Federal Reserve Bank Chairman Ben Bernanke has announced a new round of quantitative easing to be termed Unquantitative Easing. Treasury Department Spokesmen said that the amount to be added to the money supply will be 'too much to count'. They ad...
China sent a few guys who work in "waste management" on a trip to the White House recently to talk to President Obama about the money owed to China. A White House spokesman said that "some pretty big guys" showed up late one night and rang the...
A man in St. Louis has offered his bank account to hackers -- providing that when they're done he be at least a dollar richer. "I'm broke already so every bit helps," he said. The unidentified man, who wishes to remain anonymous, logged into a...
Many Churches around the world have seen a decline in tithing in their congregations since members are not carrying cash as often. The churches decided last week to install credit card readers into the collection plates because most people carry...
For a sitting President who has no verifiable history, let alone copies of undergraduate papers, class room grades, proposed state senate laws, and who voted "Present" more times than not in the US Senate, reports are emerging that Barry is testing...
Washington, DC -- The US Treasury Department is introducing a program designed to stimulate the US economy from the bottom up. Called "Do-It-Yourself Dollars," the effort provides software American taxpayers can use to print their own cash. "Now,...
Washington DC -- Pres. Barack Obama says he has figured out what is causing the US economic slowdown, and that he knows how to cure the economy's ills. But a variety of experts disagree. "Wall Street is not getting its minimum daily requirement of...
Barry Obama, faced with the reality of an economic catastrophe which could cause him to be a one term President, initiated a crisis management call to former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown seeking liquidity and re election advice. (Ed. Note: you...
Shortly after the S&P downgraded the US's bond rating, Obama pushed back by reaffirming his confidence in Treasury Secretary Tim "the taxman" Geithner at yet another White House Bungle-Bungle party featuring semi-nude interns, a former Miss Indon...
Beijing -- The government of China has officially called in all of the loans it has made to the United States, and has threatened to stop production of Apple's popular iPad tablet computer if the money is not repaid immediately. China's ultimatum...
Washington, DC - The White House, earlier today, confirmed that the ghost of Winston Churchill would take over the US Congress. Exit polls taken after the announcement conclude that Americans over the age of 40 are excited. The younger generations...
Recent global unrest and the impending crash of the world economy has now reached to Norway, one of the World's richest nations, home to 4.5 million Striking Vikings, who live very well, thank you, courtesy of North Sea oil resources. "It's the at...
New York -- S&P, one of the world's three major ratings firms, has downgraded its rating of Almighty God from AAA to BBB minus. The move is expected to dramatically cut prayer time between the Creator and those whom He created. More impor...
Washington DC -- Congressional leaders on both sides of the aisle have put their political differences and summer vacations aside and are working together to develop what is being called "The Greatest Depression." "The Greatest Depression is going...
On the day the US economy sunk to it's lowest levels with a 512 point sell off on the Dow, a race riot in Milwaukee, and 4 teens shooting up a bus in Philadelphia with an automatic weapon in broad daylight, the Rose Garden came alive as the President...
President Barack Obama was startled when his specially-issued, red smartphone rang Friday afternoon. He was even more startled when the person on the other line said they were from a collections agency. The special phone is the modern version of...
American financial markets are in a frenzy as the country slips into deficit. 'We can't pay you' notices have gone out to all Government employees and the country is coming to a halt as half the population stop working. News of the disaster ha...
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