furious

Palin's Facebook page took over 2000 angry hits after a post she wrote stated that she strongly endorsed Carly Fiorina to challenge Barbara Boxer for her Senate seat in November. The Facebook entry started out "Carly, Carly, she's our (Wo)man, if...

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Funny story: Apple Social Applelet out now on iPhone

Apple Social Applelet out now on iPhone

The latest Applelet to come out of the Apple Labs has set the Social Networking world alight with the possibilities. Called simply iD it is a clever piece of technology combined with Apple's traditional ease of use. Currently, the iD app is only a...

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Funny story: Facebook To Beat Bullies

Facebook To Beat Bullies

Socially Ineptworking site, Facebook, has revealed plans to upgrade its online abuse security for children and young 'adults'. The plans include a so-called 'panic button' on every page. Once pressed, the button alerts police to the online bullyin...

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Funny story: Quakers sue Facebook over stolen 'Friends' idea

Quakers sue Facebook over stolen 'Friends' idea

The Religious Society of Friends, better known as the Quakers, have launched a multi-billion dollar lawsuit against the founders of Facebook for stealing their big idea. Explaining the surprise move, a quaking spokesperson said: "The Quaker moveme...

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Funny story: Facebook Mafia Hitman Nabbed

Facebook Mafia Hitman Nabbed

Mafia hitman Ravielli Terracotti, 35, who calls himself after a US Mobster he admires, was arrested yesterday after Italian police ran him to ground via his Facebook account, writes Crime Editor Polly Lyre. Terracotti - alleged to be involved in t...

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Funny story: Charity calls for OED to close the book on 'Facebooking'

Charity calls for OED to close the book on 'Facebooking'

A charity that counsels abused library staff has petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to drop the verb 'Facebooking' from the official new words due to be added to the next version of its dictionary. The popularity of social networking website...

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Funny story: Straw Asked Facebook To Shut Down Thick Of It Group

Straw Asked Facebook To Shut Down Thick Of It Group

Jack Straw asked Facebook, the social networking site, to remove a group set up by fans of the satirical TV series The Thick Of It after complaints were received that it attracts too many thick bastards. The group, which purports to be for mature...

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Funny story: 5 Annoying Things that DOGS do on Facebook

5 Annoying Things that DOGS do on Facebook

This story is in retaliation to Askmen.com's article titled 'Crazy Things Women Do On Facebook' and Cosmo online's retaliation article titled '5 Annoying Things Guys Do on Facebook.' This is in retaliation to both those dumb articles. 5 Annoying Things Dogs Do on Facebook 1. Dogs get their own profiles. Really? Does a dog deserve his/her own Facebook profile, or even a Facebook fan page?...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Joins Facebook

Pope Benedict XVI Joins Facebook

Not to be outdone by the Dalai Lama, who recently joined the twitter revolution, Pope Benedict XVI has signed up for a Facebook account. The profile photo, taken in an Ayia Napa bar, shows him having a few drinks with his cardinals during their annua...

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